injecting butter?

[LittleMeth]

I heard somewhere that if you inject butter or margerine with your gear it will last longer in your system. Is this true?How would you go about doing this?

[rangerdudeleads]

wow thats a new one but as for me doing it, i dont think so until i do a thourgh research on that and then triple check that research cause thats something i never heard of plus i would think putting butter or margerine in me would be a little out of the way cause it would harden up, right? well thats just my 2 cents.

[Ajax]

Somebody's pulling your ____. Damn dangerous too--it sounds awful unsanitary.

Never inject anything that's not pharmacutical grade & sterile.

(BTW: use some common sense.)

[TNT]

Originally posted by LittleMeth
I heard somewhere that if you inject butter or margerine with your gear it will last longer in your system. Is this true?How would you go about doing this?

I can think of at least half-a-dozen clever responses to an hysterical question like this. But to offer up any of them would imply a legitimacy to the question.

In fact, I'd have to say that this is the most warped question I've ever seen on this board, second only to the guy on another board who asked about giving himself butt injections in the sphincter muscle.

Sorry, LittleMeth, but I have to be up front because someonewho reads your question may actually take it seriously and try it. Kids, the answer is no - it is not true that injecting butter or margerine (if you could manage it) with your gear will do anything but clog your body up with crap and possibly kill you. Don't try it at home or anywhere else. Ever.
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(Damn . . . I just know that when I butter my toast later this morning, I'm gonna start laughing my ass off.)

[Dizzy]

Butter butt.

[Nate_Dog]

Originally posted by LittleMeth
I heard somewhere that if you inject butter or margerine with your gear it will last longer in your system. Is this true?How would you go about doing this?

Personally I would rather a peanut butter/honey combo as I never have really been into butter.

lol!

[Dr.Evil]

lol like everyone else, but to expand on tnt's response, nothing can extend the release time of the steroid other than the ester that it has been attached to. this chemical attachment happens at the factory and you can't alter it.

[dane26]

i can't even imagine that.....that would just look gross.

[TOM2502002]

try maple syrup and mayo

[landshark]

Originally posted by TOM2502002
try maple syrup and mayo

LMFAO

[Nate_Dog]

"LittleMeth" you need to phone home. Some has been pulling your leg, sounds like they pulled your leg right off!!

[Cycleon]

and just think, you could dip your lobster into your vial.

[righton]

I can just see arnie doing a commercial saying " I can't believe it's not butter"

[GenuinePL]

Originally posted by CYCLEON
and just think, you could dip your lobster into your vial.

LMAO That's a good one.
After you inject make sure you visit Maine for the best and fresh Maine lobster. lol

Man, that would be crazy and unsanitary. You could probably grow some funguz in your muscule from this HEHE

[D00fy]

injecting fat to get fat

[Iron horse]

shit this funny, weird thing is I heard this somewhere in someone's post about hydronat...something something oil thats in margerine can do something to the steroid. I know I wouldn't mess with it tho!!

[Ajax]

Originally posted by righton
I can just see arnie doing a commercial saying " I can't believe it's not butter"

And the posts on the board:

Bro's, I just bought some butter from the Russian deli down the street. I think it might be margarine. Has anybody seen Russina butter packaged like this?

[TNT]

Originally posted by Ajax
Bro's, I just bought some butter from the Russian deli down the street. I think it might be margarine. Has anybody seen Russina butter packaged like this?

I don't know about the Russian stuff, but I would avoid the Mexican butter. I hear they're cutting it with waaaaay too much alcohol.

Ah, this thread brings back to mind some of the great posts about Clam Butter Oil . . .

[G-PIG]

and just think, you could dip your lobster into your vial.

(cycleon)

dude! who can afford lobster, i spend all my money on gear lmao butter ass that is awesome

[LittleMeth]

Alright alright. I guess that was a stupid question , but i heard it somewhere and was just wondering if there any truth in this. Sorry for the dumb question.

[TNT]

Originally posted by LittleMeth
Sorry for the dumb question.

LittleMeth, we may have had a laugh or two on you, but never be sorry for asking a question like that.

If you had heard it anywhere chances are that someone else heard it as well. And if it was someone who, unlike you, didn't raise the question, he might have actually tried to do it.

Remember the first rule of politics: When someone writes a letter to a politician, that letter will be put through a multiplication process. Because the powers-that-be know that many people feel the same way, but most people won't write about it. The same principle operates in terms of questions that are posted on an AS board: You are not, by any means, the only person who was wondering about something - chances are that other people have the same question, but they don't post it.

The fact that you raised the question could mean that someone, somewhere read this thread and, in the end run his ass was saved.

So don't sweat it, bro - you're tops in my book, because you had the brass balls to ask the question in the first place. And yes, it did need to be asked.

And I'm not saying that just to, um, butter you up.

[Nate_Dog]

don't worry just send that butter over here and will check it out on my sandwichs at lunch.

I can't believe this thread... I was at work reading it and laughing and people were looking at me strange.

Damn I love AR!

[GenuinePL]

Hey, Nate Dog.
Pass some of those sandwiches, I'm getting hungry overhere.