What are the steroid commandments

[ProUser910]

Hey can some1 give me the steroid commandments

[hung-solo]

Hey can some1 give me the steroid commandments

1. dont answer bull**** threads like this

2. dont answer bullshiit threads like this

3. DAMMIT!!

[jmp51483]

I'd have to agree with Hung on this one... WTF are you talking about?

[stitch1967]

1. Don't inject your gear at the gum line.
2. Don't use saliva to clean rubber and injection site.

Haaa, I'm Ho'in!

[hung-solo]

I'd have to agree with Hung on this one... WTF are you talking about?

what my friend here is trying to say is

4. dont answer bull **** threads like this

5. dont answer bull **** threads like this

6. dont answer bull **** threads like this

7. DRINK WINNIE!!

[AandF6969]

Sorry, God didnt come down from heaven and give Moses 10 steroid commandments in addition to the regular ones.

[Lozgod]

1. Don't inject in to a vein

2. Do not juice up your pet.

3. Yes you can drink Winny.

4. Do not share needle with heroin addicts.

5. Always have Nolvadex on hand for gyno. If gyno starts up your AAS dosages until you grow a set of 38d's.

6. Do not commit murder during roid rage but you may commit assault.

7. Have a piece of ass to treat like a rib slap in a butcher shop at will.

8. If you are not taking test in your cycle, lie about that fact on here.

9. Sustanon sucks.

10. M1T is really a steroid .

[jmp51483]

Sorry, God didnt come down from heaven and give Moses 10 steroid commandments in addition to the regular ones.

Hey bro,

I know you've got a computer...... So I would start looking up some new jokes


j/k bro

[hung-solo]

1. Don't inject in to a vein

2. Do not juice up your pet.

3. Yes you can drink Winny.

4. Do not share needle with heroin addicts.

5. Always have Nolvadex on hand for gyno. If gyno starts up your AAS dosages until you grow a set of 38d's.

6. Do not commit murder during roid rage but you may commit assault.

7. Have a piece of ass to treat like a rib slap in a butcher shop at will.

8. If you are not taking test in your cycle, lie about that fact on here.

9. Sustanon sucks.

10. M1T is really a steroid.

oh moses of the a.s. world.... that was well thought out man..esp #8!

[scotttiger54]

1. Don't inject in to a vein

2. Do not juice up your pet.

3. Yes you can drink Winny.

4. Do not share needle with heroin addicts.

5. Always have Nolvadex on hand for gyno. If gyno starts up your AAS dosages until you grow a set of 38d's.

6. Do not commit murder during roid rage but you may commit assault.

7. Have a piece of ass to treat like a rib slap in a butcher shop at will.

8. If you are not taking test in your cycle, lie about that fact on here.

9. Sustanon sucks.

10. M1T is really a steroid.

just funny enough with some truth thrown in.

[BIP0LAR]

[QUOTE=Lozgod]

7. Have a piece of ass to treat like a rib slap in a butcher shop at will.

8. If you are not taking test in your cycle, lie about that fact on here.

[QUOTE]


lol

[Lozgod]

Go forth and follow these comandments my brothers and sisters as so our Lord God sais so.

[hung-solo]

Go forth and follow these comandments my brothers and sisters as so our Lord God sais so.

correction....as "lozgod says so"! funny shiit man

[co2boi]

Sweet, so I can drink winny

[Lozgod]

Sweet, so I can drink winny

No you cant, I made that part up.

[cpt steele]

These are the ones I think he was talking about. From wardog

I. Thou shalt not juice until you are finished growing

II. Tho shalt use test as the base of any cycle.

III. Thou shalt not use an orals only cycle.

IV. Thou shalt protect thy liver, for I only give you one

V. Thou shalt not brag to others about your juice use

VI Thou shalt keep your source private, and secure, that he may go on serving you

VII. Thou shalt always use sterile injection tecniques

VIII. Thou shalt not be cheap with post cycle anciliaries

IX. The gifts I give you, are not meant to make up for poor diet or lazy workouts

X. Thou shalt NEVER start a cycle without all gear, and all anciliaries in your posession.

The Sons of Man took these commandments to heart, and once again, grew strong, with a minimum of side effects, therefore, they praised God in His wisdom

[Da Bull]

These are the ones I think he was talking about. From wardog

I. Thou shalt not juice until you are finished growing

II. Tho shalt use test as the base of any cycle.

III. Thou shalt not use an orals only cycle.

IV. Thou shalt protect thy liver, for I only give you one

V. Thou shalt not brag to others about your juice use

VI Thou shalt keep your source private, and secure, that he may go on serving you

VII. Thou shalt always use sterile injection tecniques

VIII. Thou shalt not be cheap with post cycle anciliaries

IX. The gifts I give you, are not meant to make up for poor diet or lazy workouts

X. Thou shalt NEVER start a cycle without all gear, and all anciliaries in your posession.

The Sons of Man took these commandments to heart, and once again, grew strong, with a minimum of side effects, therefore, they praised God in His wisdom

So let it be written,so let it be done.

[co2boi]

No you cant, I made that part up.

Come on man...keep up

[stitch1967]

1. Don't inject in to a vein

2. Do not juice up your pet.

3. Yes you can drink Winny.

4. Do not share needle with heroin addicts.

5. Always have Nolvadex on hand for gyno. If gyno starts up your AAS dosages until you grow a set of 38d's.

6. Do not commit murder during roid rage but you may commit assault.

7. Have a piece of ass to treat like a rib slap in a butcher shop at will.

8. If you are not taking test in your cycle, lie about that fact on here.

9. Sustanon sucks.

10. M1T is really a steroid.

As set forth in the prophecy.....

[stitch1967]

No you cant, I made that part up.

How bout Winstrol ?

[Lozgod]

How bout Winstrol ?

I would like to answer that but no one has told me the difference between Winstrol and Winny.

[cpt steele]

Is there a differance between dbol and dianabol ???

[Lozgod]

Is there a differance between dbol and dianabol???

Yeah, which ever one I was taking caused me to pee blood.

[stitch1967]

Is there a differance between dbol and dianabol???

Capt u changed ur avatar....

[Latimus]

2. Do not juice up your pet.

So i got this great dogg....i figure, if im on juice...why not put him on as well?

lol good one bro.

[Lozgod]

I injected 1.5 ml of west coast labs Test Enanthate 250mg/ml, my first shot for this cycle, and did Legs right after (Volume training - 15 reps/set) -

Workout
extensions
45 X 15
90 X 15
90X 15

Front squats
empty bar X 15
25 X 15
25 X 15

Leg press
3 plates(side) X 15
4 plates(side) X 15
4 plates(side) X 15

lying leg curls
90 X 15
100 X 15
100 X 15

Walking lunges with 30 lb dumbells - 2 sets of 20 steps each

seated calf raises
45 X 15
90 X 15
90 X 15

all reps are slow and controlled, this is super light weight for me, I usually go over 10 plates on leg press and 4 plates on extensions (per side)

Next day when i woke up, I was FUKCED, and even today so FUKCED up, my right cheek is swollen, and my both legs are shot, I can barely walk...

I will try icing it today, but u guys think 1.5 ml is too much???

[Big_BoneZ]

SORRY..... i thought i clicked on NEW POST, but accidentally it was a REPLY

[Lozgod]

SORRY..... i thought i clicked on NEW POST, but accidentally it was a REPLY

I thought thats what happened.

[*Narkissos*]

1. Don't inject in to a vein

2. Do not juice up your pet.

3. Yes you can drink Winny.

4. Do not share needle with heroin addicts.

5. Always have Nolvadex on hand for gyno. If gyno starts up your AAS dosages until you grow a set of 38d's.

6. Do not commit murder during roid rage but you may commit assault.

7. Have a piece of ass to treat like a rib slap in a butcher shop at will.

8. If you are not taking test in your cycle, lie about that fact on here.

9. Sustanon sucks.

10. M1T is really a steroid.

Lies all lies

You.. you.. false prophet you!!!!



Where's Swole when yuh need him?

[ProUser910]

hey thanx thats what i was talkin about the thou shalt cause my friends dont belive me that test has to be at the base of every cycle

[hung-solo]

hey thanx thats what i was talkin about the thou shalt cause my friends dont belive me that test has to be at the base of every cycle

sounds like your friends dont like women.. and their wee weee either!