funny doctor story

[lil_josh]

thought this might get some laughs. I took 1 serving of ripped fuel at 7:00 in the morning. About 7:15 I get a call that I have a doctors appointment. At around 8:00 they take my height, weight, ect. When they get to my bp or pulse, don't know which one they freak out. Im guessing it was because of the ripped full.
They redo it like 3 times, ask me if I'm on anything, if I smoke ect. They finally just go ahead with my physical and explain that I'm probably nervous about them having to touch my balls and all. I thought it was funny anyways.

[Terinox]

ROFL

That is pretty funny!!!

[EXCESS]

Originally posted by lil_josh
They finally just go ahead with my physical and explain that I'm probably nervous about them having to touch my balls and all.

Idiots! Don't they know that everyone enjoys having their balls touched???

[PaPaPumP]

Originally posted by EXCESS

Idiots! Don't they know that everyone enjoys having their balls touched???

Not if it's a guy.

[Billy Boy]

Or if their hands are cold

[Cali]

Here's a joke along the same lines...

A MEDICAL STORY

**A new medical doctor started his residency in Obstetrics and Gynecology. He was somewhat embarrassed performing pelvic exams and had unconsciously
formed a habit of whistling softly to cover his embarrassment.
The young lady upon whom he was performing this exam suddenly burst out
laughing and further embarrassed him.
He snapped "Just what is so funny?"
She replied, "I'm sorry doctor, but the song you were whistling was
"I wish I was an Oscar Meyer Wiener"!!

[bortort]

good one cali.


I went to the doctors office just b4 I started this cycle. They did all the weight, height ect. One week later I had to go back for a follow up. ( but I had started my D-bol now ) They freaked out cuz I was 8 or 9 pounds heavier. I just had to laugh under my breath. ( but my blood presure went down, )