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    Talking Eat shit to maximize gains!!!

    Not shit as in junk food, but your actual shit!!!!!!

    It's better than any MRP or cell tech!!!

    Common protocol is to mix 2 cups of fresh shit with 1/2 cup of dextrose.

    That's some sweet shit!!!!!! That shit is sweet!!!

    Others make shit jerky, freeze dried shit, pan fried shit patties, and a very well known favorite is shit-loaf, combining very soft shit w/oatmeal and baking the shit out of it for 45 mins.

    Let the shit cool, then eat that shit.

    It's the shit!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by SwoleCat
    Not shit as in junk food, but your actual shit!!!!!!

    It's better than any MRP or cell tech!!!

    Common protocol is to mix 2 cups of fresh shit with 1/2 cup of dextrose.

    That's some sweet shit!!!!!! That shit is sweet!!!

    Others make shit jerky, freeze dried shit, pan fried shit patties, and a very well known favorite is shit-loaf, combining very soft shit w/oatmeal and baking the shit out of it for 45 mins.

    Let the shit cool, then eat that shit.

    It's the shit!!!

    ~SC~
    The urinator. LOL

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    thats some funny shit

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    LOL again, I can't stop f*cking laughing from this $HIT.... LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by SwoleCat
    Not shit as in junk food, but your actual shit!!!!!!

    It's better than any MRP or cell tech!!!

    Common protocol is to mix 2 cups of fresh shit with 1/2 cup of dextrose.

    That's some sweet shit!!!!!! That shit is sweet!!!

    Others make shit jerky, freeze dried shit, pan fried shit patties, and a very well known favorite is shit-loaf, combining very soft shit w/oatmeal and baking the shit out of it for 45 mins.

    Let the shit cool, then eat that shit.

    It's the shit!!!

    ~SC~


    MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM sounds yummy I think I'll take this advice and the urine thread and make me some shit sandwiches and piss flavored kool-aid

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    Quote Originally Posted by 24labor
    MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM sounds yummy I think I'll take this advice and the urine thread and make me some shit sandwiches and piss flavored kool-aid
    You then have the best of both worlds!!!!!!

    Add some vaginal discharge sublingually 3 times a day, and you'd swear you were on Jintropin!!!

    ~SC~

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    man...I just did it and im still the same size

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    Quote Originally Posted by SwoleCat
    You then have the best of both worlds!!!!!!

    Add some vaginal discharge sublingually 3 times a day, and you'd swear you were on Jintropin!!!

    ~SC~
    Nah I need to lay back on the vaginal discharge I think I might be addicted

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    Quote Originally Posted by chest6
    man...I just did it and im still the same size
    Then I'd recommend the shit isolate, not shit concentrate.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chest6
    man...I just did it and im still the same size
    Sounds like you didn't have enough shit, I'll send you some of mine I bought a cow and I just go out and scoop a pile up and bam! dinner served

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    Quote Originally Posted by SwoleCat
    Then I'd recommend the shit isolate, not shit concentrate.

    ~SC~
    What about the Shit Blend?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smak
    What about the Shit Blend?
    Terrible

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    Quote Originally Posted by SwoleCat
    Not shit as in junk food, but your actual shit!!!!!!

    It's better than any MRP or cell tech!!!

    Common protocol is to mix 2 cups of fresh shit with 1/2 cup of dextrose.

    That's some sweet shit!!!!!! That shit is sweet!!!

    Others make shit jerky, freeze dried shit, pan fried shit patties, and a very well known favorite is shit-loaf, combining very soft shit w/oatmeal and baking the shit out of it for 45 mins.

    Let the shit cool, then eat that shit.

    It's the shit!!!

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    no one took your hint in the piss thread, so here you are...

    every tried the dehydrated shit??? it's easy to pack and carry, and at the gym.. pwo... it's the bomb........
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    The blend is shitty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by spywizard
    no one took your hint in the piss thread, so here you are...

    every tried the dehydrated shit??? it's easy to pack and carry, and at the gym.. pwo... it's the bomb........
    Yeah, it's like shit jerky!!!!!

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    Thumbs up Classic

    This is hilarious SC....I just logged on and saw the thread title and was like OH NO NOT ANOTHER SHIT THREAD!!


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    ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLllll

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    I'm tellin' ya, it's the shit!!!

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    This thread is already classic and it's like 5 minutes old. Good work.

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    It's classic shit!!

    HINT: PWO, you will want to use dextrose w/diarrhea, not solid shit, as it's far more easily absorbed.

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    Gimme some of that classic shit.

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    The knowledge here is un-paralleled.

    This is deep shit!!!!

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    oh that pwo diarrhea is the best..

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    Quote Originally Posted by chest6
    oh that pwo diarrhea is the best..
    I recommend a shaker bottle to work out all the chunks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SwoleCat
    Then I'd recommend the shit isolate, not shit concentrate.

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    I knew that was the problem...Im going to GNC..they have all sorts of ripoff shit there!

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    Hi, I'm new on this site. I want to do DBOL ONLY cycle. NO INJECTIONS! I can't stand needles! ACK!! THINKIN of them frightens me!. Where can I get some of this dbol and winny drinkin shit?

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    Oral only cycles are shit.

    You need to read n shit.



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    BRB

    Hold it down, I have to do cardio n shit.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Smak
    Hi, I'm new on this site. I want to do DBOL ONLY cycle. NO INJECTIONS! I can't stand needles! ACK!! THINKIN of them frightens me!. Where can I get some of this dbol and winny drinkin shit?

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    Sorry I meant dball and winstral. SHIT! I can't even spell!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smak
    Sorry I meant dball and winstral. SHIT! I can't even spell!
    You need to lay off the cheap shit!!!!

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    but ya..i really gotta go to gnc and get sum protein..damn allsportsnutrition wont let me have a different billing address and mailing address. Cardio at night swole!?!!?

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    It's hot shit in here. Hold it down while big SC leans out fo hollywood.

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    Shit, I guess I will take a shower now. I have alot of bacne since commencing my shitty prop and eq cycle. My back looks like a pepperoni shit pizza.

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    Where can i get some of this shit at?

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    Allright, SC isnt totaly wrong, shit works better the cell-tech, but if you want better gains then shit alone, I'll cum in your mouth twice a week, then shit in your mouth directly and you will gain that 30lbs in 10 weeks youve always dreamed of, price neg.

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    Holy Shit, SC is pondering retirement from AR? That would be shitty and things would turn to shit.

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    It's about time you told everyone your secrets.

    Someone is in rare form tonight..!



    Quote Originally Posted by SwoleCat
    I recommend a shaker bottle to work out all the chunks.

    ~SC~

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    Typically I would recommend against this protocol... But SC obviously knows what he is doing. So I must change my eating habits right away.

    Swole Question... How many grams of dextrose per gram of shit?

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    When on tren should we eat bull shit? How about Eq... horse shit? Winny... dog shit? I just want the best for synergy purposes.

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