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  1. 04-05-2006, 10:15 PM #1
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    anybody ever try testing you gear on a lab rat?

    im about to start a cycle and i know its legit but i just want to see if it is clean. So i bought a mouse from the local pet shop. Does anyone know if this will test if the gear is clean or real?
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  2. 04-05-2006, 10:18 PM #2
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    You're kidding right bro?
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  3. 04-05-2006, 10:19 PM #3
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    LMAO! Lucky little rat.
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  4. 04-05-2006, 10:19 PM #4
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    bro i hope thats a joke, if not, post pics
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  5. 04-05-2006, 10:20 PM #5
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    hahahah...make sure you give the rat some tamoxifen ...wouldnt want him getting gyno.
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  6. 04-05-2006, 10:20 PM #6
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    make sure you get him a cycle bitch
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  7. 04-05-2006, 10:23 PM #7
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    give the poor guy a treadmill and a woman, or he is gonna run around with hills schlong in his mouth, and big blue balls. And make sure you don't leave his cage open or he'll probably end up getting out and raiding your refrigerator and ass raping you.
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  8. 04-05-2006, 10:28 PM #8
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    haha... im serious though i have some test e thats been sitting in my drawer for almost a year now i just want to be sure its still safe
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  9. 04-05-2006, 10:37 PM #9
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    unless you know something about testing with lab rats I doubt you can achieve your goal with your rat... leave the poor rat be.. if you want your gear tested send it to a lab..
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  10. 04-05-2006, 10:54 PM #10
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    If it is only a year old, it should be fine...

    Oh yeah, leave the rat alone! )
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  11. 04-05-2006, 11:03 PM #11
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    This is the dumbest thing i've ever read... Tell me you're kidding
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  12. 04-05-2006, 11:05 PM #12
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    i wanna see pics.........seriously
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  13. 04-05-2006, 11:18 PM #13
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    I having a laugh now! How do you know how much to give the rat... try pumpin' in 500 mg through a 22g pipe and see what happens. If it's eyes bulge and it shits in your hand its some good gear, otherwise.........man let the rat go and stick yourself! LMFAO
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  14. 04-05-2006, 11:29 PM #14
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    This is just for fun...I'm not being serious...but let's start him off with a good beginner cycle of Test-e (which you have).

    I let's say the average male who is going to start using AAS would be around 200lbs; and he would start with a dosage of 500mg/week.

    500mg/200lbs = 2.5mg/lb

    So...if you rat is say 2lbs, you could try 5mg/week...or maybe 10mg/week.

    But hell, you may as well front-load with 15-25mg/week to start.

    Give him lots of food, and a big cage/area to run in. You could even make up a controlled course (which would be challanging for him) and have a trail of food to keep him going.

    WOW. Sorry...quite the rant....
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  15. 04-05-2006, 11:41 PM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by hugo11
    im about to start a cycle and i know its legit but i just want to see if it is clean. So i bought a mouse from the local pet shop. Does anyone know if this will test if the gear is clean or real?
    this is what happens when you have to much time on your hands.
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  16. 04-06-2006, 03:03 AM #16
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    dont forget the rats pct. he will be thankful
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  17. 04-06-2006, 04:00 AM #17
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    lmao @ this thread!!!

    We've done peptide studies on rats in school, but they're particular rats, not just your pet shop rat.
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  18. 04-06-2006, 04:03 AM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by Narkissos
    This is the dumbest thing i've ever read... Tell me you're kidding
    Deffinitely...

    I actually think he's serious.
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  19. 04-06-2006, 07:38 AM #19
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    don't test it on the rat, test it on your ball SACK....
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  20. 04-06-2006, 07:39 AM #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by stupidhippo
    unless you know something about testing with lab rats I doubt you can achieve your goal with your rat... leave the poor rat be.. if you want your gear tested send it to a lab..
    no just send it to me ill send you some pics and let you know haha
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  21. 04-06-2006, 08:15 AM #21
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    actually for a senior research project .. i was going to do 3 things..
    i was going to take 3 batches of rats.. 5 in each group..
    adminster one w/ GH
    another w/ AAS
    and a 3rd w/ BOTH to see how synergetic the combo would be..
    and they give me 500 bux and 9months to complete it..
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  22. 04-06-2006, 09:53 AM #22
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    What Size Pin U Use On A Mouse?
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  24. 04-06-2006, 09:57 AM #24
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