OK , Jack, went ahead and popped my cherry anyway. It was alot less of a hassle once you just poke, asp, and push nice and slow. Everything was sterile for sure (the gear of course, is still in question.)
Now the waiting process. I'll let you know either way as I'll be checking to see your progress on the board anyway. You said you could barely walk 3 days later. If that's my case, I should get my f***ing head checked for not listening to you.