$$NEED HELP AS testing$$

[bigkcz]

I need info on AS testing. I am taking Deca , anadrol, enanthate and propionate. I have to take a drug test in the next 48 hours. Any ideas on how to pass this? I would pay $$ for help on passing this test in a lab in the Seattle area. I am only required to take a urinalysis and I was hoping I might slip by on things that only show up in a blood test. I would appreciate ANY and ALL feedback! Respond in a private message or on this board. Thank you!

[KeyMastur]

if you're not getting tested for steroids then don't worry about it.

if not, you're ****ed.

[motoxxxguy]

If it's a simple drug test, it will only test for recreational drugs, not aas. Unless you are an athlete. you'll be fine.

-moto

[KGBnine]

I need info on AS testing. I am taking Deca , anadrol, enanthate and propionate. I have to take a drug test in the next 48 hours. Any ideas on how to pass this? I would pay $$ for help on passing this test in a lab in the Seattle area. I am only required to take a urinalysis and I was hoping I might slip by on things that only show up in a blood test. I would appreciate ANY and ALL feedback! Respond in a private message or on this board. Thank you!

Testing for sports? Cuz if so, deca is detectable for up to 18 months.

[bigkcz]

I have to give a urinalysis that will be specifically tested for steroid use. I think that most steroids only show up in blood and all that shows up in urine is testosterone levels. are there steroids that show up in urine? I am only required to do a urinalysis for steroid use , will i slip by with the deca?

[Dude-Man]

almost all steroids will show up in your urine. You need to find a way to get someone else's piss into that cup.

[Anhydro78]

yeap use a condom with a razor blade wrapped in tape, taped to the side of it..

Keep it in your azz to keep it warm!!!!

[Dude-Man]

make sure the condom isn't lubricated.

[EastCoaster]

I know of a way to pass the test, but I'll warn you that it will be very painful... PM me if you're serious

[Anhydro78]

If you could take the test at a later date you could order a fake penis online that comes with someone elses urine that also keeps it warm and even pisses at the touch of a button..

[KeyMastur]

just order a whizzinator :

http://www.whizzinator.com/

[Georgie]

I know of a way to pass the test, but I'll warn you that it will be very painful... PM me if you're serious

Oh come one man.... you can't make a comment like that and not elbaorate. i'm so curious, what could it be

[angelxterminator]

Oh come one man.... you can't make a comment like that and not elbaorate. i'm so curious, what could it be

oh no, dont tell him about what i think your going to.
Does it involve a cath?
Bro thats some serious sh*t if you try that, you must really want to slip by that test!

[JdFlex]

I know of a way to pass the test, but I'll warn you that it will be very painful... PM me if you're serious

The old "oil change". You gotta be hard core for that.

[volcom stone]

what is it?

[slash is god!]

ur piss out, someone elses into ur bladder correct? i know of someone having done it for football