Quik drug test question

**USMCSS** · 03-31-2007, 06:28 PM

Not much time to type but does anybody know if dropping a couple pubic hairs in your urine sample will cause a lab to render your urine sample as "contaminated" no matter what shows up?

**shrpskn** · 03-31-2007, 06:31 PM

WTF?!

**USMCSS** · 03-31-2007, 07:04 PM

I know it sounds funny, but I was hoping somebody may know the answer FOR SURE

**big.wheels** · 03-31-2007, 07:11 PM

Man, I've never heard of that.

**Outta Kontrol** · 03-31-2007, 07:12 PM

I always thought that was an urban legend. I am sure it is just something Marines say to make themselves feel better about doing a piss test. unless you are getting tesed specifically for AAS then don't worry about it. If the command wanted you tested there is no way to get around it. tey would keep testing you until you give a sample that wasn't contaminated. besides, there is supposed to be someone in there to monitor you anyways how do you plan on putting pubes in the cup? But this is again IMO an urban legand.

**USMCSS** · 03-31-2007, 07:45 PM

This isn't for the Marines. I got out over a year ago. This is for my little brother who has ALREADY pissed in the cup and drop a few pubes in to hopefully "contaminate" the specimen. He plays college baseball and did a little blow and then was surprised by a piss test about 36 hours later.

I know I'm gonna hear all the snickers and remarks, but I'm just trying to find out since there are so many people on here who think they're know it all doctors without the PHD. No offense to those who truly do know their $hit. I'm just hoping one of those will chime in or somebody that has pulled it off.

**Venomous Nemisis** · 03-31-2007, 07:53 PM

Ahh, while I was a paratrooper I ****ed up one weekend and smoked something that I wasn't suppose to, anyway I went crazy reading as much as I could about "fooling" the drug test and I did read something about pubes in a sample contaminate it therefore voiding the sample, when the people conducting the test see the pubes in the sample they will throw the sample away and get another sample, so all throwing pubes in the sample does is buy you a few days (which is all your bro needs conserning this delimma)
Good luck

**USMCSS** · 03-31-2007, 08:09 PM

Originally Posted by Venomous Nemisis

Ahh, while I was a paratrooper I ****ed up one weekend and smoked something that I wasn't suppose to, anyway I went crazy reading as much as I could about "fooling" the drug test and I did read something about pubes in a sample contaminate it therefore voiding the sample, when the people conducting the test see the pubes in the sample they will throw the sample away and get another sample, so all throwing pubes in the sample does is buy you a few days (which is all your bro needs conserning this delimma)
Good luck

That's EXACTLY what I had thought I'd heard in the past and told him. I just wanted to see if I was the only one who had heard that or if anybody could confirm the myth. It's kinda like if the lab found a small piece of thread from the clothing in the sample. That would be a foreign object other than urine therefore contaminating the sample. I wouldn't think they could back up their word on the results when there's some floaties in the cup... Anybody else agree?

**Outta Kontrol** · 03-31-2007, 08:10 PM

difference between military urinalysis and college level drug test... they don't test every bottle in the military. They just choose a random representation of the command and if there is an apparent drug problem in the command they will then test them all. I never played college level sports so I can not offer any advice there. Like Venomous said. it should buy you a few days time. good luck Agreed

**Venomous Nemisis** · 03-31-2007, 08:12 PM

I've also heard of people dipping a finger in bleach, letting it dry and then pissing on, or dipping that finger in the sample. Again this only buys you some time. The best way to get the prefered results is not being stoopid.

**USMCSS** · 03-31-2007, 08:14 PM

Originally Posted by Outta Kontrol

difference between military urinalysis and college level drug test... they don't test every bottle in the military. They just choose a random representation of the command and if there is an apparent drug problem in the command they will then test them all. I never played college level sports so I can not offer any advice there. Like Venomous said. it should buy you a few days time. good luck

Ya I know how the military works it. The whole platoon lines pisses in a bottle, puts the sticker on the lid, initials it, then the staff NCO puts it in a box with all the others and then it's off to the lab. Hell, if each and every sample was tested in the military, our enitre force would be the size of the coast guard

**Venomous Nemisis** · 03-31-2007, 08:14 PM

Originally Posted by Outta Kontrol

difference between military urinalysis and college level drug test... they don't test every bottle in the military. They just choose a random representation of the command and if there is an apparent drug problem in the command they will then test them all. I never played college level sports so I can not offer any advice there. Like Venomous said. it should buy you a few days time. good luck Agreed

This is definatly true.
Just tell your commander that you hadn't studied for the piss test

**Outta Kontrol** · 03-31-2007, 08:16 PM

Originally Posted by Venomous Nemisis

This is definatly true.
Just tell your commander that you hadn't studied for the piss test

hahaha good one. That would be an interesting conversation. lol

**USMCSS** · 03-31-2007, 08:18 PM

Originally Posted by Venomous Nemisis

I've also heard of people dipping a finger in bleach, letting it dry and then pissing on, or dipping that finger in the sample. Again this only buys you some time. The best way to get the prefered results is not being stoopid.

I agree on the stupid part. I already chewed his stupid 19 year old ass. As for the bleach, I know for a fact that most good labs actually can test for that as well. They'll know if there was ANY bleach. He also told me that they made him wash his hands BEFORE pissing in the cup so I guess the people administering it cut that trick out before it has it's chance if you know what I mean