From Steroids to urine+sperm...true or lie?

**Alex_Skach** · 05-02-2006, 02:14 PM

You now many bodybuilder lie what they take. Ronnie say: I take protein and I have genetic and that why I am a big guy! Bullshit!!!
I tell you my story:
I expert on steroid . I take everything. I eat metan every hour, even when I sleep, I wake up and take metan. I sleep with metan i my hand and put alarm to take metan. I love Sustanon . I think sustanon is the best, I feel so good when take sustanon - unbelievable!!!!!!! I f**k girls, 6-8 times a night, everynight, on Sustanon!!!
But on all this and many more I lift 225, aquat 300, lift 300, weight 130.
Then I loose competition and I meet eastern doctor.
I start drinking urine and sperm. They make me feel good and muscle grow.
I feel good and think - it is bullshit!!! It is Sustanon, not sperm. I go down from 2000mg to 400mg week - same result. I don't do sustanon, metan, anything for 2 weeks. I bench 245, on training.
Then: diet + sperm + urine + herbalife and then bench 255 after 3 monh.

**peump** · 05-02-2006, 02:17 PM

SALUU is that you? you silly bastard.

**R.J** · 05-02-2006, 02:19 PM

Hope its only your own sperm! Or do you have a few buddies that come round twice a week and give you a shot in the arse?

**Nelstar** · 05-02-2006, 02:20 PM

shocking

**WEBB** · 05-02-2006, 02:21 PM

our protein in the form of oral or suppository???
guessing from the pics you posted in the other forum i will guess suppository is the way you prefer the most.

**oldman** · 05-02-2006, 02:21 PM

I have to call BS on the filth spewing out of your mouth

RA · 05-02-2006, 02:24 PM

What kind of dispenser you get that sperm from?

**Hackamaniac** · 05-02-2006, 02:26 PM

this is just gross

**AnabolicAndre** · 05-02-2006, 02:27 PM

go back to russia commie

RA · 05-02-2006, 02:29 PM

I expert. I eat cowshyt. I get real big. Bench 200lbs.

**Hackamaniac** · 05-02-2006, 02:31 PM

**gabriel595** · 05-02-2006, 02:31 PM

lock this thread or something before any newbie start injecting sperm and urine

**R.J** · 05-02-2006, 02:34 PM

Should I take the urine and sperm in the same shot or split it two a week. My buddy uses vomit with eod shots and he's benching 700lb 20 times! Im also thinking of adding some ball sweat in the last 4 weeks.!

**Bench Machine** · 05-02-2006, 02:35 PM

I guess that sperm is homebrew right.

**oldman** · 05-02-2006, 02:35 PM

Originally Posted by R.J

Should I take the urine and sperm in the same shot or split it two a week. My buddy uses vomit with eod shots and he's benching 700lb 20 times! Im also thinking of adding some ball sweat in the last 4 weeks.!

you can do that but you have to watch water retention on this type of cycle. Not really for newbies.. be safe..

~Old

RA · 05-02-2006, 02:36 PM

Originally Posted by R.J

Should I take the urine and sperm in the same shot or split it two a week. My buddy uses vomit with eod shots and he's benching 700lb 20 times! Im also thinking of adding some ball sweat in the last 4 weeks.!

What kind of pct? Some cheese from under the flap of a fat woman?

**Booz** · 05-02-2006, 02:37 PM

not this bullshit again.................

**oldman** · 05-02-2006, 02:37 PM

Oh crap here come booz.. this thead is as good as locked.

**C_Bino** · 05-02-2006, 02:38 PM

Johan you sick man you.

**Teabagger** · 05-02-2006, 02:39 PM

Originally Posted by roidattack

I expert. I eat cowshyt. I get real big. Bench 200lbs.

ROFL

Maybe he is trolling for some donors? Who all would rub one out for a bro??

**Teabagger** · 05-02-2006, 02:41 PM

Originally Posted by johan

I hear the best way is to let someone jizz in your ass. Take a LONG straw and suck it right out. Yum Yum.

I just puked all over my keyboard dammit!!!

**Booz** · 05-02-2006, 02:43 PM

Originally Posted by oldman

Oh crap here come booz.. this thead is as good as locked.

i was gonna let you have a bit of fun before the lock mate..............it is goin to go tho..............

**AnabolicAndre** · 05-02-2006, 02:47 PM

dingleberries raise my squat numbers

**AnabolicAndre** · 05-02-2006, 02:48 PM

and grundle cheese is a great substitute for chalk

**marcus300** · 05-02-2006, 02:49 PM

There is some right silly bastards on this site recently.

**Joey2ness** · 05-02-2006, 02:50 PM

Urine therapy
http://www.hps-online.com/hurine3.htm

The hormone erythropoietine, one of the substances usually present in urine, stimulates the bone marrow to increase the rate of production of erythrocytes (red blood corpuscles).

Urine contains sex hormones, insulin and growth hormones as well.

If your interested drink up