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    How can you hide it???

    Last night ran into a ex-fling and ended up hooking up again. We headed back to my hotel and got after it. I guess I was a bit unconcious to the whole event, but after literally two hours of the most incredible sex, this girl turns to me and asked me if I had intentions of killing her.

    You see we had pretty decent sex in the past, and had tried Viagra and Cialis and found it to make a positive difference. However, this took things to a whole new level. I felt like a 17 year old and could not get enough.

    So after we finish and get some food....I was nearly ready to die from famine. She turns to me and asks me point blank....."what in the F**k has gotten in to me"? She said she had never experienced anything like it. Again, she looks me in the eye and asks me what in the hell am I taking. I seriously tell her, that I have no rational explanation.

    After she leaves this morning, I hit the gym and feel a pretty significant difference in my workout. I put two and two together and realize it is the Test E finally kicking in.

    I spoke with a buddy who also uses AS and he basically said, yeah ain't Test great. I guess I agree, but how in the hell do you guys keep it from your girlfriends/spouses. I mean the difference I am feeling is off the charts. This girl knew something was not normal.

    I actually called her and asked her what she was doing tonight and she declared to me that she would be RESTING.

    Later today, I walk into my clients office today and had meeting with legal counsel. One of the attorneys was a women and throughout the whole meeting, I was ROCK HARD and could not concentrate.

    I am only on Week 3 of a 10 week cycle. I am not sure how I am going to make it to the end. Is this normal? If so, How in the World do you guys deal with this!

    Tempbrit.

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    Tell Her...........if The Sex Is That Good She Wont Care

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    hahaha the wonders of test...yeh bro youll make it. The biggest thing u gotta learn to do tho...the good ol "Up Tuck"

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    Get You A Few Women To Bang Because One Cant Take It, And It Seems You Want It Alot More Than Once A Day Right Now

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    Now you got me worried...I am planning a 13 weeker!!! I will need to buy some duct tape!

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    hahaha, the "up tuck". if it is a spouse or girlfriend, you should just tell them. anybody else you can just say that you are doing different routines, more protien, creatine, endless excuses. then again, your not having sex with them, so they won't notice like your fling will.

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    Yeah When Your On Test, Sex Could Be Like Hitting The Gym

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    Drake79,

    There is no way one girl can take it.

    BigJames,

    I am not sure Duct Tape would do a **** thing. Actually, the girl I was with last night when we were discussing the event, she said that my unit was so **** hard it could cut diamonds.

    I think I am going to have to carry around pictures of dead puppies and get porno mags with old people having sex.

    It has been VERY VERY difficult to walk around the office today.

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    dealing with it requires a few "cycle sluts", and lots of self love...

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    One up side.....I do not think I will be having to do any cardio! I actually called the hotel and asked them to come change the bedding after we were done.

    Not to gross anyone out, but talk about complete saturation. The lady who came to clean the room kind of looked at us funny. The girl I was with was absolutely mortified, but we seriously had no other option.

    I am sure you guys can probably relate. This was athletic sex....if you know what I mean. We worked up a serious sweat.

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    Never Heard Of A Cycle Slut, Or It Put That Way.

    Test Will Make A Married Man Go Nut, Or At Least His Wife

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    turn 40 and you don't give a fuk anymore (at least not as much)

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    LMFAO....wow i needed that. Good S***. Im usually like that until week 4 and then start to slow down.

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    Quote Originally Posted by drake79
    Never Heard Of A Cycle Slut, Or It Put That Way.

    Test Will Make A Married Man Go Nut, Or At Least His Wife

    ha, thats because it is usually called a cycle whore.

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    Hiding it?

    Their is no way to hide it from your spouse or girlfriend. I'm in week 6 and in week 4 my wife was asking the same question. I told her it was the supplements.lol Ain't test. great. You can drive ten penny nails with the thing.lol Anyway have fun with it.

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    Disagree 1Victor...I'm over 40 and I've been pole vaulting around all over the place this cycle.

    I'm on week #4 of 500mg Test E, 400 mg Deca and 30 mg Dbol ED. Feeling like a young stud again. Test is the food of the gods!

    Oh. I forgot, I'm also using 50mg of Proviron ED to guard against Deca-related troubles. Don't know whether this will last the whole cycle but, **** , it's great while it lasts!!

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    People need to be warned! I am ony on 400mg Test E per week. I knew that there were some upsides to the Test, but this is ridiculous and should be more accurately described in the possible side effects.

    Dead Puppies....Dead Puppies....Dead Puppies

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    Quote Originally Posted by tempbrit
    People need to be warned! I am ony on 400mg Test E per week. I knew that there were some upsides to the Test, but this is ridiculous and should be more accurately described in the possible side effects.

    Dead Puppies....Dead Puppies....Dead Puppies
    im like u now entering my 3rd week of Test/Enan 500mg a week and dude i would say about 4 days ago it hit me like a ton of bricks.. my wife was all WTF has gotten into u?? And i simply replied "no no honey its WTF has gotten into YOU!!!"

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    Your A Smart Man.........

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    Ain't it great?!

    I'm getting married (2nd time around) on June 20th which will be week 13 on cycle. Ordinarily, I keep my cycles to 12 weeks in length but, this time I'm extending it a couple more weeks. Wanna make this a honeymoon to remember

    Only problem is, how am I gonna live up to the legend later on?

    Oh well, guess my old pal Cialis will have to save the day...especially during PCT...

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    I Once Had A Old Man Tell Me That You Should Put A Bean In A Jar Everytime You Have Sex Before Your Marride, And Take One Out Every Time You Have Sex After Your Marride And You Will Never Empty That Jar If You Do.
    My Point Is........... Good Luck

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    Thanks bro.

    Yep, I know from experience that Year #1 is where most of the action is.
    Things tend to slow down a bit after that.

    Should be fun honeymoon anyway...nothin like a game of Hide-the-Weenie when you're on The Big T.

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    Never Been Marride But My Ex Acted Like We Were So I Let It Go. She Couldnt Keep Up When I Hit The Test. So You Know What I Was Doing. Then I Just Left All Together. Maybe I Need To Find A Chick On Test. That Would Be Fun.(or Very Scary)

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    I've been trying to figure out a way to get my woman to try a little testosterone cream. I once had a chick who was adventerous enough to try my topical test (prescription at that time) and it turned her into a wild ho...temporarily.

    You think she'd buy my story if I told her it was a special skin cream and I wanted to give her a rub down with it???

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    Sh*it Man I Think Its Worth A Shot~!!!!!!!!!!!

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    ****, I can't wait to start my prop...yippie!
    Sounds like being on coke or something

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    i went up to 1500mg test and 900mg fina and it was horrible. i couldn't look at women in the gym, or girls without breaking my concentration. 4 times a day was definetely not enough and my girlfriend wouldn't give me that anyways so it only fueled the anger that came along with those doseages.

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    test will give ya boners!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Magnum II
    I've been trying to figure out a way to get my woman to try a little testosterone cream. I once had a chick who was adventerous enough to try my topical test (prescription at that time) and it turned her into a wild ho...temporarily.
    my girlfriend is going to be trying anavar for the first time. i was hoping for the same thing with the crazy sex drive, but because of poor planning on my part she's going on when i'm hitting pct. it's not going to be a happy enviroment at my house plus i'm going to be on dnp .

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    haha i get theese hard ons all the time at work theese days!!
    so i know what ur talking about!!

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    That's one reason I am back with my ex... she can take it like a champ. I swear, she could be on the olympic screwing team! So, I don't really need a cycle ho when she is around. I can boink her until she can't walk, and roll her over and get her back there, too, and she never cries uncle. What a brave little trooper! She loves to show me and "mr wiggles" off to her girlfriends, too, so that's always fun.

    Yeah, the horniness is normal. It will get more manageable in a few weeks. Meanwhile, enjoy it. Me, I like to sort of accidentally show it off to strange chicks. I love the reaction! At my age, I eat that stuff up, let me tell you!

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    Quote Originally Posted by punchrf
    my girlfriend is going to be trying anavar for the first time. i was hoping for the same thing with the crazy sex drive, but because of poor planning on my part she's going on when i'm hitting pct. it's not going to be a happy enviroment at my house plus i'm going to be on dnp.
    Awwww... chicks on gear are so much FUN! They go bananas when they are within grabbing distance of a stiff one! Too bad you two didn't get your timing together a little better.

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    "but after literally two hours of the most incredible sex, this girl turns to me and asked me if I had intentions of killing her."

    uh....

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Baron
    Awwww... chicks on gear are so much FUN! They go bananas when they are within grabbing distance of a stiff one! Too bad you two didn't get your timing together a little better.
    ya i know and she will be going off when i'm going back on. oh well i don't think she is going to last that much longer anyways. the milf across the street has been looking d@mn good and wanting me to go to the bar with her.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chris2wire
    "but after literally two hours of the most incredible sex, this girl turns to me and asked me if I had intentions of killing her."

    uh....
    i wouldn't know what to say. i would probably forget that she was talking and get back at it.

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    1-ad

    I blame everything on 1-AD. Used to work, but now that ****s illegal also!

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    Yeah the ole test will make you want to have sex with about anything or anybody.

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    ahhh i cant wait till my long ester test starts kicking in at about 750mgs a week, my girl is like "why are you so horny?" I just tell her she looks hotter than ever, and that usually shuts her up. Jerkin it 3-4 times a day is a must! just wait a week **** its gonna be on!

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    Im on week 3 of test Cyp and Im hiding it from my wife but she knows something is up if you know what I mean. Big Time.

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