Okay, so a friend of mine brought up those old jeff foxworthy "you know you're a redneck if"....jokes last night, mostly in response to the will ferrel best of saturday night live episode (where bush and ashcroft do the "you might be a terrorist" bit). Anyway, we turned it into a whole "if you...then you might be a builder" type thing and some were pretty funny. Not sure where it belongs, so i'll put it with the traffic till it gets moved.
If your idea of a "spoil yourself" desert is a lowfat black cherry parfait yogurt, you might be a bodybuilder.
If you stare wishfully at bottles of aquaFINA, oblivious in your gaze to the outside world, you just might be a bodybuilder.
Okay, so i'm bored at work, stuck here till 9:00 (how i hate workstudy) and could really use the amusement....anyone got any good ones?