HCG and its Unbelievable Secondary uses!!

[mark956101957]

I have been using hcg for many weeks with great success on my once shrinking testicles but I have also just come across another use for this wonderful product. A little over a week ago my girlfriend at the time, was 1 week late for her period and had come over to my place and we went to the drugstore and got her a pregency test. These test strips react to the presence of hcg which is a hormone a woman produces only when she is pregnant. So she goes into my bathroom and pees on the test strip and comes back out and we wait and wait but it produces only one stripe and two indicate pregnancy. She is obviously relieved since this would be very unplanned and unwanted. I knew w/o a doubt she never was pregnant--vasectomy, hello! Well being we have already broken up 4 times before getting back together this last time and I was getting a bit tired of her jadedness and huge ego plus her bull**** so I thought it would be a good time to have a little fun with her since it would be but a short period before this relationship blew apart for good anyhow. So I take the test strip along with the hcg I store in the fridge and go into the bathroom and squirt some hcg on the test strip and bring it back without her noticing anything. I lay the test back on the counter and wait and wait but it must of taken 10 minutes but did finally change to two stripes. Well I walk by the test strip pick it up and look at it with a gasp, my mouth wide open and eyes flickering in astonishment. "My God" I say, "you won't believe this", and I walk over to the couch half dazed and hand her the test stripe and walk into the bathroom trying to contain my laughter and glee. I come back out a minute later and she has her head in the couch and is crying...........
Well she really was a bitch at times, no, almost all of the time now that I think about it but I am too kind to watch her cry when it was suppose to be a simple joke. So I walk over to the couch and I hold her by the shoulders and say please don't cry, I am sorry, you are not pregnant I did that. Well she looks up at me and I explain what I did and she is pissed! She gets up and starts putting her shoes on to leave but I ask her not to go and she does end up staying....... Well within a week of that we did break up for good..Thank God, am I relieved! But if any of you guys are looking for a practical joke that is perhaps not so funny to the woman than this could be for you.....

[Mealticket]

lmao. that's goooooood **** Bro!!!!!. WOW!!!

[Lord]

haha, bastard

[woodspan]

So cold, but soooooo sweet!

[Da Bull]

Bro.....that is one of the best,and most evil tricks I've ever heard of.I fukin' love it.You rule.

[Steroids101]

**** bro, thats pretty good! Wrong, but good.

[daem]

for all the flak we take from gf's and wives about AS use, this is a very good joke.

[mark956101957]

This was pretty funny- the thing that made it the most funny was the fact that she was bitch and deserved worse but oh well.

[Krunchtime]

Id say you got her pretty good.

[the dent depot]

She wasnt crying because she thought 'you' made her pregnant.....hello!



D

[mark956101957]

She wasnt crying because she thought 'you' made her pregnant.....hello!



D

Actually she was....but if you know better....

[the dent depot]

Hmmmmm where was she on the night of may 11th?

j/k

good one!

D

[bjayg]

LMAO

[thejuiceisloose]

Nice one! Good job, I love practical jokes, in good humor of course. It was good that you told her after, that was the punch line right there

[Jack87]

LMFAO!!!

You are an evil man...

[mark956101957]

LMFAO!!!

You are an evil man...

Yes I can be mean but she was much meaner and probably deserved worse..I just couldn't do worse to her. I mean imagine if I were to have not told her about the hcg ? She cried for 2 minutes tops but imagine how her world would of turned upside down had i said nothing all night or days? Than I would of been an evil man.

[Da Bull]

Yes I can be mean but she was much meaner and probably deserved worse..I just couldn't do worse to her. I mean imagine if I were to have not told her about the hcg ? She cried for 2 minutes tops but imagine how her world would of turned upside down had i said nothing all night or days? Than I would of been an evil man.

You should have tortured her bro.

[mark956101957]

You should have tortured her bro.

Ah Da Bull you don't mean that. She is a jaded woman who is going to have enough problems in her future life and will never find someone who was as kind or caring for her as I was...well.... except for that one little hcg /pregnancy test incident. LOL Biatch!

[SV-1]

Evil, Evil, Evil.................. Good job!

[craneboy]

thats pretty funny and cold at the same time