Eat shit to maximize gains!!!

**shortie** · 10-18-2005, 11:19 AM

Originally Posted by SwoleCat

It's classic shit!!

HINT: PWO, you will want to use dextrose w/diarrhea, not solid shit, as it's far more easily absorbed.

~SC~

Is diarrea a different ester of shit? And how do I find a reputable shit supplier?
And is there a specific brand of shit I should avoid? Thanks for the help-can't wait to try my shit sandwich and start growing!

**diezell** · 10-18-2005, 11:28 AM

Originally Posted by shortie

Is diarrea a different ester of shit? And how do I find a reputable shit supplier?
And is there a specific brand of shit I should avoid? Thanks for the help-can't wait to try my shit sandwich and start growing!

find a good ugl provider, preferably one with corn and red meat as the main staple of it

**Dalton5** · 10-18-2005, 04:44 PM

Originally Posted by shortie

Is diarrea a different ester of shit? And how do I find a reputable shit supplier?
And is there a specific brand of shit I should avoid? Thanks for the help-can't wait to try my shit sandwich and start growing!

To the best of my knowledge diarrhea is a shorter acting ester and will therefore have to be eaten more frequently to keep shit levels stable.......as far as shit you should avoid, I try to stay away from products that advertise added kernals of corn or peanuts, if you do get this shit then be sure to have floss on hand.

**MatrixGuy** · 10-18-2005, 05:27 PM

This thread is seriously fuvked up!

**IndianGodMan** · 10-18-2005, 06:31 PM

If you really wanna gain wiegt eat a whole load of elephant shit... screw 30 pounds i ten weeks, i'm talking 30 pounds in one day! Screw AAS... elephant shit is the way to BE!

**catlovesfood** · 10-19-2005, 01:09 AM

This is the kind of shit that ruins the forums.

**anaBROLIC** · 10-19-2005, 01:24 AM

that red bull shit gives me wings!!

**novastepp** · 10-19-2005, 01:35 AM

Sheiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiiiiiiiittt...... Dude I Got Wasted And Benched 745 Pounds After Your Diet...NO SHIT...

**Pinnacle** · 11-24-2005, 11:36 PM

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

**Slow~Mo** · 11-25-2005, 12:24 AM

On a serious note tho, when i take a shower a take my sh!ts right into my hand and finger my butthole alittle cause it gives it a kinda colonlic effect expelling all the excess poopage. Anyways after I poop in my hand I put it in the toilet not my mouth...

**PunkOff** · 11-25-2005, 12:42 AM

thread is a month old but wow i just threw up in my mouth thinking about this

**TCEL300** · 11-25-2005, 12:45 AM

yea this is old...and still sick

**GrimmReaper** · 11-25-2005, 02:08 AM

the sad thing is some novice might actually try this......haha

**fishorcutbait** · 11-25-2005, 02:10 AM

Im always advising my coworkers to do this, but they all seem to get offended... wtf?!

**Bigpup101** · 11-25-2005, 02:32 AM

sorry to be a party POOPER (no pun intended lol) but this thread should be in the supplement or diet forum...i reccomend a sticky w/ a faq's thread, just a thought lol

**Testostack** · 11-25-2005, 06:06 AM

Originally Posted by chest6

man...I just did it and im still the same size

Have you ever tried to inject it, could be THE way!! FOFL

**I_Want_Abs** · 11-25-2005, 06:24 AM

god damn you SC ive been on your shit diet now for over a month and havent seen any gains WTF is going on

, i want answers now, i mean im doing everything right i even cut out my PWO protein shake and substituted it with a big juicy turd shake, i take in at least 4KG of shit a day at seperate intervals, i dont think i can push out much more of it.

please SC i need your input on this.........

**extreme22** · 11-25-2005, 06:46 AM

thast some nasty shit but if ill look like you SwoleCats then super shit it is

**jdog55** · 11-25-2005, 08:17 AM

if aznyone but swolecat would have posted this they would have been flamed to hell.

**cmax** · 11-25-2005, 06:11 PM

Originally Posted by SwoleCat

Not shit as in junk food, but your actual shit!!!!!!

It's better than any MRP or cell tech!!!

~SC~

I know everything there is to know about eating shit.

There's...

Fried Shit
BBQ Shit
Shit and Potatoes
Shit Sandwich
Shit Soup
Shit Salad
Shit-K-Bob
Pineapple Shit
Grilled Shit
Shit Steak
Shit Cocktail
Coconut Shit
Pan Fried Shit

That's about it.

**SwoleCat** · 11-25-2005, 06:41 PM

Originally Posted by jdog55

if aznyone but swolecat would have posted this they would have been flamed to hell.

The joys of being me.

~SC~

***Narkissos*** · 11-25-2005, 07:13 PM

Originally Posted by SwoleCat

The joys of being me.

~SC~

~SC~ You're the Shit!

**Testostack** · 11-25-2005, 08:04 PM

Originally Posted by Narkissos

~SC~ You're the Shit!

Judging by his pics, he's some awesome shit

**shortie** · 08-18-2006, 02:29 PM

Bump!

***Alex*** · 08-18-2006, 02:33 PM

ohhhhhhh shit.

**Hellmaskbanned** · 08-18-2006, 02:35 PM

Once you overcome the taste of shit you can really reap the benefits.

Last shitty cycle I gained 36lbs in a 6 week run and I kept every pound!

Did I mention I also lost 15lbs of BF?! I think I shall!

RA · 08-18-2006, 02:45 PM

You guys are just shit parrots...

**longtom74** · 08-18-2006, 03:29 PM

I like my shit in hot dog bun with onions and mustard

**shortie** · 08-18-2006, 03:34 PM

Originally Posted by longtom74

I like my shit in hot dog bun with onions and mustard

That's good, but nothing beats fresh turd spinkled lightly with peanuts and corn.

**ottomaddox** · 08-18-2006, 03:38 PM

I didn't read through, but I'm fond of Shit on a stick. Various seasonings applicable.

**italianplayboy09** · 08-18-2006, 04:24 PM

i personally like the shitcabob, ummmmmmmmmmm its good

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