Just Had Random Steroid Test, Help!!!!!

**1badcamaro** · 12-02-2006, 01:42 PM

just got a random steroid test and took deca around 10-12 months ago for 6 weeks at 300mg per week. ANY chance that COULD POSSIBLY not show up or am i screwed.

anything i can say in my defense, like i took one of the legal pro-hormones and thats why its coming back positive?!?!

**ThizzKing** · 12-02-2006, 01:48 PM

im pretty sure decca stays in your system for a year..think of a good excuse just in case

**Ufa** · 12-02-2006, 02:14 PM

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**ecivon** · 12-02-2006, 02:14 PM

Originally Posted by 1badcamaro

just got a random steroid test and took deca around 10-12 months ago for 6 weeks at 300mg per week. ANY chance that COULD POSSIBLY not show up or am i screwed.

anything i can say in my defense, like i took one of the legal pro-hormones and thats why its coming back positive?!?!

Have some advice that might work, but it may pull it off. Last year had finished up a test and deca cycle and had a government blood test several months later. The doc asked me if I used steroids and told him no. When asked he said my blood had a steroid compound in it and the only thing it could have been was the deca and asked if I had ever used Prednisone. I never had. It may be that deca and Prednisone share characteristics in the blood. Prednisone is a corticoid steroid that has a glucocorticoid effect. There are many legitimate otc products that have these pharmacological expressions in them, such as the rash (ecszema) medication hydrocortisone and products sold legally in gyms and health clubs. If you are asked and cornered you might tell them that you had been using several otc metabolism and protein products for dieting (either weight gain/loss, depending on what you need) (as many of these products contain corticoid compounds) and you don't remember what they were and haven't taken them for quite some time. My govt. docs believed it and didn't challenge it.

**1badcamaro** · 12-02-2006, 02:24 PM

ok bro, so what products have this corticoid stuff in it so i can start thinking about telling them stuff i've taken.

i just read an articial that also said the amino acid lysine may cause a false positive??

**ecivon** · 12-02-2006, 02:28 PM

Originally Posted by 1badcamaro

ok bro, so what products have this corticoid stuff in it so i can start thinking about telling them stuff i've taken.

i just read an articial that also said the amino acid lysine may cause a false positive??

That's the whole point -- you don't want to identify any product. Tell them it was about a year ago and you had used a few different things and don't remember what they were.

**1badcamaro** · 12-02-2006, 02:36 PM

well i won't mention any in particular but i'm saying, like are rash creams the only thing........i heard creatine, what other types of health products could i say.........but not using specific names

**1badcamaro** · 12-02-2006, 02:39 PM

And is it possible since it was my only use of deca ever that it could be out since it has been almost a year? I mean i know all the detection times say up to 18 months, so i'm assuming some ppl have experienced shorter detection periods?

**ecivon** · 12-02-2006, 02:42 PM

Originally Posted by 1badcamaro

well i won't mention any in particular but i'm saying, like are rash creams the only thing........i heard creatine, what other types of health products could i say.........but not using specific names

tell them that you had been using several otc metabolism and protein products for dieting (either weight gain/loss, depending on what you need) (as many of these products contain corticoid compounds) and you don't remember what they were and haven't taken them for quite some time.

Don't mention ANY product names, or brands. Tell them you don't remember what you took because it was one year ago. If they ask where you got them tell them it could have been any one of your local supplement stores as you've used a few of them in the past.

**1badcamaro** · 12-02-2006, 02:45 PM

well i'll try it man, got any thoughts on if it could already be out since it has been a year?

**ecivon** · 12-02-2006, 02:55 PM

Originally Posted by 1badcamaro

well i'll try it man, got any thoughts on if it could already be out since it has been a year?

You never know, you could be clean and it's always possible if it is still in your blood they just plain missed it. Anything is possible. You just have to be ready with an explanation if they detect it. Just be ready to explain it innocently and casually. Just remember not to give too many precise details -- no one has perfect recall from events from a year ago. Just relax and deal with it, you're in the driver's seat, don't let them in. I'm on a plane and going to lose connection, Good Luck and don't stress.

**1badcamaro** · 12-02-2006, 02:58 PM

appreciate it bro, anyone else have any experience with my situation or have any useful advise?

**1badcamaro** · 12-02-2006, 03:48 PM

anyone please

**briansauras** · 12-02-2006, 04:05 PM

r you sure it was steroid test? those tend to be kind of expensive unless you play some kind of college/pro sport.

Deca is in your system for 18months and I dont really think you can tell them you took otc stuff cause im pretty sure its going to come up as nandrolone decanate only not as clear.

**1badcamaro** · 12-02-2006, 04:14 PM

they tested for rec and steroids , they told me what the tests were when i was in there.

**briansauras** · 12-02-2006, 04:18 PM

Originally Posted by 1badcamaro

they tested for rec and steroids, they told me what the tests were when i was in there.

so they took your blood then? I would assume aas test would only be giving if in some kind of competative sport.....

**1badcamaro** · 12-02-2006, 04:24 PM

trust me bro, it was a steroid test as well, my job is now testing for steroids with all regular rec drug tests

**Hard Head** · 12-02-2006, 04:25 PM

Originally Posted by 1badcamaro

appreciate it bro, anyone else have any experience with my situation or have any useful advise?

Damn man, here is is for the third time. Open your eyes and read it!

tell them that you had been using several otc metabolism and protein products for dieting (either weight gain/loss, depending on what you need) and you don't remember what they were and haven't taken them for quite some time.

**1badcamaro** · 12-02-2006, 04:27 PM

yea bro, i got that part....thanks, just wanting to know if anyone else has had experience with actual testing and deca . I'm not meaning to be an ass, but dude i screwed up and this is my job. I can't lose it........

**1badcamaro** · 12-02-2006, 04:27 PM

do u have experience with telling a doc you used that kind of stuff and gotten away with it?

**Hard Head** · 12-02-2006, 04:42 PM

Remember that a year ago, designer juice was available legally as OTC suppliments! You don't have to tell them shit.

**ecivon** · 12-02-2006, 05:56 PM

Originally Posted by 1badcamaro

yea bro, i got that part....thanks, just wanting to know if anyone else has had experience with actual testing and deca. I'm not meaning to be an ass, but dude i screwed up and this is my job. I can't lose it........

What I explained to you was for deca in my system. The blood test the govt. did was very extensive and they were looking. It wasn't random. If it is detected in your system how you explain it is how you'll come out of it. At the time I wasn't aware it stayed in your system up to 18 months, I thought I was clean. The chemical makeup of deca apparently allows the presence of it to be explained in other ways, from other legal products. You came here looking for advice and were given very specific advice from experience that paralleled precisely what you were looking for. It won't be the 'fact' that it shows up in your blood that will get your ass in trouble, it will be either that you fail to reasonably explain its presence and it will be 'how' you explain it and how believable you are. You can't go before them shaking and quivering. Unless you come up with a 100% guaranteed method to clean your blood, you need to be prepared to offer a 'credible' explanation for how it got there -- and I gave it to you. They won't be able to prove shit if you act mature and confident about your explanation: "I don't know how the hell it got there, it could have come from some supplements I took for a while last year and I took a few and don't really remember what they were."

If you don't come up with a better plan, this one worked for the government after deca was detected in my system. I have a very good job with the government that has let me travel all over the world that I didn't want to lose either. What happens to you will be determined by how well you handle yourself in front of them. With all due respect, be a man and confident in front of them.

**1badcamaro** · 12-02-2006, 08:09 PM

i appreciate all your advice man.

**bbplaya21** · 12-02-2006, 09:13 PM

well if its a D1 school thres a list on the ncaa website that has all the illegal substances and it doesnt matter if u mistakeingly took it ur still s.o.o.l.

**king6** · 12-02-2006, 09:48 PM

I would buy the steroid cleanse kit. I know that it doesn't work for decca, but since you took it so long ago it might just work. If you test comes back positive, that means your screwed right? Wrong, you can demand a retest. If you are a member of a union then they will fight that. But you can go before a board and retest, and they will most likley give it to you. Hopefully the steroid cleanse works. Do they watch you piss? I know in this state its illegal to monitor urinalisys. So you can use fake piss. If they do watch you can use a fake schlong too.

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**Mesomorphyl** · 12-02-2006, 10:28 PM

what job tests for steroids ? I do believe this is the third time asked.

**stupidhippo** · 12-03-2006, 12:22 PM

Originally Posted by briansauras

r you sure it was steroid test? those tend to be kind of expensive unless you play some kind of college/pro sport.

Deca is in your system for 18months and I dont really think you can tell them you took otc stuff cause im pretty sure its going to come up as nandrolone decanate only not as clear.

im pretty sure it wont come up as nandrolone decanoate... as nandrolone maybe..

**1badcamaro** · 12-03-2006, 05:52 PM

sorry meso, i dont feel comfortable telling ppl what field i'm in........its a secret

**king6** · 12-03-2006, 07:53 PM

Originally Posted by 1badcamaro

sorry meso, i dont feel comfortable telling ppl what field i'm in........its a secret

Ok 007.

**KeyMastur** · 12-03-2006, 08:17 PM

Originally Posted by 1badcamaro

sorry meso, i dont feel comfortable telling ppl what field i'm in........its a secret

i know what you do and you're not that good....

**longtom74** · 12-04-2006, 12:02 AM

Maybe an army of one, or possibly he aims high? The few the proud?

**1badcamaro** · 12-04-2006, 12:31 AM

Originally Posted by KeyMastur

i know what you do and you're not that good....

then quit coming to the male strip club i work at

**getpaid** · 12-04-2006, 12:41 AM

I smell bacon!!!!!!!!

**KeyMastur** · 12-04-2006, 08:20 AM

Originally Posted by 1badcamaro

then quit coming to the male strip club i work at

nah you're not a stripper. enjoy the 50

**Ufa** · 12-04-2006, 09:05 AM

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**longtom74** · 12-04-2006, 04:41 PM

didn't know homeland tested for the stuff unless suspected

**Ufa** · 12-04-2006, 10:39 PM

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**cfiler** · 12-04-2006, 10:55 PM

Stick with the OTC story, and don't list any sort of brand names or products.

**judostar** · 12-05-2006, 01:47 AM

no matter how many times asked you avoided the question, That is a trait only the MAN uses. I served all i can be and never got tested, also wrestled for a div 1 school never got tested tried out for the Man to seve and protect first time i ever had to take a AAS test with a REC test. U SMELL BAD!