anyone ever have their balls disapear?

[sauceman19]

seems pretty crazy but idk, here it is...

i was about 4-5 weeks into my test prop and i was at my girls house one night, just after my boy just gave me a shot.. at this point in my cycle my boys down low had already shrunk a lil, but nothin major.. so anyway im over there and im gettin head in a lying down position.. i kinda signal to her to suck my balls and she goes for them and they are not there... i reach down only to find an empty sack..i panicked for about a min, and then i got up and stood on my feet, and my balls dropped back down.. it was like they were sucked into my stomach..

anyone know what the hell that was? is that sauce related, or am i ****ing weirdo?

p.s. this only happened once... lol

[MBaraso]

seems pretty crazy but idk, here it is...

i was about 4-5 weeks into my test prop and i was at my girls house one night, just after my boy just gave me a shot.. at this point in my cycle my boys down low had already shrunk a lil, but nothin major.. so anyway im over there and im gettin head in a lying down position.. i kinda signal to her to suck my balls and she goes for them and they are not there... i reach down only to find an empty sack..i panicked for about a min, and then i got up and stood on my feet, and my balls dropped back down.. it was like they were sucked into my stomach..

anyone know what the hell that was? is that sauce related, or am i ****ing weirdo?

p.s. this only happened once... lol

Definetly not gear related. Yes your balls will shrink up some but they won't retract up into your stomach.
Probably just floating around somewhere lol

[seanw]

Did they feel the right size when they came back. When you are ready to cum your balls normally get pulled up but they arnt supposed to disappear

[MrMondodondo]

Dude,

Seek help immediately.


Your mental.................

You shoulda just said screw the balls gor for the bunghole......

[sauceman19]

when they came back down, they felt the same size as they were before.. i didnt think it was sauce related but it was my first cycle, and i was new to the whole ball shrinking thing, so i had no clue what was goin on..nothin like this ever happened again

[jo150]

that is not juice related. that can happen antime and is nothing to worry about. never happened to me that bad though. I wonder if the BJ had something to do with it. oh well your fine.

[topvega]

i know it's not funny, but when i read this i almost choked on my protein bar i laughed so hard... seriously though, once in a blue moon when i m about to bust a nut, my left nut will creep upward and leave the sack, it's quite scary, and i thought i was the only one this happened to. never both nuts though. that wld really freak me out. i always chalked it up to the fact that i had a double hernia when i was young.

[kman]

still looking for my balls

[sauceman19]

i was definetly shook up that nite it happened, but i have to admit, it is funny

[Tose22]

it can happen at any time, but when on gear and in the shrunken nut position your balls tend to suck up even more to your body especially during intercourse, hasnt anyone seen those pornos where it looks like those huge guys have no nuts, well the same thing here, and its happened to me on more than one occasion.

-Tose

[thebrakes]

it happens, but only on the juice for me, when my guys dont dangle as low. the rest of the time i would have to be inverted in order for a nut to "align itself" with my body such that it could pop back in.

i have other friends who have had this happen to also. we laugh about it.

YES it is sauce related, at least in our experience.

[ScottyJ]

i would have a panic attack

[Scooby1]

GOD you all are funny!

Sauceman- what happened was that simply ur balls got cold. I mean that your testicles need to maintain a certain internal tempature in order to make sperm(spematogeneisis) when "they" get below that normal temp, the body's involuntary reaction is to draw them up into the body. Basically its like the turning on the heater/A.C. in your house~but in you pants.

scooby1

[Mealticket]

i know you got balls.............to ask that question in this forum....you got balls bro!...lol

[UK CHRIS]

Long live nut threads.....they're funny man

[Scooby1]

bump for sauceman

[Logan13]

Your nuts have shrunk some during the cycle. when they do shrink it makes it easier for them to escape back into your body. Another factor to remember, when they do recede back into the body for a time, the sperm in your sac will die. It is too hot (98.6 F) for the sperm to live, that is why your nuts live outside of your body cavity.

[Thegr8One]

woa unless your at Sigfried and Roy's there should be no balls dissapearing

[Hed]

Mine can go up inside me somewhat, but not on their own,

[zuke]

when mine disappeared, i had to plug the girls nose until she spit them back out so she could breath... works every time

[hongthaomurphy]

just happened to me last night, and then after i tracked it down i could push it back up to where it was hiding up high on my own. it happened a few years back and it scared me but now i know where he hides.

[LACBodybuilder]

Mine will do that sometimes, but I can push on them to make them go back. It is only in the laying down position.

[BASK8KACE]

Your testes naturally rise up or fall down low depending on temperature, trauma and ejaculation. When your testes shrink due to steroid use , they can rise up a bit farther than normal and can tuck themselves next to the base of your penis, where it attaches to your body. They are able to rise quite far up, especially during/after ejaculation. However, your testes will not rise up into the area of your stomach unless you have a hernia.

[LACBodybuilder]

Your testes naturally rise up or fall down low depending on temperature, trauma and ejaculation. When your testes shrink due to steroid use , they can rise up a bit farther and tuck themselves next to the base of your penis, where it attaches to your body. They are able to rise quite far up, especially during/after ejaculation. However, your testes will not rise up into the area of your stomach unless you have a hernia.

That expains it for me then. Thanks bro.

[hongthaomurphy]

it did happen just after sex so that makes sense

[taiboxa]

so the info i gathered from this thread is... if i take a blow dryer.. heat up my nuts for like 2 minutes then go have sex... i will be temporarily sterile?!

[Logan13]

For the love of god, we all hope that you are sterile. Wanna grapple?

[Pale Horse]

Only when Maraxus swallows them before giving me a hummer..............

[taiboxa]

For the love of god, we all hope that you are sterile. Wanna grapple?

w/ you?!~

[jo150]

balls is what it takes to ask that question. mealticket is right! I don't think I could do that unless I was really worried about my junk.

[trailrider38]

That is some funny stuff! you must be a youngin if you never seen your balls receed.

[BASK8KACE]

That is some funny stuff! you must be a youngin if you never seen your balls receed.

This isn't a bad question. When on cycle, a man's testes can recede (not spelled "receed") farther than normal--so much that it can look and feel like they've disappeared. This doesn't normally happen when the testes are their normal size and can be shocking when it does happen during a cycle.

If you don't have anything helpful to add, then don't respond. The flaming is unnecessary.

There are probably a bunch of other guys who are glad this question has been asked and properly answered since they probably had the same concern but didn't have the balls to ask the question in the first place.

[BASK8KACE]

That expains it for me then. Thanks bro.

No problem.

[trailrider38]

are you some kind of medical expert? I bet there are many guys that this can happen to who have never been on anything, and it wasnt a flame, just an observation. Oh and by the way, I appreciate you pointing out my spelling mistake, or was that a flame?

This isn't a bad question. When on cycle, a man's testes can recede (not spelled "receed") farther than normal--so much that it can look and feel like they've disappeared. This doesn't normally happen when the testes are their normal size and can be shocking when it does happen during a cycle.

If you don't have anything helpful to add, then don't respond. The flaming is unnecessary.

There are probably a bunch of other guys who are glad this question has been asked and properly answered since they probably had the same concern but didn't have the balls to ask the question in the first place.

[BASK8KACE]

are you some kind of medical expert? I bet there are many guys that this can happen to who have never been on anything, and it wasnt a flame, just an observation. Oh and by the way, I appreciate you pointing out my spelling mistake, or was that a flame?

Pointing out your spelling mistake was a public service announcement, not a flame. Furthermore, my comment about your spelling made a point about people throwing stones in glass houses (connect the dots).

As far as being a medical expert (read my disclaimer in red below): I had the same concern a long time ago. I took time to find out more about how the testes work and have shared that information with someone who had a similar concern.

As far as this happening to people who aren't cycling: I never said it didn't happen to those not cycling.

As far as your attitude is concerned: Taking this approach with other members and staff will be the quickest way to be shown the exit. Instead of getting defensive you should consider taking the advice/coaching less personally.

[jo150]

what a thread!

[GrantC5]

A friend of mine said his shrunk up to the size of marbles wich is very small but did not dissapear. He was taking 150 mg of Adrol a day which I think is retarded.

[sauceman19]

you had to see this girls reaction to that whole mess that nite.... ****in hysterical

[sparticus 1]

I had that happened to me...well they did not disappear though.. they were probably hiding in there somewhere brother. Are you seeing good results from your cycle? I was so that alone gave me the attitude of "who cares!!" GET BIG !!

[sauceman19]

this happened a year ago... but yes to answer your question... i was ABSOLUTLEY LOVING THE SAUCE at the time