Tasted my test-e, wtf?

[aNuBiS99]

Well after reading a few threads I dunno how much water it holds, but I figured Id try it out.

I tasted a bit of my test-e/tren -e blend on the tip of my tongue, and I had to try it again cause it blew my mind, it tasted almost like olive oil. Is this normal? Im starting to almost think my shit is bunk...

Input appreciated!

[legobricks]

should have a bitter taste to it. like aftertaste. Any?

[50%Natural]

it is oil...only thing else that steroids are suspended in is water and that would only be 17aa powder, test suspension and winny

[kloter1]

ya i cook my eggs in test e all the time.

[ultimate_beef]

cook it with eggs ?? can you do that

[Myka]

cook it with eggs ?? can you do that

[paintball4ever85]

hey was being sarcastic....

[ultimate_beef]

are you sure. I feel like a idiot. But how can you tell hes being sarcastic ?

[Myka]

are you sure. I feel like a idiot. But how can you tell hes being sarcastic ?

dont feel bad... You wouldnt be able to tell until you have been around guys like this for a while...

[testosterona]

heheheh. eggs. hehehe. should have a taste besides just oil though. is it UGL?

[TantruM]

lol lil bit expensive to use with eggs...

[50%Natural]

cook it with eggs ?? can you do that

come on now

[symatech]

mercy! let's think about this logically. The amount of hormone per oil is very small. For example: lets say you have a 10mL vial of 250mg/mL test cyp. That means that you have 2.5g of test cyp in the entire vial, which takes up probably ~2-3mL. That means that over 75% of the vial is oil. Thus, when you taste it the oil (which I am still trying to figure out why you'd do this as it is by no means a reliable method of determining if your gear is legit) it will taste like oil.

Logical thinking part #2: Injectable testosterone is just what it says...injectable. That means when taken orally or cooked in eggs it is rendered useless to our bodies. Therefore I assure you he doesn't cook his eggs in his test. But it's one of the funniest things I've read around here lately

[testosterona]

mercy! let's think about this logically. The amount of hormone per oil is very small. For example: lets say you have a 10mL vial of 250mg/mL test cyp. That means that you have 2.5g of test cyp in the entire vial, which takes up probably ~2-3mL. That means that over 75% of the vial is oil. Thus, when you taste it the oil (which I am still trying to figure out why you'd do this as it is by no means a reliable method of determining if your gear is legit) it will taste like oil.

Logical thinking part #2: Injectable testosterone is just what it says...injectable. That means when taken orally or cooked in eggs it is rendered useless to our bodies. Therefore I assure you he doesn't cook his eggs in his test. But it's one of the funniest things I've read around here lately

ha, classic it is.

[bigJJ]

Is it me, or is this like the 10th post in a week about guys tasting their gear?? Should I feel odd because I have no compulsion to do so?

Can you drink winny? That's all I have to say about that.

[aNuBiS99]

should have a bitter taste to it. like aftertaste. Any?

Ya, it did have a bitter taste to it, and it still has an aftertaste. Im sure theres nothing wrong with it, just figured Id bring it up since I did it. Only used whatever I couldnt squeeze out of the needle after injection.

[aNuBiS99]

heheheh. eggs. hehehe. should have a taste besides just oil though. is it UGL?

HAHAH, this board rocks. Yeh, it did have a different taste to it, but it the oil taste and texture was dominant. First thing that came to my head was olive oil. Im sure its fine.

[aNuBiS99]

Is it me, or is this like the 10th post in a week about guys tasting their gear?? Should I feel odd because I have no compulsion to do so?

Can you drink winny? That's all I have to say about that.

Ya exactly dude, thats why I tried it cause as I stated in the first post in this thread is that Ive read it several times lately so I tried it myself.

But yes, you should feel odd. But dont drink your winny. You gotta mix that shit with eye drops and put 3 drops in each eye every two hours.

[Myka]

Is that you in your avatar?

Not bad not bad...


Kidding kidding...

[chest6]

this kid i was with the other day was tasting my friends to see if it was real...i was like uhhh where the fack did u hear that

[aNuBiS99]

LMAO, yeh, that was week 8 into a tren ace and npp cycle. You can really see the thickness.

Is that you in your avatar?

Not bad not bad...


Kidding kidding...

[aNuBiS99]

this kid i was with the other day was tasting my friends to see if it was real...i was like uhhh where the fack did u hear that

lol, prolly read it on here.

[testosterona]

hehe, ya, or heard about chests' deca dbol cycle and thougt he'd try and match the stupidity. sorry man, had to do it! LOL

[chest6]

hehe, ya, or heard about chests' deca dbol cycle and thougt he'd try and match the stupidity. sorry man, had to do it! LOL

This kid said his first cycle was test, tren and dbol

[testosterona]

NICE, i'll see him in steroid heaven. sounds like he'll be there sooner though!

[chest6]

he always loses everything..he doesnt even workout that hard

[testosterona]

how old?...........sorry to jack btw

[chest6]

haha..hes 20 or 21 i believe..

[Shrad6]

is it UGL?

Any bad reviews with UGL gear??

[Myka]

Any bad reviews with UGL gear??

umm I would assume somewhere along the way....

[grimnlock]

Ya, it did have a bitter taste to it, and it still has an aftertaste. Im sure theres nothing wrong with it, just figured Id bring it up since I did it. Only used whatever I couldnt squeeze out of the needle after injection.

Bro is that you in the AVATAR???

[bigJJ]

Ya exactly dude, thats why I tried it cause as I stated in the first post in this thread is that Ive read it several times lately so I tried it myself.

But yes, you should feel odd. But dont drink your winny. You gotta mix that shit with eye drops and put 3 drops in each eye every two hours.

Thank g_d! A sense of humor! As long as that's not you in the avatar, you'll fit in just fine here

[bigJJ]

Any bad reviews with UGL gear??

UGL is UGL... Get refs, know your source, do your homework... all that "duh" stuff...

[Testostack]

Well after reading a few threads I dunno how much water it holds, but I figured Id try it out.

I tasted a bit of my test-e/tren -e blend on the tip of my tongue, and I had to try it again cause it blew my mind, it tasted almost like olive oil. Is this normal? Im starting to almost think my shit is bunk...

Input appreciated!

Don'tcha have anything else to do better than tasting your precious test LMFAO J/k

[slitsoul13]

cook it with eggs ?? can you do that

we need to make a thread/section for all the funny shit ppl say, this would make the top of the list haha

[Timm1704]

it made me wonder aswell, all this time been wasting time using the semen of a gorilla to cook them in... no wait i better not start that shit off again

[farrebarre]

Bro is that you in the AVATAR???

maybe the gear is fake after all

[Testostack]

Is that a real guy??? J/k

[aNuBiS99]

Bro is that you in the AVATAR???

Hahah, no it aint me. I found that pic on www.uglypeople.com many years ago and nearly died. So I put it up on my MSN profile. Realized I didnt have an avatar on here, so I shrunk it down and made it fit.

I got a better one I wanna switch up to soon. As soon as I can figure out how to shrink it down properly.

[aNuBiS99]

Thank g_d! A sense of humor! As long as that's not you in the avatar, you'll fit in just fine here

LOL, no its part of my sense of humor. When I seen alot of the other posts, I said the same thing. Im gonna fit in here great.

But on a serious note, when taking dbol rectally, how far should I put them up there? I tried using my middle finger but the index keeps banging up against my taint.

I was thinking of getting a friend to do it, he's got long thumbs.

thx.