Controlled Delivery

[abcdef81]

Any of you guys know about this? I am a bit concerned because the most unusual thing happened today. I had anxiously been awaiting my juice in the mail for the last week. Finally, I got a knock on my door today and it was a mailman and he asked me to sign for it. I was of course expecting this because I chose tracking with my shipping and you have to sign for it. But, what I wasn't expecting was the mailman. I regularly have the same exact woman deliver mail to me everyday. This time it was a completely knew guy I have never seen before! He was all dressed up with the shorts and the cap looking almost too good to play the part, and just seemed very odd. Even, right after I signed it, he told me "You're gonna be in trouble. Have a nice day". and then just walked off. Now doesn't that sound like the craziest thing? And, I don't wanna open the package cause I am worried. I have another package supposed to come in the mail tomorrow b/c they were broken in to two different shipments. Also, about a year ago I lost $1500 worth of juice in the mail b/c my idiot grandma answered the door and told the mailman that no one lived there by the name on the package. I am wondering if the mail service couldn't have flagged my address from that incident? I don't know...what should I do?

[Random]

Wow cant believe he said that! thats scary!

[ebjack]

I would clean house right now...get everything out...erase everything on my computer...take no chances

[jdm95lude]

Your crazy dude why didnt you say anytihng to the mail man... Now your going to be nervous and not know what to expect. That is very strange.

[Snrf]

bullshit. if it was a controlled delivery what kinda cop would say "you're gonna be in trouble"

[king6]

Open the package from the center, that way if a sensor is on the flap it wont trigger it. Flush everything, get rid of any steroid related stuff, and delete your hard drive. If you have to rip it out of the computer and stick it in the microwave, and don't sign for anything again.

[anabolicarms]

try to calm down. you can't get worked up until you know something. its probably smart not to open the package for now. see if anything happens in the next couple days or week. i read that the dea has started to put a device in packages that alerts them when you open it and then they will arrest you. but if you don't open it, you can always say that you didn't know what was in the package.

[king6]

bullshit. if it was a controlled delivery what kinda cop would say "you're gonna be in trouble"

He might just be a mailman working for the cops. Plus if there is a tracker on the inside of the package they will know once he opens it. He has already taken poesession of it.

[abcdef81]

yea, I was telling myself wtf when he said that. i was thinking he was gonna pull the handcuffs out right there and arrest me, but then he just turned around and walked off to the next house. that was the weirdest craziest thing i have ever seen! and what you think the odds are of the mail service getting a new mailman on the exact date my package arrives? seems pretty slim. but, i don't know why they would be so worried by little shipments. i only ordered for myself enough for one cycle. i don't sell to no one else. seems like as long as you not bothering no one else, they would leave you alone.

[abcdef81]

bullshit. if it was a controlled delivery what kinda cop would say "you're gonna be in trouble"

that's what i was thinking...why would he tell me i'm in trouble and just walk away? this was so frigging bizarre. and i get nervous real easily too. everything just skipped and i looked up at him and kinda gave him a not so happy face. and then he says "have a nice day and walked off". and for the last two years i have had the exact same woman, and today it was this guy i have never seen before. i don't wanna throw away my stuff. i don't really have that much stuff, but i sure don't wanna throw it away. i almost rather get busted then throw it away cuz i spend too much money on juice as it is, and i'm not harming no one but myself by taking it.

[ebjack]

you don't have to throw it away..just get it out for a while

[Snrf]

Open the package from the center, that way if a sensor is on the flap it wont trigger it. Flush everything, get rid of any steroid related stuff, and delete your hard drive. If you have to rip it out of the computer and stick it in the microwave, and don't sign for anything again.

Dude, there won't be a sensor in the package...Geez you guys are nuts. Believe me international transportation of "stuff" was my job for a while, controlled deliveries are so fvcking rare you wouldn't believe it..and even in the event of a controlled delivery they'd nail you on the spot. What would be the point of letting you possibly dispose of it?

Seriously you guys are too much, unless your package is worth thousands they'd just seize it, if they decided to do a controlled delivery you'd be arrested the minute you touched the package. And 9 times out of 10 they wouldn't bother giving you the package they'd just kick your door in and drag you out of bed and down the station..

you guys need to calm down and quit being so paranoid. Bet you $100 nothing happens

[ebjack]

Ever been in jail Snrf??

[Snrf]

haha, how did u know

[Maldorf]

Dude, there won't be a sensor in the package...Geez you guys are nuts. Believe me international transportation of "stuff" was my job for a while, controlled deliveries are so fvcking rare you wouldn't believe it..and even in the event of a controlled delivery they'd nail you on the spot. What would be the point of letting you possibly dispose of it?

Seriously you guys are too much, unless your package is worth thousands they'd just seize it, if they decided to do a controlled delivery you'd be arrested the minute you touched the package. And 9 times out of 10 they wouldn't bother giving you the package they'd just kick your door in and drag you out of bed and down the station..

you guys need to calm down and quit being so paranoid. Bet you $100 nothing happens

Gotta agree, but I think I would still be cautious. I dont think I would be really worried unless it was a big shipment worth a lot of cash. Someone I know had a friend that had a controlled delivery performed on him, so it does happen. I wouldnt open the package for a few days. Just let it sit and you can always say that when you looked at the package later you knew that it wasnt for you and you were going to return it to the sender. Write return to sender on it with a marker. I would clean house too, get whatever else you have out of the house. Better safe than sorry.

[abcdef81]

do you think dogs could sniff steroids? i can hide my juice in a good enuf place where the cops woudn't find it if they searched my house, but if they bring in the dogs and they could sniff it out, then that might be a problem.

[Maldorf]

do you think dogs could sniff steroids? i can hide my juice in a good enuf place where the cops woudn't find it if they searched my house, but if they bring in the dogs and they could sniff it out, then that might be a problem.

Dont think dogs are used for that. Did you open up the package already then? As far as hiding it, dont know if that would work. Ive heard they even check up in the attic etc. Every nook and cranny. If they are going to the trouble of getting a search warrant, they are going to take their time and do the search well.

[Snrf]

no dogs cant sniff out steroids....imagine how many different things theyd have to train them to search for!

[Slowhand]

lol, this is worse than me getting my package on a Sunday.... I was freaked out even though it was just a kit of GH just over a months worth

[abcdef81]

well, i was thinking bout going hide it in the garage for a while. i doubt they'd think about looking there. but, it don't seem like they would go thru all that trouble unless it was a lot of steroids. i only have this package, which i haven't opened yet, and a little test and dbol from a previous cycle left over, which i have hidden under some clothes in my dresser. and, then i am expecting a package tomorrow...that's what i am worried about. b/c if the guy was an officer, then they might be waiting til tomorrow when i get my second package to pop me.

[toyo92]

wow, a mailman saying that to me would have me rethinking a lot of things, but for what its worth, good luck and if the guy comes back with the next package as well, just start up a small convo and bullsh*t with him, try and pick up any mannerisms...

as far as drug dogs...nearly all AAS are actual prescribed meds and im pretty sure dogs arent trained to pick em up. i had a drug dog come through our rooms for health and welfare and i had naposims in a small locked box under my desk... should be no worries in that department.

[RuhlFreak55]

maybe he was warning you.....like he's with da feds or whatever but doesn't agree with the policy.....or maybe he's just some crazy psychic

[spywizard]

are you insane??? take the package to ups now, right now, mail it to someone i don't care who, clean your house and format your hard drive...

shred and burn everything that shows a reciept..

damn man..

[matty420]

shut up. that is the most bullshit story i have heard in a long time
"you're going to be in trouble"
that would never happen
and if it did you better clean house right now.

[RuhlFreak55]

are you insane??? take the package to ups now, right now, mail it to someone i don't care who, clean your house and format your hard drive...

shred and burn everything that shows a reciept..

damn man..

yea i dunno that i'd **** around with this.....i'd rather lose some money than go to jail

[X-Damien]

I gotta admit if this happened to me I'd effin freak and clean house.
(not throw away the gear though, just relocate it)

[GHO5T]

If the mailman was in fact working with local officials or the dea or anything, IMO i dont think he would say such things as "your going to be in trouble".

If they wanted to bust you why would he say that? They would want you to open the package, and saying something like that now makes you more cautious and your probably not going to open it.

Just doesnt make any sense.

[RuhlFreak55]

If the mailman was in fact working with local officials or the dea or anything, IMO i dont think he would say such things as "your going to be in trouble".

If they wanted to bust you why would he say that? They would want you to open the package, and saying something like that now makes you more cautious and your probably not going to open it.

Just doesnt make any sense.

it's like i said....he doesn't think you should get in trouble for using steroids so he warned him

[Random]

it's like i said....he doesn't think you should get in trouble for using steroids so he warned him

Yea this "Seems" like the most logical guess who knows...

[Benches505]

are you insane??? take the package to ups now, right now, mail it to someone i don't care who, clean your house and format your hard drive...

shred and burn everything that shows a reciept..

damn man..

What Spy said!

[Getbig06]

Bro, get whatever you have in your house out.... Forget about why the mail man said what. Just get anything you have in your house that could get you put in jail OUT of your HOUSE NOW.

[dupa95]

The guy has probably has delivered pakages like that before. He might know what's in side. So he thought he would be a smart ass,and get you all jacked up. Cuz he ain't got nothing better to do. Dude if something was gona happen it would have. Your not going to jail for the little bit of gear you got relax. just my 2 cents

[Superhuman]

IMO you should bury it in you backyard somewhere under pinestraw so it's not noticable and wait until your 2nd package comes. I have NEVER had to sign for a package of gear and ALL of them had tracking.

[Archetypes]

Take a large sharpie and write return to sender on it...if they do raid your house you can claim it wasn't yours and your were going to send it back.

[Kristopher22]

WoW. That would freak the hell outta me! 33 posts and the general concensus is to get rid of the shit! I gotta say I more than agree with that statement. Find a local domestic!

[Slowhand]

it's almost 10pm right now and you should be getting a goodnights sleep because if this is for real and they didn't bust you as soon as you got the package... you'll be getting a visit in 6 or 7 hours


goodluck

sleep tight

[abcdef81]

IMO you should bury it in you backyard somewhere under pinestraw so it's not noticable and wait until your 2nd package comes. I have NEVER had to sign for a package of gear and ALL of them had tracking.

i used to buy from a domestic but i got tired of him, cuz he'd do things how he wanted and when he had time, blah, blah, blah. so i started getting my juice from overseas and they offer two options. airmail with tracking or without tracking. and with tracking requires a signature. i'm not concerned about that tho, cuz i've had to sign for my juice before. i am worried about this mailman. he freaked me out. just the look of this guy, i sensed something was not right. something about him looked phony. i'll wait and see how things go tomorrow when my second package arrives tho and let yall know...if i'm not in jail lol.

[jdavis2007]

Do not ever sign for packages. Have them sent with a confirmation and without a signature.

You have much less of a chance of getting a controlled delivery when you order domestic.

How many guys have you ever heard of getting busted for an individual's amount of stuff, saying anything on this board once they get out of jail!

When you get a package, right in big, sharpe letters "RETURN TO SENDER" and leave it next to the doorway. This is a built in legal defense if they all of the sudden kick your door down and try to all of the sudden arrest your sorry ass!

Oh yeah...I highly suspect the original and unique scent of bullshit. I am exposed to people all the time that embelish on a routine basis. Kinda old.

[jdavis2007]

'noid dude. Relax. "Your mind is playin' tricks on you" originally quoted from the Ghetto Boys! You're good, if they didn't come in your house after like five minutes, you are good to go. Lay of the shwag, and enjoy your stuff bro.

[GFLEXXX]

I heard they put tiny little robots with tiny cameras in there with the tracking devices...it crawls out when your not looking and send pics via satelitte comm. back to the popo of your other stashes, and pics from over your shoulder while your on your computer..

seriously though a huge opertation with devices attached etc.. would be a lot of money to bust you for a small personal amount.

If you have enough for one cycle now, when he comes tommorw tell him return to sender as you sent the other one back already cause it wasn't your stuff...or clear out your house..