create a roid

**Nicky B** · 03-31-2005, 11:30 AM

If you could create your own steroid what would it be called, what would it do, and would you sell it or keep it a secret? My roid would be as mild to the liver as var but as strong as test and it would not aromatize. It would be called testostervar. And it would be oral. So use your imagination.

**BlocRoc** · 03-31-2005, 11:32 AM

I dont like this thread because it makes me sad that I dont have access to a full lab to create said steroid !

L8

**LACBodybuilder** · 03-31-2005, 11:34 AM

How about Test Canthate. That's what I would create.

Hopefully everyone remembers that thread or else this joke is going nowhere.

**LACBodybuilder** · 03-31-2005, 11:35 AM

http://forums.anabolicreview.com/sho...light=canthate

**Nicky B** · 03-31-2005, 11:36 AM

Originally Posted by BlocRoc

I dont like this thread because it makes me sad that I dont have access to a full lab to create said steroid !

L8

I don't think any average joe as that privilage.

***Narkissos*** · 03-31-2005, 11:42 AM

for now

***Narkissos*** · 03-31-2005, 11:45 AM

My roid of creation would be injectable...if would have selective adrogenicity and anabolicity

And i'd call it Test-tren -1-2-Nark-oxymethonanthate

**BlocRoc** · 03-31-2005, 11:53 AM

Bro,

You know the rules of AR club.

Rule 1:
You dont talk about canthate
Rule 2:
You dont talk about canthate
Rule 3:
If you have canthate, you must inject it!

L8

**Paullusion** · 03-31-2005, 11:56 AM

it would be called greatgainsnosides

***Narkissos*** · 03-31-2005, 11:56 AM

Canthate thread was hilarious

**LACBodybuilder** · 03-31-2005, 11:58 AM

Originally Posted by BlocRoc

Bro,

You know the rules of AR club.

Rule 1:
You dont talk about canthate
Rule 2:
You dont talk about canthate
Rule 3:
If you have canthate, you must inject it!

L8

I know, but I suck at keeping secrets. Especially ones as big as canthate.

**Danbrooks2k** · 03-31-2005, 12:13 PM

mine would be like a perfect mixture of sustonon, decca, Trenbolone acetate, anavar , IGF and GH and clenbuteral... it would come in a single pill to be popped every morning with no water bloat and no sides, you could stay on forever and PCT wouldnt ever be needed...

eventually your gains would decrease size wise, but continued use of the pill would keep you ripped and hard and you would never loose weight...

I would call it...

Gimmieafvckingbreakadrol... lol

only in a perfect world.... LOL

**Hazard** · 03-31-2005, 12:19 PM

i'd create a steroid called "28-growth testatren enanthate800"

I would find a way to blend 28iu's GH with 500mg's test enanthate and 300mg's tren enanthate..... all into 1 ML...... and it wouldn't be painful at all......

so the GH would have an enanthate esther on it... so one/two shots a week would do just fine..... works out to 4iu's/day.

take 2 ml's a week and you got
8iu's gh/day
1g test/wk
600mg'stren E/wk

**Nicky B** · 03-31-2005, 12:20 PM

Originally Posted by Danbrooks2k

mine would be like a perfect mixture of sustonon, decca, Trenbolone acetate, anavar , IGF and GH and clenbuteral... it would come in a single pill to be popped every morning with no water bloat and no sides, you could stay on forever and PCT wouldnt ever be needed...

eventually your gains would decrease size wise, but continued use of the pill would keep you ripped and hard and you would never loose weight...

I would call it...

Gimmieafvckingbreakadrol... lol

only in a perfect world.... LOL

Now thats what Im talking about.

**Swifto** · 03-31-2005, 12:25 PM

swiftosterone!

most potent steroid available....havent u heard of it.....

**justin2305** · 03-31-2005, 12:31 PM

getswolethate lol for sure it would be a top seller lol

**Consistency** · 03-31-2005, 12:37 PM

A blended mixture of HGH, IGF, PGF-2a, Test Prop, Var... and of course it would be injectable, that way all the p ussies wouldnt touch it.

**Mesomorphyl** · 03-31-2005, 12:44 PM

Mine would have good sexual benifits as a side and would not need an anti estrogen... It would be called MYDIXXABALLIN

**Swifto** · 03-31-2005, 12:46 PM

saluustrogen.......sadly not a roid......anti-e

**tdawg** · 03-31-2005, 12:47 PM

Originally Posted by Consistency

A blended mixture of HGH, IGF, PGF-2a, Test Prop, Var... and of course it would be injectable, that way all the p ussies wouldnt touch it.

i would want one as liver toxic as a-bombs with the same sides, injectable and as painfull as t4 times 2...there consistency that should keep the pussies away ...lol

**Mesomorphyl** · 03-31-2005, 12:49 PM

Originally Posted by bigswiftos

saluustrogen.......sadly not a roid......anti-e

**Hed** · 03-31-2005, 12:51 PM

Originally Posted by bigswiftos

saluustrogen.......sadly not a roid......anti-e

**Hed** · 03-31-2005, 12:52 PM

Oh, and i already pioneered the "Create A Roid" thing, hell, i have a picture of the roid i created in my avitar.........

Waffle Labs - Waffles

**angelxterminator** · 03-31-2005, 12:56 PM

I'm not sure what i would call it.

It would be similar to trenbolone , but its anabolic :androgenic ratio would be

5,000:300.....and it would aromitize just like testosterone ...

It would be injectable, and share hematocrit modification properties similar to that of EPO. It would not be liver toxic, and would have NO effect on HPTA, so natural testosterone production would be at an all time high. It would have no long term androgenic effects (ex: those effects on the prostate)...

ALso it would greatly increase RBC count, and BMR permanently, all while increasing hunger. Also it will share similar properties to IGF-1 and HGH in proliferatory actions, but ONLY on skeletal muscle tissue.

Last but not least it will increase insulin sensitivity, and aid in nutrient transport into the muscles....

Oh yea, and it will turn me, and only me, into GOD!

**Habanero** · 03-31-2005, 01:23 PM

Originally Posted by Nicky B

If you could create your own steroid what would it be called, what would it do, and would you sell it or keep it a secret? My roid would be as mild to the liver as var but as strong as test and it would not aromatize. It would be called testostervar. And it would be oral. So use your imagination.

I think it was Huey Lewis who said, "One that won't make me nervous wondering what to do, one that makes me feel like I feel when I'm with you.......when I'm alone with you, yeah yeah." I would like one similar to Deca but that made your dick grow to your knees and gave you x-ray vision.