Test Cycle For A Douche

[SirChoice]

Ok. I shot fake gear for over six weeks, an alleged 500 mg.test e. once a week. The only thing I noticed was constant itching when I went to the gym but I quickly realized I was a douche. Anyways, is there any definite way to test whether gear is real or not w/o shooting it and wasting time and money.

Here is my other question. I had a theory that a good way to test gear was to always use Test P because real propionate hurts like a mother ****er once it gets into your muscles. If it was fake, wouldnt it not hurt? Anyway, i'm really aggrivated with the whole thing and would really appreciate some advice.

PS. I started a propionate cycle, i've been on it for 15 days and have only noticed progress in my biceps, my back and chest are still soft. Am i training wrong or what?

[slacker]

you've only been on a real cycle for 15 days, Its not a miracle drug it will take time.

[MuscleHead320lb]

If I was to make a batch of fake prop, I would put a higher percent of BA in there so that it would BURN.......

[SirChoice]

I just wanted to take the time to thank everyone for not answering any of my questions.

[Drummerboy]

buy good gear from a good source.

[SirChoice]

word.

[slacker]

I would like to take the time to say that your questions were answered. If prop was fake it would burn because of the high amount of BA. You said you started your prop cycle like 15 days ago and your wondering why your still soft. Its been 15 days!!!!! this kinda shit takes time you are gonna get big after your first injection.

All of your smart ass remarks arent going to get you anywhere. As far as i can tell your are not ready for a cycle because you are a Douche.

[Slowhand]

I would like to take the time to say that your questions were answered. If prop was fake it would burn because of the high amount of BA. You said you started your prop cycle like 15 days ago and your wondering why your still soft. Its been 15 days!!!!! this kinda shit takes time you are gonna get big after your first injection.

All of your smart ass remarks arent going to get you anywhere. As far as i can tell your are not ready for a cycle because you are a Douche.

[SirChoice]

Because most of the swol ass dudes ive met are the biggest douches in the entire world. They walk across the gym grilling you waiting for you to look at them for too long so they can start a fight with you. I'm sorry for being an asshole but as you can understand, i'm pretty aggrivated.

[shrpskn]

What the hell kind of thread title is this!?

"Test cycle for a douche", and you expect a bounty of answers??

If you want, the best way to know your gear is legit is to get it tested...but because you insist you're a douche, I'll let you figure it out yourself on where to get it tested.

Good luck,

[slacker]

I can probably see why they would be like that to you. I dont even know you and you have already pissed me off. If you cant control your little aggression problems now your only going to give steroids a bad name. Your gonna be one of those retards that think you are all big and mean before you got some juice.

From my experience in the gym all of the 'swol ass dudes' are wicked guys. Most of them will give you pointers and tips

[shrpskn]

Because most of the swol ass dudes ive met are the biggest douches in the entire world. They walk across the gym grilling you waiting for you to look at them for too long so they can start a fight with you. I'm sorry for being an asshole but as you can understand, i'm pretty aggrivated.

Your attitude will shorten the length of your membership here....please show more respect if you intend to stay a member.

Welcome to AR.

[Hellmaskbanned]

Your soft and you think Steroids will change this?....

[SirChoice]

How do I get it tested? I feel like a ****ing douche because i ****ing injected olive oil (or whatever) in my ass for two months.

[fLgAtOr]

Because most of the swol ass dudes ive met are the biggest douches in the entire world. They walk across the gym grilling you waiting for you to look at them for too long so they can start a fight with you. I'm sorry for being an asshole but as you can understand, i'm pretty aggrivated.

Most of the swol ass dudes on here are quite intelligent and helpful, as long as you don't act like a cheesedick.

[fLgAtOr]

As far as your question goes, you can't tell if prop is real/fake by the pain. A good UGL or homebrew will usually be painless.

However it is true that prop tnds to be more painful...its just not always the case.

[SirChoice]

Your soft and you think Steroids will change this?....

yera

[shrpskn]

How do I get it tested? I feel like a ****ing douche because i ****ing injected olive oil (or whatever) in my ass for two months.

..........

[slacker]

dude how long have you been working out?

[SirChoice]

Since I got sober a year ago. Why?

[Hellmaskbanned]

He titled this thread right.

This guy is a douche.

[SirChoice]

I try to apologize for being a little to aggressive and everyone just keeps shitting on me.

[slacker]

Ya i would definatly have to agree with you hellmask

[slacker]

lol, you are the guy with the ball in your ass. Well it is either scar tissue or your gear and if it is bothering you that much you will have to get it removed.

[fLgAtOr]

That almost sounded like an apology...

[SirChoice]

Yeah, that guy is a total douche.

[shrpskn]

Ok. I shot fake gear for over six weeks, an alleged 500 mg.test e. once a week. The only thing I noticed was constant itching when I went to the gym but I quickly realized I was a douche.

What made you realize that you're a douche?

Anyways, is there any definite way to test whether gear is real or not w/o shooting it and wasting time and money.

Yes. The ONLY definite way is lab test it. Here's one:

San Rafael Chemical Services (SRCS)
2180 E. 4500 S. #125
Salt Lake City, UT 84117-4434
Phone# (801) 277-8228
Fax# (801) 277-7207
Email: [email protected]

or go here...

http://www.srcslab.com/

Here is my other question. I had a theory that a good way to test gear was to always use Test P because real propionate hurts like a mother ****er once it gets into your muscles. If it was fake, wouldnt it not hurt?

Not true.

nyway, i'm really aggrivated with the whole thing and would really appreciate some advice.

You're going to have to tone it down a few notches if you are looking for advice here.

PS. I started a propionate cycle, i've been on it for 15 days and have only noticed progress in my biceps, my back and chest are still soft. Am i training wrong or what?

Layout your workout regimen for us to critique.

[SirChoice]

lol, you are the guy with the ball in your ass. Well it is either scar tissue or your gear and if it is bothering you that much you will have to get it removed.

When you say "or your gear", what do you mean by that?

[shrpskn]

When you say "or your gear", what do you mean by that?

He means your oil that you've been sticking in your ass....

Hey SirChoice, what are your stats???

How old are you?

[Z99H6J]

Most of the swol ass dudes on here are quite intelligent and helpful, as long as you don't act like a cheesedick.

"cheesedick"? Hmm..Can't say I ever heard that one before...lol

[fLgAtOr]

"cheesedick"? Hmm..Can't say I ever heard that one before...lol

It's the word-of-the-week.

[SirChoice]

I'm 19 y/o
175 lbs.
5"11
not sure what the body fat percent. is currently
been working out for a little over a year

[slacker]

I personally dont think you are ready for juice.

[fLgAtOr]

I personally dont think you are ready for juice.

Agreed.

[SirChoice]

Probably not. I'm just curious, aside from you hating me, why else arent I ready?

[slacker]

I dont hate you, you just need to work on some of your interpersonal skills. Workout, eat like a machine and workout more you will grow slowly... but you still will grow.

[Hellmaskbanned]

Probably not. I'm just curious, aside from you hating me, why else arent I ready?

Age aside, your small and have no base.

You don't know how to train naturally so your gains from AS will be small and most likely will be lost post cycle.

[fLgAtOr]

Probably not. I'm just curious, aside from you hating me, why else arent I ready?

God...You're like my ****ing ex-girlfriend. Stop being a bitch.

One extreme to the other.

You're not ready because you don't have the physical base that steroids would be beneficial for.

And you don't have the base because you have too much of a ****ing attitude to train/eat religiously for whats needed in this lifestyle.

EDIT*
Becuase you will probably misunderstand this post as well:
Just be cool...Show respect and a willingness to learn...And know when to STFU...Please?

[SirChoice]

You know what's funny FLORIDA GATOR?

I know who you are.

[shrpskn]

You still haven't answered my question about what your workout regimen looks like...what does your diet look like??....if you don't know this, your diet is going to be key to not looking like a douch down the road...whether you use AAS or not.