Stuff just banned by NCAA??? Need and alibi

[cazey43]

yes this is correct i have to fight a steroid test.. and i need a substance that has just recently been banned by the NCAA to do this anyone help please!

[RUballs0514]

i dunno, maybe try saying a PH or something. sounds like you in a tight spot. i used to be a college athlete so i feel your pain

[ceasar250]

yes this is correct i have to fight a steroid test.. and i need a substance that has just recently been banned by the NCAA to do this anyone help please!

"Stuff" the drink?

[cazey43]

took tren looking for a suppliment to give me an excuse

[Bryan2]

They never even had a PH that converted to tren so your outa luck there.

[swoll4589]

say you took some bad batch of Gaspari's methyl-D.

[JJEB2]

ok how long agao did u take it? appeal until u r blue in the face. say u used something minor. i would say if u took it 4 months ago then they try to test u again there is a possibility it could clear. i played d1aa ball and a kid on my team failed and he was able to take it again bc his natural test levels were higher than that of 6:1. he wasn't on anything so maybe try to work with that.

[showtime99]

Does methyl-d show up on an ncaa drug test?

[swoll4589]

i doubt it. The reason i reccomended it is because i heard that some of the batchs gave bad sides- closer to tren sides.

[showtime99]

Can anyone let me know for sure if it shows up on an ncaa drug test or refer me to someone who would know?

[Dude-Man]

how long ago were you taking it? was it trenbolone enanthate or acetate?

There isn't a ton of research available about liver metabolites of steroids.. except of course to the testers. I'll give a look and see what i can find. It's possible that methyl dienolone may have similar metabolites, or methyl trienolone... both of which i think were recently banned.

[BIGSNOR]

our trainers on our athletic team said that you could dip ur fingers in bleach just before the test, and some will stay under your fingernails, then when u pissi n the cup, swirl ur fingers in the cup, it will come out all ****ed up and the test will be void and you will have to take it over again later. hopefully far enough to get the stuff outta your system. O yah i was one of these trainers, and our head trainer told me this. worth a shot?

[Dude-Man]

17alpha-trenbolone and trendione are trenbolone's primiary metabolites. Methyl-trienolone has the same metabolites. However, i am unaware of methyl trienolone's NCAA status.

[Dude-Man]

They'll know you contaminated it, in which case, they'll just be pissed off.

I did some reasearch. The NCAA bans all the DEA scheduled substances, "and related compounds". So you're **** out of luck. Prohormones/prosteroids/formerly not banned steroids, if/when legal or not, are all banned by the NCAA. They were banned by the NCAA before the recent legislation that made prohormones illegal.

Your only real option is a catheter, or the whizzinator.

our trainers on our athletic team said that you could dip ur fingers in bleach just before the test, and some will stay under your fingernails, then when u pissi n the cup, swirl ur fingers in the cup, it will come out all ****ed up and the test will be void and you will have to take it over again later. hopefully far enough to get the stuff outta your system. O yah i was one of these trainers, and our head trainer told me this. worth a shot?