Drug Test For Govt Job

[ProUser910]

I know what everyones thinking

a. is he trying to be a cop
and
b. this questions been asked before

well first off im trying work for the post office and second ive looked at those threads with no real clear cut answer most people say they dont but saw a few that think they do

Preffably id like someone who either passed or failed a drug test for the post office or any govt job while they were on steroids. I know simple jobs like cvs don't test for steroids but maybe gov't jobs spend the extra money.

Thank you

[anabolicarms]

they don't test for steroids period. its an expensive test and to be an honest i doubt they care if they're mail man is on eq.

[ProUser910]

true true just wanted to make sure though... i figured more energy able to carry more mail... only benefits them

[king6]

You can fake it too. There are websites that sell clean urnine. Just google search it. In my state it is illegal to observe an individual produce a urine sample unless they are law enforcment. There is even a site which sells fake schlongs with a urine bladder attached to it.

[Jay-Ace]

You can fake it too. There are websites that sell clean urnine. Just google search it. In my state it is illegal to observe an individual produce a urine sample unless they are law enforcment. There is even a site which sells fake schlongs with a urine bladder attached to it.

That is impressive!!!

Oh, and if you do order online... Make sure you get male urine!!

Would be embarassing for them to turn you down coz you're pregnant!! ;-)

[king6]

Yeah that would be interesting.
http://www.whizzinator.com/whiz2.htm

[StickNPuck]

FYI, stay away from urine additives (masking agents) or synthetic urine. I don't know of anyone who actually failed from synthetic urine, but I know of one person who used it and had to retake a drug test for a state LE job. (He failed on his follow-up test when he used his real urine.)

It sounds like you're fine, but for reference if you use something like the whizzinator then practice...practice...practice. Do a test run so you know how long it takes to heat the urine up, how long it stays heated, and if it heats to the right temperature. If there is a chance that you'll be watched, you want to make it look like its something you've been doing for 20+ years. You don't want to have any trouble taking your dick out and turning the flow on or off.

Peace Out.

[MrMe]

I cant beleive they actually have that, thats too much

[Hackamaniac]

I've passed a few with synthetic urine..

[king6]

I think ebay sells clean urine too. But I'm not to sure about the authinticity of it.

[bbplaya21]

haha thats mad funny but u might wanna make sure u get the right color they might get suspicious if ur white and pull out a black schlong.

[king6]

Yeah that might cause a problem.

[MrMe]

Or if you get the women version

[king6]

Yeah I'm not sure how that works there are no pictures.

[bbplaya21]

hmmm we should do a test and find ouit

[cfiler]

Post Office does not test for aas, only rec & script drugs.

[king6]

Script? I thought that was illegal. Because if they find out your taking prozac they might not hire you. And that would be discrimination.

[rafael]

i was using steroids in the millitary and i was tested at least once every 2 weeks...never had a problem....as the other guy said...the test is expensive

[Coop77]

Ive never heard of a pre-employment steroid test. That's for athletes. Who cares if the postman uses steroids.

[rafael]

lol @ postman on steroids ripping packages apart due to budget cuts lol

[king6]

i was using steroids in the millitary and i was tested at least once every 2 weeks...never had a problem....as the other guy said...the test is expensive

Yeah its like $300 per person.