
Originally Posted by
scriptfactory
LOL! It's not funny, bro! I swear this is how the scenario went:
I walk into the gas chamber.
Drill Sgt: Take off your mask.
Me: Ok.
Drill Sgt: Where are you from?
Me: I live in... cough cough
Drill Sgt: Where, Private!?
Me: Cough, cough, COUGH COUGH COUGH. HELP ME!!! I CAN'T BREATHE!
Drill Sgt: Hahahahahahahah!!!!! (He was still wearing his mask of course... bitch...)
Me: COUGH COUGH... I'M DYING!! HELP!! I'M DYING!!! HELP!!!!!!! IT HURTS!!!!!!! I CAN'T BREATHE!!!!!!! HELP!!!!!!!!!! COUGH COUGH!!
Drill Sgt: Say your ABC's, Private!Me: **** YOU, YOU STUPID SON OF A BITCH!!! I CAN'T BREATHE!!!Drill Sgt: Hahahahahahahahah!!!!
Me: i need my mom.... I NEED MY MOM!!! HELP!!!! SOMEONE!!!! I'M DYING!!!!
etc...
etc...
I have broken my bones, had surgical procedures performed on my body with no anaesthetic, had my ear sliced open while trying to surf, fallen off of a skateboard at over 30mph going down a hill in shorts, stung by an entire HIVE of yellow jackets (which don't die after they sting you) for over 5 minutes straight, and many more things. I have a high pain tolerance.
The gas chamber feels like you are breathing glass mixed with cayenne pepper but worse. It fills your eyes with pain, your nose and your mouth. The most pain I have ever been in, ever.