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I need info on AS testing. I am taking Deca , anadrol, enanthate and propionate. I have to take a drug test in the next 48 hours. Any ideas on how to pass this? I would pay $$ for help on passing this test in a lab in the Seattle area. I am only required to take a urinalysis and I was hoping I might slip by on things that only show up in a blood test. I would appreciate ANY and ALL feedback! Respond in a private message or on this board. Thank you!
if you're not getting tested for steroids then don't worry about it.
if not, you're ****ed.
If it's a simple drug test, it will only test for recreational drugs, not aas. Unless you are an athlete. you'll be fine.
-moto
Testing for sports? Cuz if so, deca is detectable for up to 18 months.Quote:
Originally Posted by bigkcz
I have to give a urinalysis that will be specifically tested for steroid use. I think that most steroids only show up in blood and all that shows up in urine is testosterone levels. are there steroids that show up in urine? I am only required to do a urinalysis for steroid use , will i slip by with the deca?
almost all steroids will show up in your urine. You need to find a way to get someone else's piss into that cup.
yeap use a condom with a razor blade wrapped in tape, taped to the side of it..
Keep it in your azz to keep it warm!!!!
make sure the condom isn't lubricated.
I know of a way to pass the test, but I'll warn you that it will be very painful... PM me if you're serious
If you could take the test at a later date you could order a fake penis online that comes with someone elses urine that also keeps it warm and even pisses at the touch of a button..
just order a whizzinator :
http://www.whizzinator.com/
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Originally Posted by EastCoaster
Oh come one man.... you can't make a comment like that and not elbaorate. i'm so curious, what could it be :scratch:
oh no, dont tell him about what i think your going to.Quote:
Originally Posted by Georgie
Does it involve a cath?
Bro thats some serious sh*t if you try that, you must really want to slip by that test!
The old "oil change". You gotta be hard core for that.Quote:
Originally Posted by EastCoaster
what is it?
ur piss out, someone elses into ur bladder correct? i know of someone having done it for football