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I've just finished my first week of my first cycle consisting of sus, deca and d.bol.
Problem is, I am now getting alot of wet dreams; eod - even on days when I get laid. :blush:
Is this normal? Does anyone know how I can stop myself from these accidents when I'm asleep? :yellowcon
T.
It never happened to me while on a cycle but i had a couple in my day and they are sticky little messes! tape a sock on your lad to stop the mess, lol
LOL...sorry for laughing,but I haven't heard this one yet.Even if your 're getting laid daily,you'll still need to rub a few out..well at least I do anyway.
You will simply need to beat the little bugger into submission. That is the only way.
wet dreams.................
you know you should go to the bathroom and use the toilet if you have to piss..
there are lots of aids to make it easier to fix this problem..
good luck..............
Dont laugh, but I read this bood called the mulit orgasmic male. The doc talks about doing penis pumps. Like when its hard and you make it bounce a little. Well you do sets of those (doesn't have to be hard) and it actually strengthens a little muscles needed to control orgasms. I got the book on PDF somewhere, you can PM for it if youd like.
Its not piss thats makin his dreams wet, if ya know what I mean...Quote:
Originally Posted by spywizard
**** I remember wet dreams when I was in high school. Wakeing up late for the bus and having my shorts stuck to my nuts. Wish I had those still.
i guess im wierd, but i've never had one in my life... i'm pretty sure it would suck to wake up with a load all over me though.
wet dreams??? i thought he was having a golden shower.. my bad.............Quote:
Originally Posted by Soldier of Misfortune
so he must be having problems with controlling his load... that's what happens when someone has a chronic masterbation issue..
Stop with the rubbin.......
Man...you are lucky. I wish I could find a drug that made me have wet dreams, especially if I had alreay knocked one out before I went to sleep. I think you are going to grow a lot.Quote:
Originally Posted by monstercojones
what exactly does rubbing one out in the course of a day have to do with a sexual dream that creates an orgasm?Quote:
Originally Posted by spywizard
BeefCakeStew....what you are referring to is called "kegel" excercises and works by expanding and contracting your prostate....u can go for hours if u can control it properly...like i can...(:
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Originally Posted by spywizard
Yea, I would think that would have the opposite effect.
Yea....don’t do to many of those kegels while on the juice. I heard if you sneeze you could blow your dick off.Quote:
Originally Posted by lfcdeke
nothing.............. his original comments were about a wet dream...Quote:
Originally Posted by Da Bull
instead of assuming it was from a sexual dream.. i made the assuption it was from pissin on himself..
Kegel
There has only been one (1) documented case of Kegel Pumps resulting in Third-Leg Catasphrophic Detonation or being 'blown-off', as Eddie8 said. Records indicate that Explosive Castration (all these medical terms-- who thinks of these...) resulted from multiple reps while using home brew gear in conjuction with a viagra-overdose. They are not kidding-- if the erection lasts longer than four (4) hours: CALL THE DOCTOR before your lady beats you to death or Explosive Castration occurs.
Women and Kegel:
There are several benefits for a woman to exercise her vagina:
This will...
...make it easier for you to reach orgasm.
...make your orgasms stronger/better as the muscles you're exercising are the same as used during orgasm.
...make your vagina more sensitive(you'll feel more). When squeezing you'll feel your partner much better inside. It will simply heighten your sexual satisfaction.
...prevent prolapse and incontinence.
...make childbirth easier and your muscles will regain more quickly after the birth.
- For your boyfriend it will be a tremendous difference. You will get tighter. You can pull and squeeze your partner's penis.
- You don't have to be nervous the first time you make love with a new partner, wondering what he will think of you as a sexual partner. You'll have better sexual self-confidence. You'll know that your present/future boyfriend/husband/lover won't be disappointed.
- Men prefer women with a strong vagina (to many men it's more important that his lover has a strong vagina than having a perfect body). In some cultures women exercise their vaginal strength in order to help them keep their future/present husband.
- You can be proud of your vaginal strength(just like one can be proud of one's body).
- The woman will get more control in bed. Many women enjoy that and think it's fun.
I know what you mean--so why the frown. I am losing my touch tho. Heres a snipit similar to the book:Quote:
Originally Posted by lfcdeke
First and foremost, you need to develop your sexual strength.This brings us back to those amazing PC Muscles.Once the muscles are strengthened, you can learn to separate orgasm and ejaculation.Your orgasm builds from your prostate, so learning how to squeeze on the prostate with your pelvic muscle is vital.Get in the habit of squeezing them several times every day.When correctly applied during sex, this is how it works:When you approach orgasm, you hold back by slowing down or stopping by pulling out of the vagina.By squeezing the PC Muscles at the point of ejaculation, you may experience “mini-orgasms” that feel quite wonderful and enable you to continue having sex for an extended period of time.
lol wow.. I think jerking it off everyday may help, do 3 sets of fast rapid 10 reps.
"get off the juice Doug" -50 first dates.... lol jk :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by Tushe
You ned a good KFC DIET! It's Packed to the brim with protein :)
I am now getting alot of wet dreams; eod -
Yo0u will be ok as long as you dreams are not gay dreams
me neither, but i do wake up with "mr. happy" poking me in the chin! somedays i think i can use it as my personal kick stand! :dood:Quote:
Originally Posted by monstercojones
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Originally Posted by hung-solo
Lies :rolleyes:
LOLOLOLOL! good to see you are on top of things this morning james..LOLOL............fukker! :wg:Quote:
Originally Posted by jmp51483
Not to be a prick but your avatar with the nudity. .... it's against the rules here. You could be looking at getting banned if you don't get rid of it.
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Originally Posted by hung-solo
Sorry for leaving it on your chin. Next time I will put it away. I don't want anyone using it for a kick stand.
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Originally Posted by Martha
:lol: no i guess you dont, you need to save it for the barn yard animals and occasionally for a mechanical sheep you ride at the local redneck bar......................just kidding :wg:
lol, that was harsh...Quote:
Originally Posted by hung-solo
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Originally Posted by jmp51483
Obviously you have never been to my redneck bar.
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Originally Posted by Martha
This business of over-active spermazoa production is good news INDEED ! I've already pro-created more than once and my name will live on, however, having suffered a horrible accident as an adolescent during which the bar on my Schwin bicycle painfully destroyed one of my testicles while I was riding through a ploughed field, I have been concerned about my ability to perform sexually in old age. TEST/AS has taken away my fears. Thanks for this 'wet-dream' insight.