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    most retarded thing I ever heard

    so today I was talking to a guy and he informed me that he shot
    2500mg test and 2000mg deca over 2 days, and thinks that this is
    his cycle. I laughed my ass off at first, then got to thinking what might happen because of this. anyone know how dangerous is this?
    he is a total ass hole anyway and did not want to listen to a thing I told him, so I guess he gets what he deserves. But I am curious, will he suffer any bad effects because of this?

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    most likely no due to the low dose but everyones body reacts different

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    how is that a low dose
    2500mg and 2000 mg
    thats like a full cycle in 2 days

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    ya he took a full bottle of qv test 250 and deca 200. IN 2 DAYS

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    oh sh*t i thought it sayd 250mg and 200mg
    holy sh!t what an idiot

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    Tell him a normal cycle is 10 to 12 weeks lol

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    i would tell him to go to a doctor i dont know any morons who would do that

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    He should be fine just a little dissappointed that his cycle doesn't get him anything. On the other hand he has one hell of a frontload there if he can get some more.

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    what a ass-hole this is y we gat a bad rep

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    i wanna know how he injected so much into himself in 2 days... shouldnt that hurt?

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    Quote Originally Posted by cb11mass
    i wanna know how he injected so much into himself in 2 days... shouldnt that hurt?
    he hit a bunch of spots 3ml at a time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cb11mass
    i wanna know how he injected so much into himself in 2 days... shouldnt that hurt?
    maybe he used the vials as suppositories

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rickson
    He should be fine just a little dissappointed that his cycle doesn't get him anything. On the other hand he has one hell of a frontload there if he can get some more.
    the funny thing is, he is on his way to get more.
    even tho I told him how to run it, I bet he hits it all at once again

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    Quote Originally Posted by dive_kid
    the funny thing is, he is on his way to get more.
    even tho I told him how to run it, I bet he hits it all at once again
    wow it's gona suck to be him cause if he's that dumb he deff won't do PCT

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    Quote Originally Posted by gsxxr
    what a ass-hole this is y we gat a bad rep

    amen....

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    go laugh at him
    and if he tries it again like that hit him with a ****ing chair

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    I'm a newbie and even I know that is stupid!

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    Quote Originally Posted by phalanx
    go laugh at him
    and if he tries it again like that hit him with a ****ing chair

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    And now you know why juice gets a bad name

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    It's not the most retarted but not among the smartest things ever heard...

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    Quote Originally Posted by KINGKONG
    It's not the most retarted but not among the smartest things ever heard...
    ok, well a close second

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    i doubt it do anything too bad. what were the esters?

    but the day his 2500mg of test kick in, not even the knotholes will be safe!

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    not something i'm particularly proud of, but i once ran 2 grams of test a day for a couple of weeks. my cholesterol was shot afterwards, but no other serious sides. except for massive hugeness

    not something i'll ever repeat tho. you can still make gains with a lot less gear used more intelligently. and be alive years later to enjoy the results.
    Last edited by MMA; 05-11-2005 at 08:45 PM.

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    its amazing how little people read before sticking a needle in their ass@!@@@

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rickson
    He should be fine just a little dissappointed that his cycle doesn't get him anything. On the other hand he has one hell of a frontload there if he can get some more.




    thats one big frontload!!!

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    maybe he was inspired by this guy: Steroid story found in a book....any truth behind it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by andrewzz
    that is ****ing funny

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    Get your friend a bag of IV full of juice

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    Quote Originally Posted by andrewzz
    HA.. so funny i have nothing to say...

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    Watch his titties grow!

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    was there any oral digestion?

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    all I can say it sounds like a fat waste of gear. He should of spread it out a little then ran off to get more.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rickson
    He should be fine just a little dissappointed that his cycle doesn't get him anything. On the other hand he has one hell of a frontload there if he can get some more.
    I just pissed my pants LMAO

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Baron
    Watch his titties grow!
    LMFAO..Now thats gonna be a sight to see..Lmfao like hommie said hit with a chair

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