Originally Posted by 50cent
do you know WHY ronnie or dexter can get those TIGHT, LITTLE THONGS on their bodies so they can pose onstage?
It's because their packages are soooo small, that they can fit them in little, encased areas. I could get onstage at the O and look pathetic compared to Coleman, and my back double bicep would be a joke compared to his HUGE BODY, and my quads would be matchsticks in comparison to his HUGE WHEELS, and my little, smooth chest wouldn't be as HUGE AS HIS, but I would go onstage with boxer shorts on because my package is soo big (and used so often, and I don't mean playing by myself, and as soon as a beautiful female fan was waving at me in the audience, yeah my muscles look small and scrawny, but I'd be rock-hard straight away, so I'd need the room to hide my HUGE MANHOOD, whilst Coleman would need half a truckLOAD of viagra to ever get a hard-on, thats why he can wear that little thong, because he knows he would never get a spontaneous erection at a bad moment (or ever for that matter)...no wonder Vicki Gates dumped him...LOL...)
Plus, whilst Coleman would be :bath: to get all the tan off his body, I'd be :banana: countless girls, and he wouldn't have a chance, since he's supposed inable to get it up...LOL