Roids.

[H4rdcore-HeaveN]

Im wanting to start steroids what type will i need? will be at gym about 5 times a week, im not wanting any no answers :P i want a type for me to start.

[RapaciousShark]

I'd start with a light dose of a prohormone that doesnt aromatise just to see how your pody reacts to it. Do like 4 weeks, with PCT drugs on hand before you even start.

If that goes well then you can get some harder gear a couple months down the road. Don't rush yurself and give yerself tits.

[hugovsilva]

Good luck with someone helping you. I know I won't cause you will likely be hurting yourself.

[H4rdcore-HeaveN]

ok were do i get that from and wot sort of side effects are there!

[hugovsilva]

Start reading around. Steroid profiles and other members' threads. Enjoy.

[DesiBoy]

ok were do i get that from and wot sort of side effects are there!

You need to do a lil more research mate before start asking about roids. I think that you need some time spent in the GYM working out all natural and after you reach you limit to think about some sort of gear. For now stick with a good diet and workout. Good luck bro.

[Getinbgr]

what are your stats? Don't mess with prohormones. Most start with a very basic one compound cycle to test how the body reacts, such as 10-12 weeks of Test E at 250 to 400 MG per week.

[knownutz]

try roidsrus

[RapaciousShark]

actually prohormones work half as well with ALL the sides, come to think of it. Don't mess with roids man too many people regret it more years after. Read all the frantic gyno related threads here.

[tupollo]

http://www.anabolicbooks.com/

[dupa95]

Im wanting to start steroids what type will i need? will be at gym about 5 times a week, im not wanting any no answers :P i want a type for me to start.

Welcome, YOU will need to reaserch. Then YOU will find what is right for YOU. No one will spoon feed you here. Prohormones are VEYRy damaging to you insides. No one here should be handing out advice with out YOUR stats. If you don't know what stats are you got along whay to go. Here is some reading to get you started. http://forums.steroid.com/showthread.php?t=212234

[dupa95]

I'd start with a light dose of a prohormone that doesnt aromatise just to see how your pody reacts to it. Do like 4 weeks, with PCT drugs on hand before you even start.

If that goes well then you can get some harder gear a couple months down the road. Don't rush yurself and give yerself tits.

Advice with no stats hhmmm? what if this person is 16?????

[Big]

Good luck with someone helping you. I know I won't cause you will likely be hurting yourself.

amen

[Big]

Advice with no stats hhmmm? what if this person is 16?????

amen x2

[Mr Tick]

I would guess him to be younger and had a bully picking on him today and ran home and jumped online and googled steroids. Come on now tell me. How close to the truth am i????

[Panzerfaust80]

Im wanting to start steroids what type will i need? will be at gym about 5 times a week, im not wanting any no answers :P i want a type for me to start.

Creatine is good if you melt it, suck it up in syringe then jab it in ya.. just kidding dont do that.

What are your statz? how long u been lifitin for?

[longhorn814]

how about giving your stats, age, weight, diet, etc..my guess is you have no clue about steroids..and you think theyre magic

[KJSolid]

what are your stats? Don't mess with prohormones. Most start with a very basic one compound cycle to test how the body reacts, such as 10-12 weeks of Test E at 250 to 400 MG per week.

We know absolutely nothing about this guy and your telling him to start injecting himself with 400mgs of test. What if he is 14? What if he is 6'3" 105 lbs. Bad advice bro.

[Getinbgr]

We know absolutely nothing about this guy and your telling him to start injecting himself with 400mgs of test. What if he is 14? What if he is 6'3" 105 lbs. Bad advice bro.

I asked for his stats. After asking for his stats, I gave him an extremely mild beginner's cycle, which isn't anything novel, if he takes the time to read the stickeys. Do you feel better about yourself, justified, when you ask a person their age, and they lie to you? We have no capacity to verify what they're telling us, even when we ask. but you feel better, huh? Thus, all we can do is give good information and hope the person receiving it uses it responsibly. I don't play God here, and neither should you, bro. If he asked whether a 16 year-old should use steroids, I tell him, IMO, no.

[Getinbgr]

what are your stats? Don't mess with prohormones. Most start with a very basic one compound cycle to test how the body reacts, such as 10-12 weeks of Test E at 250 to 400 MG per week.

Further point: I told him what "most start with". I didn't approve of it, tell him to do it, tell him thats a reason why he should do it". I was very careful with my comments. There was NO ADVICE, bro.

[im83931]

the best roid out there is a compound called H20. It will give great results.

[Getinbgr]

the best roid out there is a compound called H20. It will give great results.

I'd argue protein, H20 second.

[Panzerfaust80]

Guys his name is hardcore heaven so he must be 1. huge 2. HARDCORE, DUH!! so obviously its okay to help him out with beginner cycle.

[knownutz]

try the board sponsor:

buysteroids.com

[SlammiN]

Guys his name is hardcore heaven so he must be 1. huge 2. HARDCORE, DUH!! so obviously its okay to help him out with beginner cycle.

Hardcore Heaven is a Hardcore event here in the UK, I'm guessing that's what his name refers to. My name is Slammin, referring to Slammin Vinyl, another Hardcore Event. Just guessing though, could be wrong.

[jerseyboy]

Some steakabol and eggsanon would be a good cycle. Maybe even some chicken depot.

[im83931]

Oh Yeah steakabol, my favorite! Eggsanon is good too but my family complains about the side effects, it seems to breakdown into a more sulfuric based compound in my system.

[exodito]

Tunabol works the best for me at low doses.

[Big]

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[jerseyboy]

He's 18, from Scotland and he doesn't even go to the gym yet.

[TexasX]

Some steakabol and eggsanon would be a good cycle. Maybe even some chicken depot.

LOL!! I laughed so hard, I spit my coffee all over my monitor!

[Njord]

I asked for his stats. After asking for his stats, I gave him an extremely mild beginner's cycle, which isn't anything novel, if he takes the time to read the stickeys. Do you feel better about yourself, justified, when you ask a person their age, and they lie to you? We have no capacity to verify what they're telling us, even when we ask. but you feel better, huh? Thus, all we can do is give good information and hope the person receiving it uses it responsibly. I don't play God here, and neither should you, bro. If he asked whether a 16 year-old should use steroids, I tell him, IMO, no.

He's 18 5'9 and weights 154 lbs. He has not been in the gym for over a year. Still want to recommend the "extremely mild" beginners cycle?
It's not a question about playing god on here, but about giving good advice. Sure some people will lie about their stats and there is nothing you can do about that. But most people will tell you the truth if you ask them.
I have been burned in the past by giving cycle advice to posters without asking for their stats and age. Now I don't post anything until I have that information.
KJSolid merely pointed out that we didn't know anything about this guy, and shouldn't be giving him cycle advise.

[jerseyboy]

Shit I don't car if he's 230lbs 18 ain't old enough either.

[Big Baller]

Check out this section. If anything it will familiarize you with the gibberish everyone is saying.
http://forums.steroid.com/forumdisplay.php?f=12

[jerseyboy]

That link doesn't work and what gibberish are you talking about?

[legobricks]

Wow more newbies giving out sound advice! There are more then just the thread starter that needs to start researching before giving ANY advice. Little do people realize but steroids are not "Magic Pills" and make you get huge in 3 months. Food is the best substance for you body, eat big to get big as I always say. I Learned all this stuff the hardway and that as why guys such as jersyboy, dupa95, IGM, hugosilva, desiboy, and longhorn. etc...are giving you advice to NOT do it. This is due to the fact that your lack of dieting, gym experience and dedication is subpar. If your around long enough and listen you'll find out who is giving out sound advice, many experienced guys here. And Ill say thnak you to the guys who DO know what they are doing and are willing to help the newcomers (as mentioned, sorry if i forgot anyone).

[Big Baller]

That link doesn't work and what gibberish are you talking about?

Yeah the link works. It goes right to the educational threads.

And the "gibberish" I was refering to are all the abbreviations & nicknames everyone has for certain things.

But as I re read the posts.... LMAO!!!! I just realized what was going on.. tunabol, steakbol, and eggsanon?? But I would also take some suckiteasy when using those 3.