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    Inject your own SEMEN for TEST. You can Too!

    As retarded as this may sound, I read it in an Muscle Magazine from the early 90s. Who in the world came up with this notion. I wanted to share it with you fellas and see your opinions. Ill post the article as well.
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    Yes it sounds retarded. Now you know why I don't read muscle magazines anymore.

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    Would that be the same mag that said if you drink the blood from bulls you could get bigger without buying or using steroids as the bulls were injected with it or the other was eating their testicles.Its BULLSHIT and injecting your own semen into a muscle has to be the stupidist thing I have heard it would have no benefits what so ever semen is sperm a bodily fluid that is used to PRODUCE it does not contain test.

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    LOL....Agree completely. I knew this would be entertaining to se peoples reaction to such an idiocy.

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    yeah that sounds like teens talk,but as far as the bull thing i think there is organs of animals that u can eat and you will benefit from them and one of them is bulls testicles they are very rich in protein

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    how many bulls balls have you eaten?

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    So let me get this straight.......bull balls and semen...well if thats what it takes to get BIG, well then call me skinny...LOL

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    what the hell just happened?

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    no,
    I'm in my 20's
    I'm 5'10 220lbs and I train in nhb fighting.I'll back my shit up.
    any way it was a joke,doll

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    I dont know - I thought that was Nathans secret!

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    so all i have to do is suck on bull balls, and jerk off 9 times aday and inject my kids intramuscular?? AMAZING!?!? why didn't i do this before???

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    Originally posted by kazual
    So let me get this straight.......bull balls and semen...well if thats what it takes to get BIG, well then call me skinny...LOL







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    You know whats sad? Somebody has acutaly done that.

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    HAHAHA!! I knew this would be good. GO GO GO

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    wow

    gives new meaning to the phrase, " shooting loads"!!!hahaha

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    thats what im saying titan..you know someone has done that before. my friend swears that steroids are bull's semen, i shit you not..he would not listen to me when I said they were made in laboritories...well maybe cept :china: lol

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    Hell Inject your wad straight into the ol testicals to jump start your natural test production! That's where it all begins anyway....
    IC

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    Warning

    Ok for the slower people out there, the above post was a joke. I sometimes forget that as a mod even a joke can sometimes be taken as the gospel truth, and beleive it or not, sooner or later, a post WILL appear with some poor sap complaining about swollen nuts and what exactly was it that he did wrong! LOL
    IC

    He probablly did use a big enough needle. OUCH!!!!

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    Anecdotal evidence suggests that this wil not work - I've been giving my girlfriend intravaginal injections of my semen for some time and she has singularly failed to gain weight...

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    Maybe I should switch to the intra-anal or oral route...

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    Re: wow

    Originally posted by partyboynyc
    gives new meaning to the phrase, " shooting loads"!!!hahaha


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    Ya...the last time i checked that was gear for the females


    APM

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    ROFL..careful ya dont step in the bullshit

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    Originally posted by BigLad
    Anecdotal evidence suggests that this wil not work - I've been giving my girlfriend intravaginal injections of my semen for some time and she has singularly failed to gain weight...
    "Intravaginal" hahaha, that's comedy gold!

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