Theirs only one monkey

[saluu]

my family is going blistic it is like a search warrant old lady goes she is going to kick me out of the house. Sister is in tears do you know what steroids is going to do to your liver. Brother is saying your a retard hooked on drugs and becoming mental day by day. THeir all jealous because im getting big they are actually calling me a gorilla they have know idea im saluu the roid monkey on this forum. They have even founded out that this website is the reason i became a roid monkey. now they are stopping my internet priveledges i feel as if im jail in my house. I told my old lady that if she throws the stuff im gonna do something crazy like go kill someone. like my ex, this is going out of control i never thought it would go this far i know they doing this because they care about me but they are taking it overboard. They dont realize that im a roid monkey and their is no turning back once you start it is just like a one way street their is no turning back you could only go one direction and that is get bigger and bigger. I might actually get kicked out now i have decided to hide the gear in my car because i know they are gonna search the room. I think im gonna finish all this stuff this month im so paranoid i dont want to lose my gear. IT is all this crap on tv that get that killed himself and hung himself the mexico steroid shops all this baseball coverage. Sometimes i think im gonna take out jose canseco and hang that kids mother and father on a rope and right down im responsible for my kids death he was roid monkey we didnt know. Be straight up your son died because he was in depression not because of steroids. most baseball players dont take roids they take supplements and prohormones that are legal back then .

I think the biggest reason is that my family is pissed off at me is that i have shaved off my whole monkey body and got rid of that hairy gorilla chest and all i do is flex in front of mirror and go to my old lady look at my muscles and now she is going paranoid my bloody aunt who happens to be nurse told her steroids are like cocaine . I felt like injecting my aunt and giving her some coke and asking her what the difference now do you notice. Total bs i hope seriously this post is not a comedy post but to all newbies i hope you dont have to put up with this ****. That i been through my sister is crying and my mom is going hysterical she says are you gonna stop the drugs or what. my answer im leaving the house if you keep this up i cant stop now i will take low doses and take 1 cycle a year im willing to compromise but they wont it is either get out roid monkey or sstop it . I cant belive i think they are all overreacting way too much. ONe thing is for sure juice comes first family comes second because im a roid monkey from canada.

[dirtdawg]

thats why i moved out when i was 18

[BDTR]

Why are you living with your mom at 30?

[AandF6969]

saluu your posts never cease to make me laugh.

[KGBnine]

If you live under your parent's roof, don't you think you shoud respect their wishes? Move out if you don't agree.

[saluu]

In our culture we stay with the family bdtr i own my own driving school company so ican afford my own place but with all the roids im buying even that is hard.

[KGBnine]

In our culture we stay with the family bdtr i own my own driving school company so ican afford my own place but with all the roids im buying even that is hard.

Are you serious man?? So it's a custom in Canada to live @ home until you die??

Haha I bet Blown SC is a 52 year old man still living with mom LoL

[1-Cent]

In our culture we stay with the family bdtr i own my own driving school company so ican afford my own place but with all the roids im buying even that is hard.

What are you talking about I don't know anyone even close to 30 living at home

[indica]

hes from pakistan or india if i dont remember wrong....you really dont sound like a guy who has the maturaty of a 30year old, but if you live with your mom how can you mature

[Nutz56]

wow saluu, i'm sorry to hear this man. i think they need to chill the fvck out personally, but i'm sure you tried tellin them this already. i really don't have much advice here for ya man. except to move out into a small appartment or somethin (whatever they have up in canada) and go from there. good luck with the cycle

[chris2wire]

haha this saluu is great

and his avatar makes it that much better

[Ranger5]

Lets see some pics!!!! I would love to see the whole monkey family.

[AVAGO]

[indica]

Lets see some pics!!!! I would love to see the whole monkey family.

Yeah that would be priceless!! All hairy monkey stile. mom and sister with mustaches and saluu all shaved and oiled up flexing his monkey body

[flabbywussy]

just tell them you're off the gear and go to gnc and buy a bunch of supplements,vitamins,and protien and put them in your room.

[Angelis]

In our culture we stay with the family bdtr i own my own driving school company so ican afford my own place but with all the roids im buying even that is hard.

WTF???... I live in canda and I moved out when I was 16.

Ur 30 and living with ur parents thats just sad

[ddoublevision]

hes 30 and his mommy took away his internet privledges...............

[jbol]

Saluu.....you tell them that they cant take away your internet privilages.Tell them you have a responsibility to the saluu fan club and you have to post on AR at least once a day.

[sp9]

There comes a day when every monkey must leave his "old lady" and make his own monkey way in the world. That day for you appears to be coming soon. good luck.

[stompin]

you did wrong in telling your mother/sister saluu,
but it is done now, and things will/might get better,
for your sake i hope anyways, like the man said above
try using the supplements aproach, thats what i used to do,
(before my mother found my anadrol /Cyp) lol back in the days,

i hope all works out for you bro,

''keep it safe saluu'' the roid monkey

[sp9]

Salu - get out there and have some monkey fun to take your mind off things:

[BodyMechanic]

Saluu some people just don't understand why we choose to use gear and no matter how hard you try to explain they still will not listen. The best thing to do is tell them you quit and act normal, if that is possible. As long as your behavior is rational they will probibly beleive you.

[O.fO.shO]

Hes' gotta be some mental challanged guy who found a steroid site and somehow a connection .

6'2" 250# corky . Imagine the media frenzy from this !

[West Coast All Star]

Good to see the roid monkey back. Will Smith said it best, "Parents just don't understand."

[G-1000]

bro it is time that you find a way to get out of that house.

[devilman208]

Hes' gotta be some mental challanged guy who found a steroid site and somehow a connection .

6'2" 250# corky . Imagine the media frenzy from this !

Like that dude from mad max beyond thunderdome! MASTER BLASTER

[Mesomorphyl]

Oh, saluu... why did you say anything to begin with... If your family needs your income stay and respect your moms wishes, if they do not need your money it is time for you to leave. Man up bro and move out.

[brew035]

at least your not locked in a cage like the rest of the monkeys. Sorry you got busted saluu but every monkey has his day. So eat a banna and hang out on a tree or some ****. Even better you could lay off the juice for a while and be a human again. Then we can call you saluu the human roid monkey. But if ya dont want to do that you can move out as long as they dont need you.

On a real level if you are out of control your family is the best help you can get. Listen to them because they know the real saluu.

[tillthemedtakes]

Its about time the monkey invest in a 100 acre pasture where steroids grow on trees and the monkey can just picked them off tree's and put them straight up the monkey's a*s, and no one will ever bother the monkey and he will be the ruler of his kingdom!!!

[J.S.N.]

i know how the roid monkey feels about honesty,

son should be able to tell his father the first time he had sex with a man

but sometimes when people are being so irrational the best thing to do is to lie to them.

just tell them you're no longer roid monkey but still be roid monkey.

that or move out.

[West Coast All Star]

I am calling FOX. I think we can get a good sitcom about the roid monkey. If not, it is at least good for a min-series.

[Mesomorphyl]

i know how the roid monkey feels about honesty, but sometimes when people are being so irrational the best thing to do is to lie to them.

just tell them you're no longer roid monkey but still be roid monkey.

that or move out.

Are you saying you are gay? because you just said you know how he feels about honesty and then quote son should be able to tell his father the first time he had sex with a man. Sounds like your a flamin dancing pink elephant

[Rob]

i cant wait to see a picture of the roid monkey

[J.S.N.]

Are you saying you are gay? because you just said you know how he feels about honesty and then quote son should be able to tell his father the first time he had sex with a man. Sounds like your a flamin dancing pink elephant

nope, that's actually what he said when he responded to the dad who caught his kid w/ 'roids.

[jbol]

nope, that's actually what he said when he responded to the dad who caught his kid w/ 'roids.

Ya,Im pretty worried about the roid monkey.This is what he posted in another thread:

take clomid post cycle bro take tribulus if you have sex problems or just tell your boyfriend he is gonna have to wait till you get off m1t ha ha . no seriously bro good idea clomid after m1t for pct. and then take 60x0 with it and your boyfriend well be happy. it a gay roid monkey world .

[punchrf]

I am calling FOX. I think we can get a good sitcom about the roid monkey. If not, it is at least good for a min-series.

possibly jerry springer if those don't work.

[indica]

hahahahahahahaahaa

over and out

[J.S.N.]

aha here's the quote:

a good father is who a son can tell everything to such as the first time he had sex with another boy or the first time he became a roid monkey.

great stuff!

[West Coast All Star]

LMAO

[Mesomorphyl]

aha here's the quote:



great stuff!

OK OK, I know the reference, probably even posted on the thread... YOU ARE NOT GAY OK? Everyone john stamos' nephew is heterosexual(he likes girls)