
Originally Posted by
Seattle Junk
THE "ROID RAP"
Copyright Steven M. Horwitz, D.C., 1989
I'm gonna put on my glasses, put on my cap,
I'm gonna don these duds to give you a rap,
What I'm here to talk about today,
Are drugs called Anabolic Steroids, Hay,
You better listen and listen close,
These drugs can hurt you, and hurt you the most,
They come in shots, they come in pills,
What I'm here to talk about is all their ills,
Now I know they make you big and they make you strong,
But please do listen before you tell me I'm wrong,
Roids are naturally produced as a male hormone,
Put together in the testes called testosterone,
What athletes take is a synthetic kind,
Here are some of the names of this fools gold find,
Dianobol, Deca, Anadrol,
Primobolan, Equipose, Stanozolol,
Now take Ben Johnson, he sprinted for gold,
But he wasn't true to the Olympic mold,
He took those steroids which are drugs that are banned,
So the IOC said, "Ben, your gold medal is canned,"
Here are some of the facts which someday he must face,
As he returns to Canada and to the world in disgrace,
Roids can screw up your heart, cause sterility,
Fill your skin with zits and destroy your kidney,
They can cause liver tumors, you might even die,
Now that's a big price to pay for a fleeting athletic high,
Look at Lyle Alzado, he sucked them down,
And you know what happened to him...........
He's underground.
So please listen to my message,
And think before you act,
Because a little knowledge and thought
May save your life, now that's a fact!