Impossible?!

[BigPanchoVilla]

Today I attempted to take in 5000 Calories. I took my basic weight gainer and proteins. Being that I a 5''9'' and 165 lbs My stomach is packed with calories and i only intook about 3700. I am stacking deca, and d-bol and have a pct called Gonakor. What am i supposed to do now for calories? I cant intake any more of anything lol..

[eGGz]

Wow, another deca/dbol cycle.

Well, I'd suggest running test with that cycle of course.

And for PCT:

Clomid @ 100mg ED
Nolva @ 20mg ED

As far as calories go, look for calorie dense foods like peanutbutter and others.

[TCEL300]

umm...u need test in there..,,i eat around 4g of calories a day im 5'7 185 and thats fine for me

[G-1000]

umm...u need test in there..,,i eat around 4g of calories a day im 5'7 185 and thats fine for me

[tonytone]

think he means

umm...u need test in there..,,i eat around 4k of calories a day im 5'7 185 and thats fine for me

[G-1000]

think he means

[BigPanchoVilla]

what is test. Testosterone? i see that term alot

[tonytone]

what is test. Testosterone? i see that term alot

yes, test is testosterone...and you need some in there

[BigPanchoVilla]

sorry for asking noob questions but i am taking d-bol and deca.. and i ned more test?

[tonytone]

sorry for asking noob questions but i am taking d-bol and deca.. and i ned more test?

you need test..how much deca/dbol are you taking?? and for how long

[GotMilk?]

Its easy to get 4 - 5000 calories a day. 1 N-large shake with milk and a power bar is 1000 calories. And I do that twice a day.

[C_Bino]

Its easy to get 4 - 5000 calories a day. 1 N-large shake with milk and a power bar is 1000 calories. And I do that twice a day.

Right on man, but an even easier way...Why not just take muscle juice or mammoth. Put in 500ml of milk and 2 eggs and you are sittin around 1500. Two of those a day and your at 3000 already. From there its pretty easy to get an extra 3000 and then you are above 5000 without a doubt.

Since you only weigh 165 BigPancho you prolly shouldnt even be on a cycle cuz you are quite low in the weight category for you height. But that also being said you wont need 5000+ cals a day to gain.

-Bino

[qw1ck2]

yes, test is testosterone

[topvega]

5000 cals isn't that hard to do... it's alot easier if u intake your cals every 2.5 to 3 hrs... if u are only eating 3 or 4 times daily then it is hard. 6 to 8 times makes it alot easier...

[G-1000]

if you are for real you should not be running any gear. yes it is testosterone

[swoll4589]

d-bol and deca are not test. They are synthetic deritives of test. Actually i think deca is its own hormone but whatever. But the point is you need to add some real test in there to keep your hormones from getting all jacked and you having no sex drive.

[topvega]

looks like we have another one who started his cycle B4 researching....

[Myka]

If your cycle was a girl...I would look away.

You need to forget about that gonkar pct and get some nolva and clomid and do some more research before starting again. Good luck.

[tonytone]

yes..clomid is necessary..you made a mistake, but if you run some clomid and nolva, you will probably be OK...check the profiles forum

[operationgetbig]

drink lots of juice this way if ur having trouble getting enough calories u can rely on calories from things like cranberry juice or orange juice or cranapple juice. also when u drink protein i would use it in milk to get a few 100 more calories here and there.

[ManOnSwole]

I hope you enjoy hard ons...because you won't be seeing them for awhile.

[steve lopez]

Taking in big calories takes imagination. One thing that worked for me was adding olive oil to as much food as i could. Spread it out. Food like avocado is geat, try eating one piece of toast with a lil olive oil; then add 1 whipped or mashed avocado on top add a lil pepper; a slice of tamato and some feta or some turkey and your good, it makes a great snack and is at least 500 calories. think about it 100-bread, 100 olive oil, 3-400 for the avocado! When you eat think about Arnold! For breakfast i would eat 3 or 4 hamburger patties, avocado and toast a poece of fruit and a protein shake w, water or milk. For a least a few days try the "SEE food diet", if you SEE IT, EAT IT! try some crappy food or waht ever it takes the 1st few days, when u get the hang of it'll be easier to eat healthier. Try again tommorow, u can do it bro. Oh and think about the pros dude, I remember reading an article about how King Kamali didn't get it right until he was able to push himself to the point of throwing up, but still forced his food down. When ever u go out to eat u should order double what ever you usually do. I'm serious the gains will be Spectacular. Your arms and chest will grow like magic when you hit that 5k mark! b creative!

[Lavinco]

origanally he asked about calories and he gets a sermon about how to cycle with test. whatever people.
hey dude, everyone is not the same and I myself do not always get anymore than 3k cals a day. sometimes I just get sick and tired of eating all the damn time, so I shifted my focus on super high protein intake and it is working amazingly for me. 15mg/day dbol cycle alone, 5 weeks and 24lbs of gains and everyone can keep their damn comments to theirselves about my dbol only cycle. I am not going to defend myself one more time.
yes I believe in test I am about to start. the end.

[Flex2winny]

my ? is, how fat and blurring do you guys get pounding this many cals?

[Lavinco]

my ? is, how fat and blurring do you guys get pounding this many cals?

with high cal intake you are going to gain some fat. it's called a bulking cycle. later you do a cutting cycle and lose the excess fat.

This is also why I don't go nuts with high cals because to get 5k, you usually have to take in more fat cals and carb cals. The body will use only what it needs and then start to convert the extra carbs into fat and then you will shit out the leftovers. All unnecessary in my opinion.