DON'T USE ANABOLIC STEROIDS THEY ARE WRONG.......

**Jarod** · 09-10-2002, 02:47 PM

DON'T USE ANABOLIC STEROIDS..THEY ARE WRONG, IMMORAL AND PART OF THE AXIS OF EVIL. INSTEAD USE CELLTECH. CELLTECH IS MUCH STRONGER THAN EVEN SOME ANABOLICS. WHY WITH CELL TECH I WAS ABLE TO GAIN 500 LBS. OF MUSCLE IN 8 WEEKS USING THEIR SUPPLEMENTS AND TRAINING PROGRAM...IN FACT I DID THIS WHILE EATING A DIET OF LOLLIPOPS AND CHOCOLATE CAKE!

SO IF YOU WANT TO BE A PROFESSIONAL BODYBUILDER LIKE ME AND YOU WANT TO GET SHREDDED BEYOND BELIEF THEN USE CELLTECH..

**KeyMastur** · 09-10-2002, 02:48 PM

umm.....whatever floats your boat ?

**Ozzy** · 09-10-2002, 02:56 PM

Bro..........Are you bored ?

***BIG TEXAN*** · 09-10-2002, 03:02 PM

OOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooKKKKKKKKKKKKk kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!

**BELLICOSE** · 09-10-2002, 03:04 PM

are those amps of CELL-TECH in your avatar?

**still growin** · 09-10-2002, 03:10 PM

don't think that deserved caps lock bro

**Jarod** · 09-10-2002, 03:18 PM

sorry all i just had to rant..it has been a while since i picked up flex and muscle mag and any muscle magazine for that matter...i don't know if it is because i can't stand the hype or if it has something to do with me being on the sixth week of my cycle but i just had to let it out...

**symatech** · 09-10-2002, 07:41 PM

Originally posted by BELLICOSE
are those amps of CELL-TECH in your avatar?

**K Dog** · 09-10-2002, 07:59 PM

It stacks nicely with Nitro-Tech!..lol

**BELLICOSE** · 09-10-2002, 08:12 PM

I heard ttokyo is coming out with new 250mg Nitro-tech

**Stormrider** · 09-10-2002, 08:38 PM

Mkay.......

**ddrew** · 09-10-2002, 08:43 PM

You only gained 500lbs? I had gained 750lbs and was .000001% body fat by my second week on celltech. You must have got a bad batch.

**jeffylyte** · 09-11-2002, 01:18 PM

you guys crack me up! Really, i'm smokin the rock right now!

**ripped4fsu** · 09-11-2002, 01:25 PM

Lollipops and Chocolate cake?!?! so THATS the secret!! and to think all this time I've been boiling these GD chicken breast!! Dolly Madison here I come!!

**Buddha_Red** · 09-11-2002, 01:41 PM

just eat at subway and take celltech, you will become MR.O and lose 200lbs in no time =P

**durbin22** · 09-11-2002, 02:11 PM

I might give this Cell-Tech stuff a try.

**Big_Dippin** · 09-11-2002, 02:21 PM

CellTech ads are everywhere. I can't stand it. Spend all those millions of dollars to hype a product and its absolute shit.

**testaprim** · 09-11-2002, 03:53 PM

my source says he can get me cell tech 250mg/ml amps for $300 is that a good price?????

**TNT** · 09-11-2002, 04:34 PM

Originally posted by Jarod
DON'T USE ANABOLIC STEROIDS..THEY ARE WRONG, IMMORAL AND PART OF THE AXIS OF EVIL . . .

"Hi, my name is Jarod, and I'm a juicer."

"Hi, Jarod!"

"Before I started this 12-step program, I was shooting four kinds of test at once, snorting fina, and taking winny enemas. I was big and bulked, with a 28" waist and a 44-D cup size."

[Others murmur.]

"But with the help of my higher power, I'm back to being a normal, 140-pound scrawny little runt . . . But I still have a 44-D cup size."

"Thanks for sharing, Jarod!"

**rangerdudeleads** · 09-11-2002, 04:51 PM

I dont like celltech cause i stacked it with cyber genics and it gave me deca dick and had gyno so bad that my titties made Dolly Parton's look very tiny...naw j/k but what was the purpose of this post was it suppose to be a joke or was he being serious, i hope he was joking but anyway hahaha if it was meant to be funny, no flames bro just asking.

**zwarrior99** · 09-11-2002, 05:10 PM

damn i need a source for cell tech

alevok · 09-11-2002, 05:17 PM

I have been using celltech for years, sorry guys I faked, I never touched steroids in my life, I am all natural!

**03733+$** · 09-11-2002, 05:23 PM

Originally posted by zwarrior99
damn i need a source for cell tech

Your PM's must be flooded with Cell Tech Sources by now!

**ripped4fsu** · 09-11-2002, 07:32 PM

TNT!!

**majorpecs** · 09-11-2002, 07:35 PM

you guys ROCK...this has been a long ass day and that thread just had me rolling.....and by the way, I heard that GNC is the new source for CellTech....OOPS.....I am not supposed to post the source name am I??

**Hardballw** · 09-15-2002, 04:42 PM

Right

***Narkissos*** · 11-30-2005, 12:04 AM

Originally Posted by TNT

"Hi, my name is Jarod, and I'm a juicer."

"Hi, Jarod!"

"Before I started this 12-step program, I was shooting four kinds of test at once, snorting fina, and taking winny enemas. I was big and bulked, with a 28" waist and a 44-D cup size."

[Others murmur.]

"But with the help of my higher power, I'm back to being a normal, 140-pound scrawny little runt . . . But I still have a 44-D cup size."

"Thanks for sharing, Jarod!"

Sorry Bros..i had to bump this one

**Testostack** · 11-30-2005, 02:21 AM

Originally Posted by Jarod

DON'T USE ANABOLIC STEROIDS..THEY ARE WRONG, IMMORAL AND PART OF THE AXIS OF EVIL. INSTEAD USE CELLTECH. CELLTECH IS MUCH STRONGER THAN EVEN SOME ANABOLICS. WHY WITH CELL TECH I WAS ABLE TO GAIN 500 LBS. OF MUSCLE IN 8 WEEKS USING THEIR SUPPLEMENTS AND TRAINING PROGRAM...IN FACT I DID THIS WHILE EATING A DIET OF LOLLIPOPS AND CHOCOLATE CAKE!

SO IF YOU WANT TO BE A PROFESSIONAL BODYBUILDER LIKE ME AND YOU WANT TO GET SHREDDED BEYOND BELIEF THEN USE CELLTECH..

Damnn!!!!!!!! Ross has made a new beleiver.......one more to kill befor it's too late

**Testostack** · 11-30-2005, 02:24 AM

Originally Posted by TNT

"Hi, my name is Jarod, and I'm a juicer."

"Hi, Jarod!"

"Before I started this 12-step program, I was shooting four kinds of test at once, snorting fina, and taking winny enemas. I was big and bulked, with a 28" waist and a 44-D cup size."

[Others murmur.]

"But with the help of my higher power, I'm back to being a normal, 140-pound scrawny little runt . . . But I still have a 44-D cup size."

"Thanks for sharing, Jarod!"

ROFL.....

**transform** · 11-30-2005, 02:25 AM

Originally Posted by ddrew

You only gained 500lbs? I had gained 750lbs and was .000001% body fat by my second week on celltech. You must have got a bad batch.

Fat ass!!!! why dont you do some proper cutting or else just go home!

**Rocky IV** · 11-30-2005, 04:34 AM

Originally Posted by zwarrior99

damn i need a source for cell tech

Stopp fishing around for sources

lol

**Geeezer** · 11-30-2005, 04:48 AM

Great info,I think Ill try Cell tech too
What size pins whould I use?

**oldman** · 11-30-2005, 06:06 AM

What are Steroids?

Sound like something your cows can get from sitting on their ass all day.

Oh crap that one was bad.. ugh Sorry!!

Oldman

**Pro_built7** · 11-30-2005, 06:02 PM

this has got to be one of the funniest threads i have ever read

theres a new roid called Testosterone Celltechenate. anyone heard of this?????

**expensiveblood** · 11-30-2005, 06:06 PM

you from philly too?

**wuboy25** · 11-30-2005, 06:22 PM

Originally Posted by Pro_built7

this has got to be one of the funniest threads i have ever read

theres a new roid called Testosterone Celltechenate. anyone heard of this?????

No man, it's a fake from China.... If you wanna go hardcore use Celltech Depot! The real deal man!!!! Strong shit!!

**Darkness** · 11-30-2005, 06:33 PM

Any good sources for cell tech? Whats the going price for it? But I heard its more expenssive than a 14 week primo and var for the gains you get!

**wuboy25** · 11-30-2005, 06:53 PM

Originally Posted by Darkness

Any good sources for cell tech?

Man, you're gonna get flamed!!!! Read the rules!!

**Haro3** · 11-30-2005, 07:04 PM

Alright, i just finished my 15 week cycle packing on roughly 125lbs heres the lay out...

Celltech - weeks 1-20 15grams a day! I know this is high but im experienced
Nitro tech - weeks 1-15 25 grams a day, I'm a growing boy

Mass tech - weeks 1-15 25 grams a day
Pump tech - weeks 1-4 at 35 mg ed (pumps were amazing!! bad back pumps though)
Thermogain - weeks 11-15 at 60mg ed 11-15 just to drop a lil and shred up
and of course PCT of beer and beef jerky cuz its high in protein
i know these dosages are a lil high, but im hardcore and thats what jay cutler told me to do via flex magazine

AHAHAHA

***Narkissos*** · 11-30-2005, 07:32 PM

Originally Posted by Haro3

Alright, i just finished my 15 week cycle packing on roughly 125lbs heres the lay out...

Celltech - weeks 1-20 15grams a day! I know this is high but im experienced
Nitro tech - weeks 1-15 25 grams a day, I'm a growing boy

Mass tech - weeks 1-15 25 grams a day
Pump tech - weeks 1-4 at 35 mg ed (pumps were amazing!! bad back pumps though)
Thermogain - weeks 11-15 at 60mg ed 11-15 just to drop a lil and shred up
and of course PCT of beer and beef jerky cuz its high in protein
i know these dosages are a lil high, but im hardcore and thats what jay cutler told me to do via flex magazine

AHAHAHA

Bah... you've been robbed.

I homebrew my Celltech-Enanthate.

Cost me pennies.

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