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Hulkamania's Runnin Wild Brother!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You need to be cocky and funny. Start a convo about anything then tease her a bit but don’t offend her. And never ask for her number immediately. Never show that you are very interested. Never try to show off or to impress her at all. Every few days, go and talk to her for few minutes and make her laugh, then once she gets interested in you (it takes about one week or even may be more), ask for her number. You'll do some mistakes but you'll learn from them.
And do some web research. You'll learn a lot. I found this link interesting:
http://openseduction.org/get_laid/
I gotta pull out of this thread..Theres this real interesting japanese flick called Ichci the killer..To busy reading subtitles to whore...Good luck with your not getting any a$$ thing bro,
Later
just call an escort service
goonight kong...enjoy you anime masturbation party time
thanks for the link Alex...you must get laid a lot judging by your avatar...
and, of course, your immense knowledge of pimpin'
Goodnight All
sweet dreams bitches!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
gayest....thread.....ever....
I think what your refering to is illegal in most countries.You were thinking about using the old GHB trick, right?Quote:
Originally Posted by 19inchpythons
Second that. good for post count, dodgey characters 19inchpythons and kong are indeed, hehe. Just playing.Quote:
Originally Posted by ~aXe~
-LL
Just pull out the ol' sausage in front of em', bro. That usually works.
I don't think this thread is gay at all.. just in the wrong forum.
Bro - post a pic. Let's face it - women are just as shallow as us. They just hide it better in general but I hate having to make generalizations b/c people get pissed off.
I met most of my girlfriends in the gym. I come off as very non-threatening, just make small talk with them when they're obviously not that busy (between sets). I don't drool over them. I'm generally intrested in them and helping them with anything they need to know about bodybuilding. Most of the girls I meet tell me I'm better than any trainer they've ever trained with. I talk to them about random things so it's not the usual lines they get in the gym. Also I never act overly interested. What helps too is that I genuinely am not a player so none of what I do ever comes off as fake!
All you guys saying that the gym is strictly for "moving weight" - give me a break. I respect what you're saying about being dedicated and not letting anything get in the way of your workouts. However, there's nothing more motivating to me than some hot young girl who hardly knows me watching me move weight around after flirting with her a bit.
Picking up girls at the gym can and should be done if and only if it's done properly with tact and doesn't annoy the hell out of people. Also, there's a lot of truth to what this guy says (http://openseduction.org/get_laid/) Alex2. The only time it's a load of crap is when you have to fake it. Girls can usually detect that after a while.
Here's a pic of me and my current girlfriend I picked up at the gym. I've been with her over 3 months know and things are amazing. She's a 24 year old civil engineer and works out almost as long as I do every week. I don't think I'll ever do any better :blush:
A.A.
does this discussion have anything to do with steroids? no. why isn t it in the lounge...and why are so many ppl posting threads here in the steroid section...questions over questions...
xxx - that's already been said. what's done is done. it's in the wrong forum but at least the title of the thread tells you that so if you don't like it just don't click it bro. no flame intended :hello:
i feel you though... but i like this thread. it's a hot subject that people seem deeply divided on.
A.A.
....wow that was interesting....or something :)
SS-
I actually went through and read a lot of these. That is just time I can never get back.
Ok you ham fisted roll abouts... Doctor Dan is back from Miami... I hate women and think they are all filthy bitches... but let me lend you some of my patented advice...
First off... Approaching a women is a no no... you immediatley put them in control, they can reject you, or dictate if you will date, when you will date and how much money you will spend on dinner.
I am a prick, I used to be a nice guy but after years of getting screwed over I became a prick, all I care about is my gym time and I would never waste it talking to a chick.... AND THATS WHY THEY WONT LEAVE ME ALONE...
YOU SIR are way too availiable, instead hit the gym with reckless abandon and let your body do the talking... Women are not impressed with guys who hang out at the front desk trying to make conversation... they prefer a guy who walks right past them, someone who is busy getting swoll, they want to interfere with your training and eventually de-masculate you and turn you into a big ol' teddy bear married man type of guy, so they can have sex with your friends while you are stuck at home with the kids... they want a challenge, not an easy target...
I am always unavailable, I am always just leaving or " lemme get in this last set real quick" and I am never asking for thier number, they ask for mine, they ask if they can take me to lunch, I dont ask them...
Now granted I am 34 but look 28 6'2 210lbs blonde hair green eyes and never been called ugly, plain or unattractive... and unfortunatley if you are an ugly guy, your starting at a stark disadvantage, but normally with some adjustments you can do well anyway...
Make it about you, not about them... make them chase you into the parking lot asking you your name, dont try to be everbodys friend...
I see a guy at the juice bar that rubs girls shoulders for them... Jeesus Mary, gonna carry thier purse for them next... dont be that guy!
I've been picked up by a couple of girls at the gym. As far as picking girls up, I've approached quite a few. Here's some tips.
1) Look as if you are working out, not looking for chicks (better yet, actually do it)
2) Don't ask for a number the first day you see the new girl. Go by, introduce yourself and walk away. REMEMBER HER NAME! The next time you see her, just say "Hey xxxx"
Give it at least a week or so. She works out at the same gym, you'll see her again. Unless you scare her off first.
3) Watch for girls using some piece of equipment wrong...approach them and ask in a non-intrusive way if you can offer some advice on how to correctly use the machine. Show her how to use it without perfusely staring at her breasts and crotch, offer to help again if she ever needs it, and walk away. You can even make fun of her a little, she'll like that.
I agree with all of that. That def works. Be careful though, that sh*t takes practice or you can come of like a cocky bastard. It's ok to be cocky, as long as you keep it entertaining.Quote:
Originally Posted by Danbrooks2k
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Originally Posted by No One Knows
Yes, its totally about his height, and his personality. Women want a guy they feel confident with, a 'protective figure' who is strong, and at 5'5", most women are taller than you.
yup I am seeing a girl right now that couldnt stand her ex, he was shorter than her, I am 6ft 2 and she loves it... being short sucks, you better date a girl who is 5'2 and lifts arent a bad idea...
I usually train at home, but sometimes I train a couple times a week at a gym a couple of blocks away, cause they got a nice steam room and whirlpool. But there are NO CHICKS THERE! (Gay gym LOL!) I don't collect ANY phone numbers there!
Having been an object of sexual fantasy in the gym, I can pretty much guess how chicks feel when guys hit on them in the gym. They don't LIKE it!
The morning regulars all know I am straight, and a couple of them are straight, as well, but the out-of-towners sometimes make the mistake of getting too chatty with me while I am training. I was REALLY getting pissed one time recently... doing a heavy set of DB bench press, a gay guy was trying to make small talk. I finished the set and since they have very nice thick rubber mat in the weight room, and not having hooks or a spotter, I dumped the dumbbells. My aim was good, and that saved his foot. The DB landed straddling the bridge of his foot and bounced up against his shin. He SHRIEKED and jumped back like a little spider! I got up with just enough rage in my eyes to let him know that it was not an accident, and gave him maybe a 7 word lecture on bothering me that he seemed to take to heart. I think he understood that if he tried to flirt with me again when I am there, he will be hurt quite badly. He went off to change his drawers and nurse the bruise on his shin.
Now granted, women are not as likely to be wide benching with 110lb dumbbells, but they are (trust me) just as prone to violence and nastiness in response to boorish behavior. Do you STILL want to ask chicks in the gym for their number? I sure as hell don't.
BAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA lol......too funny bro. Anyway I agree with a lot of bros on here....go to the gym and lift...don't use it as a grounds to stalk your next bone buddy....If you want to get big go get big....lift hard etc. If you want to meet girls go to a bar with a tight shirt on so they can see your 19 inch pythons lol....most people go to the gym for the purpose of bettering their bodies in some way...not to meet **** buddies....anyway good luck getting laid bro...Quote:
Originally Posted by seanw
You could also wear speedos with a rolled up socked stuff in them....yeah, do that. :)
are you wearing your deoderant guy?
get yourself a nice blowup doll
she'll give you all the sex you need
If you want to get chicks at the gym, all you have do do is hang on a pull up bar and stretch your self out and hope that you grow,,,,,,cause at 5'5 you ain't scoring any hotties. Sorry bro.. Also seems to me like this dude has little man syndrome...
most women go to the gym to work out. on the same note most women go to the honkytonk to get laid. the girls there are mostly drunk and looking for action if all your looking for is a quick lay i would stop looking at the gym and start looking at night clubs
mohawk
I'd have to say personality more so than height. I have short friends that pull lots of girls.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hed
Im 6'1" though so I don't really care..
yea your probably a lot better off in good shape that helps, but you gotta learn the language skills first my man. ive seen tons of ugly or fat or fugly guys with hot girls. its all in how well you can maintain interest in what they are talking about, secondly how well you can talk to her, and last how well you dress. but like all things you get better at it over time if you keep practising. oh yea dont try and pick up girls at the gym, way wrong atmosphere.
Exactly...kinda like spelling :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by JiGGaMaN
Well I Never....
thanks for the advice Iron Brothers...I started jogging today and ignoring the hot ladies because I'm so inspired to be my best and I know that when I'm the best I can be I won't have to **** fat bitches or 16 year olds anymore
lol...i keed, i keed
seriously though, i honestly appreciate you guys being honest and helpful
please continue to comment and share stories of gym pick ups and tips for those of us who need schoolin'
...c'mon guys...