I've had gyno under my left nip for almost a year. Not visible but painful at times. Last cycle was over 2 years ago and gyno started 6 or more months after ended cycle. Cycle was Prop/tren both at 100mg ED. OK here is the kinda funny part.
About 9 months ago my wife was in a car accident(no this isn't the funny part, assholes). So, she's seeing a doc for it. During one of her visits I tell him about my Gyno. He says, it probably is due to antacids. WTF. Pretty much blows me off. So a couple of weeks ago I schedule an appointment to get blood work for it. Everything comes back fine. Test and thyroid levels are fine. Ofcourse they are haven't been on cycle in 2 years. So he schedules me for a mamograhm. Here comes the funny.
I go to a Breast specialty clinic. I fill out all my paper work and wait to be called. Finally a nurse calls Mrs. ********(didn't think I'd give my real name did you?). So, my wife and I stand up and walk toward her. She says very hatefully, Mrs.******** ONLY. Before I can say I am Mr. ******* she says it again. Now i'm pissed and say Look at the first name, I'm the patient not her. She says, Oh! I start to follow her back and the nurse says you wife can come back if she wants. WTF? i just got yelled at and now this bitch is Ms. Bedside Manner.
I get back there and now the radiologist comes in. Looks at my wife and tells her to take her shirt and bra off, and put on a gown. Then she looks at me and says, I'm not allowed back there during the procedure. I say, I'm the one here for the P-R-O-C-E-D-U-R-E( In my best Ron White voice). i get another, Oh!
For those of you who have not had the privelage of this P-R-O-C-E-D-U-R-E, I will explain. Next she tells me to take my shirt off. I didn't get offered a gown. This big machine starts moving toward me. Then she grabs my titty(the sore one) and tries to smoosh it between a huge plastic vise. Making it look like a pancake. After manipulating my sore titty into various shapes with the vise, I'm finally done. I get to put back on my shirt, but my dignity is nowhere to be found.
Anyway, no cancer just gyno. Go to the Doc next week to find out what options are. So if You know someone who has had this P-R-O-C-E-D-U-R-E gie them a hug, I know I could have used one.
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Originally Posted by lex57
