what to say when people ask "are you using steroids?"

[davidboy]

when they ask me if I am taking steriods, I tell them " Are you Crazy, I not going kill my seft with this crap" works for me though

[fLgAtOr]

Bumpin' the oldie but a goodie....

Tell them "Yes I am...That whole 'workingout' thing just wasn't for me. So now I use steroids instead. Wanna beer?"

[G-1000]

just yell and scream at them.

[Snrf]

Scream YES ARGH ROIDRAGE TAKING OVER and hit them with a dumbell

[king6]

I say "Are you crazy? I'm not sticking myself with a needle!"

[S431M7]

that will the worst response, Gsxxr, because roid is associated with anger and aggression. Whoever asking u will immediate conclude yes u are on roid. I think the best answer is lie that u only take creatine and high calories meal.

just yell and scream at them.

[BG]

I tell them I shoot a 3ml syringe topped off 3x a week, get the fuc away from me.....works great.

[dhriscerr]

I haven't started but I've been thinking what I would say

Ill probably say YA!!!, you want some??? 800 Bucks a bottle, can you afford it! Then they say no, and I say well neither can, I spend to much money I eating the right food and taking supplements, I bought a bottle of Creak awhile ago, so I just carry that around in my gym bag

[skipp]

that will the worst response, Gsxxr, because roid is associated with anger and aggression. Whoever asking u will immediate conclude yes u are on roid. I think the best answer is lie that u only take creatine and high calories meal.

I'm pretty sure he was joking.

[pigrond]

so far the only person to question me has been my wife and only because she knows my training partner is doing them i told her no of course and i do take a shit load of supps so it wasnt to hard to convince her that im onatural.gotta love myogenx.my old drinking buddies accuse me of using but i dont hang out and waste money getting cocked anymore so who fn cares im huge and there fn fat .protien and glutamine are my lie

[SS1476]

I say... "Thanks for the compliment"

Sh!t.. I'm just glad its starting to show

[stupidhippo]

depends who ask... if its some other roid head at the gym I just grin.... and say heavens no =) .... If its someone from school I just say sumin like this in a serious way: nah, I dont think they are necessary to the amateur sporstman, risky and expensive so why bother.. but I understand y someone whose livelyhood depended on them would do em..

[Jacky_Zebsten]

i just stare at the ground n sorta twist my foot in the dirt n get an awkward look on my face

then i go "awwww geee mister... i'd sure be alot bigger on those nasty steroids"

[Jacky_Zebsten]

but seriously a few people have joked about it with me... trying to see what i'd say

and a couple of people have asked if i was on them. i just say "yeaaah i injected into my eye ball 5 mins ago... can u tell?"

[phoenix13]

depends on who's asking. being female, i want a 2-3 of my closest friends to know to be an objective monitor of superficial sides (face, voice).

my favorite general blow off at the moment is "what would life be without mystery?"

[king6]

Are you on steroids?

No, but I am having sex with your wife.

[Jucinator2]

I just say yes I am on steroids , my nuts are workin hard as we speak makin lots of test for me would you like to see!!!!!!!!!!

[realtalk]

creatine,protien and one slim fast shake for lunch

[saturn08]

this is one my buddy always says;
Q: You have been getting pretty big, are you on juice?
A: Yeah I am, so why dont you let me punch you in the face and show you how strong I am

[santero]

I say no. I only eat Flinstone Chewables and only eat the purple Dinos, The rest of them are useless. lol

[mkv213]

I say bro...i'm only 245lbs ppl who juice look like ronnie coleman, I just eat a lot and take GNC supplements.

[daytrader]

I say bro...i'm only 245lbs ppl who juice look like ronnie coleman, I just eat a lot and take GNC supplements.

LOL, thats a good one, because up until two year ago, anyone short of a IFBB pro telling me that, i woulda belived em.

Just started my first cycle.. Im a senior in college, the thing im worried abuot is what am i going to tell all the people i hang out with regulary why im not drinking for the next 3 months ... seriously, im about to tell them im on some sort of liver medicine.. i gotta think of somethin lol

[ascendant]

i'm pretty open about my useage. usually if i don't know the person very well, i tell them that i'm on HRT. keeps LE off your ass and lets the person know that there is a therapeutic use for what we do as well.

i always make sure to point out how big i was prior to doing anything and that gear isn't what it's all about. keeps people from getting the wrong idea about the stuff.

[spywizard]

someone got a funny story or an lame ass excuse?

or maybe an serious excuse?
'cos i'm not sure what to say when people ask that question to me...

question

"So are you doing steroids"

answer

"Depends is your sister's name steroid"?



hahhaa

[Misery13]

cmax said he uses "the bowflex" that's hot...chuck norris uses the bowflex.

[Hephens]

I say when ever some1 asks me. "NO F*** that S***, that stuff is soo dangerous". But sooner or later the truth will come out if you get too BIG.

[ftony]

Creatine!!!!!!!
Haven't you seen those advertisements in FLEX?

Funny thats what i always say....hehe

[MartyMcFly]

cmax said he uses "the bowflex" that's hot...chuck norris uses the bowflex.

Total gym Dumbass Get it right or you will never be big. Noobs....lol

[GFLEXXX]

Same response for both males and females...

Response for a guy "you ask because my body makes you hot" - unless you are at a rave the guy should feel uncomfortable enough to walk away..

Response for a chick "you ask me because my body makes you hot" ...with the right delivery this may actually get you something

[j3374]

"No... do you know where I can get some?"

or

"Of course I am!"

[Schwarzenegger]

Be like "im taking arginine" lol therefore more nitrogen retention.