A man and woman are lying in bed together on their 50th wedding anniversary. She says "Honey, go into the closet and bring out the shoe box on the top shelf. I have something to show you". So the man retrives the box and brings it back to the bed. He opens it, and inside are 3 eggs and $15,000 in 1 dollar bills. He says "What is this?" She proceeds to explain "In our 50 years of marriage, every time you did not make me orgasm during love making I put a single egg in the box". The man beamed with joy and was quite proud. He then asks "Well, where is the money from?" She again explains "Every time I reached a dozen eggs I cashed them in for a dollar"![]()