First time using roids

[michaelmotorcycle]

a buddy of mine is going to go to jail....he has never worked out befor,and has never used AAS. he wants to get big really fast (i guess he is scared)... he is asking me what he should take... i don't know what to tell him... will anything even work, if he as never worked out?????

[lucabratzi]

1. how long is he goin...jail is up to one year...so tell him to suck it up and go...u dont have to worry that much about jail...
2. no steroid in the world will get him big and sustain that if he has never worked out..

[No One Knows]

How long till he gets locked up?

How big is he already?

if he has a month or so he can add alot of muscle and keep some if hes never worked out before.. sad but true, 1st cycles are like magic...especially if hes never touched weights

[michaelmotorcycle]

1. how long is he goin...jail is up to one year...so tell him to suck it up and go...u dont have to worry that much about jail...
2. no steroid in the world will get him big and sustain that if he has never worked out..

he is going for 8 months. i was going to tell him to use some decca cuz it stays in your system for a while

[michaelmotorcycle]

How long till he gets locked up?

How big is he already?

if he has a month or so he can add alot of muscle and keep some if hes never worked out before.. sad but true, 1st cycles are like magic...especially if hes never touched weights

he is 155lb, around 5'8"... not a big guy at all
he has about 7 weeks till he has to go in.. even if he could do a cycle, i don't know what he is going to do for pct...

[magic32]

Sorry but even if it were possible, size (any size) wouldn't help his predicament. He's much better off keeping his mouth shut, his eyes open, and learning what alliances to make. Why do you think so many people become Muslims, Arians and gang members inside? Tell him to work on belonging not growing, because when the monsters in there accost you it's in packs, and even Ronnie would be overpowered.

Forget Prop shots!

M.

[italianplayboy09]

jail is jail its not prison. he wont be made into anyones "bitch"

[michaelmotorcycle]

jail is jail its not prison. he wont be made into anyones "bitch"

i don't know about that bro, he's a real pretty boy, he is scared he gets gang banged

[magic32]

jail is jail its not prison. he wont be made into anyones "bitch"

Jail is a temporary precursor to prison. They don't hold anyone for extended periods (longterm) in jail. Not even in Mayberry.

M.

[michaelmotorcycle]

Jail is a temporary precursor to prison. They don't hold anyone for extended periods (longterm) in jail. Not even in Mayberry.

M.

i don't know if its a jail or prison (i thought they were the same thing) its called maple hurst detention center..

[italianplayboy09]

jail isnt even close in comparison to prison. you have your county/city jails and then you have the hardcore state prison. if he is just going to jail then he has nothing to worry about as far as gangs and all that nonsense. he should still not do anything to cause attention to himself though

[magic32]

i don't know if its a jail or prison (i thought they were the same thing) its called maple hurst detention center..

Like the playboy said he won't be in the Pen/Co., but unlike the playboy said he'll still have very real worries.

M.

[michaelmotorcycle]

oh by the way i told him to do sust decca, and try so eat as many clomids as he can befor he goes in.....but i don't know if that was good advice

[italianplayboy09]

oh by the way i told him to do sust decca, and try so eat as many clomids as he can befor he goes in.....but i don't know if that was good advice

lol

[italianplayboy09]

That's just a D.O.C., like the playboy said he won't be in the Pen/Co., but unlike the playboy said he'll still have worries.

M.

have worries like what!? as long as he plays it cool and doesnt do dumb immature things in there he will be fine.

[magic32]

Clomid? Are you trying to make him big or turn him into a woman?

M.

[michaelmotorcycle]

Clomid? Are you trying to make him big or turn him into a woman?

M.

i don't know bro, it takes me months of research befor i can write up a cycle... he wanted something quick. so i just made up any shit..lol but i have not gotten him anything yet

[magic32]

michaelmotorcycle - he is 155lb, around 5'8"...

I'd think anyone incarcerated in any facility, that fits this description is going to have problems. Even H.S. had bullies and you got to leave every day, but maybe you're right...yeah, he'll be fine.


M.

[got juice man]

i don't know about that bro, he's a real pretty boy, he is scared he gets gang banged

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[skipp]

i don't know bro, it takes me months of research befor i can write up a cycle... he wanted something quick. so i just made up any shit..lol but i have not gotten him anything yet

I prob wouldn't get him anything.. he'll come down so hard he might wanna be someones bitch..

[Anabolios]

oh by the way i told him to do sust decca, and try so eat as many clomids as he can befor he goes in.....but i don't know if that was good advice

WOW. Eat as many clomids as he can before he gets into prison....First of all...if he is on sust and deca..it takes 3 weeks before the androgen levels drop significantly enough for him to start a pct...in a seven week time frame that means he could run a 3 week cycle and start pct going into jail which would be no good. Maybe it's the same guy that thought sust would make him kick everyones ass

[michaelmotorcycle]

Cmon bro, you dont have to play it off by saying its your friend

bro if you go to our thread converstion yester day, you will see i crossed out what i wrote , please don't start agian. i don't have time for this childs play....

[RA]

Maybe I missed it.. how long does he have before he goes in?

[No One Knows]

this thread is pretty stupid..being 15 or 20 lbs heavier isnt going to make him learn how to fight...

Being said... if he has 7 weeks, and has never touched any kind of steroids, i'd tell him to take pheraplex or superdrol for 4 weeks then start pct 1 day later.

i've seen a kid who never even lifted before (he started the PP his 1st day in the gym.. ) and he blew up... like 30 lbs in 4 weeks. sure, it was because he never lifted, and had a dramatic change in his diet... but he did put on nice size..

he should be able to complete a 4 week cycle and hav time for ample PCT..

Tell him once he goes in if he has access to weights keep eating (they feed you pretty well in prison)

[briancb1]

How about he just starts going to the gym. I gained size and strength in 2 months that people though I was roiding just because I started eating and lifting hard. Even if he got big, he would still get his ass kicked (which he probably wont), there are no 1 on 1 fights so who cares.

[DHew]

I would tell him to not touch the roids - for his own sake. He will probably crash extra hard post cycle, and then not only be in jail, but be locked up and possibly depressed with anxiety. NOTHING would be worse than that. Nothing.

[italianplayboy09]

you avitar is funny as fyuck

[DHew]

Yeah i get that a lot. I think i just went to yahoo and typed in funny pictures, and ran across it.