Going to the Doctor with a possible infection

[the fly]

What am I supposed to say to the doctor?
“I have major pain in both my ass cheeks; it must be splinters from that roofing job I did" and "pay no attention to my build"

[RapaciousShark]

He probably won;t give a shit that you do roids. You might get a lecture, but if you want effective treatment you need to tell him/her that you shot up.

[the fly]

He probably won;t give a shit that you do roids. You might get a lecture, but if you want effective treatment you need to tell him/her that you shot up.

Thanks! but i think my ass feels better this morning.

[jaydub]

I went to a doc over some injection pain that wouldn't go away. i just told him I tried B-12.... he gave me a look that screamed BS, but he fixd me