All oral cycle for my friend

[lowep3]

Okay guys, I have this friend. 17 yrs old and been lifting off and on for six weeks. He has hit the wall and cannot make any more gains so he is going to do a cycle. His stats are:

17 years old
5'6"
wt 135
BF 28%

He doesn't like needles and doesn't think he can hide them from his mother so he is going all oral. Here is what he is thinking.

1-14 Anavar 60 mg ed
1-6 Dbol 60mg ed
6-10 A-bombs 60 mg ed
10-14 Winny 60 mg ed

PCT
15-16 300 mg asprin ED, 64 oz of Gatorade ED

He is going to use plenty of prune juice to clean out his liver while on and will not run any of the harsh orals for more that six weeks before switching to another.

As far as diet he plans to eat two school lunches ED to make sure he gets enough cals

What do you think?






found this on another forum and thought i'd share. figured everyone could use a laugh

[admirals56]

hope your friend can aford a new liver

[admirals56]

wow pct of gatorade never heard that 1 before

[Crest]

shit i actually started writting a serious response to that! lmao



yer man that looks great run it

[Ark22]

There are so many things wrong within this post and i dont know where to start...

[admirals56]

28%bf does your friend workout

[admirals56]

haha lol i just read the bottom

[lowep3]

:WARNING: everyone, please keep in my this is a joke. not to be taken seriously! you will not gain an ounce of knowledge from this thread.

[CheddaNips]

:WARNING: everyone, please keep in my this is a joke. not to be taken seriously! you will not gain an ounce of knowledge from this thread.

then why post it

[Panzerfaust80]

then why post it

Because it's funny and who dosen't like to laugh?

btw CheddaNips (lol funny name) wicked pic of arnie in ur avy bro.. look at those f'in deltz!

[lowep3]

Because it's funny and who dosen't like to laugh?

haha^ agree.

[meathead320]

PCT
15-16 300 mg asprin ED, 64 oz of Gatorade ED

I dissagree with the PCT.

That is not enough.

It can be really hard to kickstart the natural test production after a cylce without hcg.

However is CAN be done. What he needs to do is find the chick in school that hates boys/men/males the most, and pay her 50$ to kick him in the nads as hard as possible.

This will "kickstart" his natural testosterone production again.


Glad I could help.

[soccer#3]

wow pct of gatorade never heard that 1 before

its the best recovery and u keep all the gains

[Panzerfaust80]

Nah bros you got it all wrong, I hear Powerade has shown to be a much better AI than Gatorade.


here's my PCT:

week 1-5 : 4 cans Redbull/day
week 2-5 : 500 ml/Powerade/day
week 4&5 : 1000 ml/Coca-cola (Diet) /day

Trying to spike my insulin levels on last couple weeks with some good potent Coca-cola.. Ive read the aspartame in diet coke leads to faster protein synthesis and overall well-being. I got all my PCT from a reliable source so Im not worried about that.

[feanixco]

This thread is absolutely ridiculous. TAKE ME VERY SERIOUSLY WHEN I SAY ..... He is 17 holy crap he should be eating turkey, chicken, protein shakes, fruit and vegetables. Stay away from fast food because I don't understand how he can be 135 lbs and 28% BF. It's so sad that these kids think AAS is the easy way out. Listen here, I understand you want to be in shape and look good at your age but you haven't even gotten close to your genetic potential. TRAIN HARD AND EAT RIGHT!!! Stay away from gear and let your body naturally mature!!!!! Does anyone think he will listen to this?

[Panzerfaust80]

This thread is absolutely ridiculous. TAKE ME VERY SERIOUSLY WHEN I SAY ..... He is 17 holy crap he should be eating turkey, chicken, protein shakes, fruit and vegetables. Stay away from fast food because I don't understand how he can be 135 lbs and 28% BF. It's so sad that these kids think AAS is the easy way out. Listen here, I understand you want to be in shape and look good at your age but you haven't even gotten close to your genetic potential. TRAIN HARD AND EAT RIGHT!!! Stay away from gear and let your body naturally mature!!!!! Does anyone think he will listen to this?

this whole thread is a joke bro..

[admirals56]

i deffinetly think he will listen to panzer as everybody will agree his was the best pct protacol yo follow

[taiboxa]

this reminds me when they were posting cycles of porn stars ><

[Crest]

what does a pornstar cycle look like?

[kick6]

what does a pornstar cycle look like?

I'd be interested to know too! I once heard they take clomid to make their loads bigger.

[meathead320]

I'd be interested to know too! I once heard they take clomid to make their loads bigger.

No joke,

250 iu. of hcg 2* a week will give massive loads of semen.

I would not suggest using more than that, like the absurd doses of 5,000 iu. etc... that guys were using, badly, as pct only 5 years ago.

The stuff ruins the leydig cells to the testes at such doses.

However, doses under 500 iu. once or twice a week are safe, and effective to prevent testicular atrophy while on TRT, or a long duration cycle.

One bonus effect is that the semen volume increase is very big, even at low doses.

[CheddaNips]

I kinda feel like a dick for my above post. I didnt read the bottom where it said we could use a laugh. My bad.

but my loads have been HUGE lately. Clomid and HCG on my PCT. It kinda hurts alot tho.

[in_nujerz]

this shit is hilarious

[hobbs9963]

Too damn funny. I'm going to start buying prune juice by the case.

[Only_Patience]

Did he ever run the cycle? Im anxious to see bc I wanna add gatorade to my pct but all I can find its grape and I heard fruit punch is #1.. Any ideas please.. Also could I run my pct throughout a cycle or would that stunt gains bc I dont wanna pee to much then I lose mass!