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    Faking blood results for low test?

    Is it possible to fake your results or dramatically lower your natty test a few days prior to a blood test?
    Not sure why this popped into my head but I figure legal ramifications would be less likely if someone were prescribed instead of using illegally, not to mention it would be a whole lot cheaper.

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    no one is going to be too willing to help you out with that. Maybe a small dose of deca would shut you down before a testosterone test but I have no idea if that would help. Also it may somehow show up in the test that you used the deca. I think you should just try and find a reputable source some other way. What you are suggesting would be considered fraud which is also illegal.

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    a couple of hundred miligrams npp two weeks prior to your test should do the trick. Even if the doctor suspects something, he isn't going to give your blood test to the cops for god sake, doctor patient is like lawyer client.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    a couple of hundred miligrams npp two weeks prior to your test should do the trick. Even if the doctor suspects something, he isn't going to give your blood test to the cops for god sake, doctor patient is like lawyer client.
    Can you elaborate on NPP?

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    nandrolone phenyl prop
    it's deca (nadrolone deconate) with a shorter ester
    not that deca wouldn't work too, might just take a slightly higher dose

    depo provera would work great too and might be easier to get cause it isn't a C-III

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    nandrolone phenyl prop
    it's deca (nadrolone deconate) with a shorter ester
    not that deca wouldn't work too, might just take a slightly higher dose

    depo provera would work great too and might be easier to get cause it isn't a C-III
    Thanks for the info.

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    Great info thanks

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    How much and for how long should one run the deca to supress the test levels before a blood test?

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    1 shot of deca 2 weeks before, I don't know how much, I'd try something like 400mg. I really think depo provera would be the best for purely supressing test production though. It's what they give to sex criminals to make their penis not work aka chemical castration.

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    Quote Originally Posted by redz View Post
    no one is going to be too willing to help you out with that. Maybe a small dose of deca would shut you down before a testosterone test but I have no idea if that would help. Also it may somehow show up in the test that you used the deca. I think you should just try and find a reputable source some other way. What you are suggesting would be considered fraud which is also illegal.
    Just an idea, I doubt it would be considered fraud though. I've worked in hospitals and seen thousands of people come in that are addicted to prescription drugs, they will say and do almost anything to get a fix and they usually get what they want. I've never seen anyone prosecuted, the most they do is tell them no and refer them to treatment.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kratos View Post
    1 shot of deca 2 weeks before, I don't know how much, I'd try something like 400mg. I really think depo provera would be the best for purely supressing test production though. It's what they give to sex criminals to make their penis not work aka chemical castration.
    Cool... Thanks, I will look into the depo provera .

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    Most places I am seeing is asking for a prescription for the depo provera !

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    Quote Originally Posted by cpreasha View Post
    Most places I am seeing is asking for a prescription for the depo provera !
    Seems kinda tough to get, but from what I've read so far it will shut you down for approx 3 weeks

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    Cool, now, just to be able to get my hands on some. The quest is on.

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    this is a very good question.. about time....why didint I think of that...bastards

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    Quote Originally Posted by ricanmafia View Post
    this is a very good question.. about time....why didint I think of that...bastards
    its been asked before.. you would just have to dig it up..

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    Fraud?...seriously...no no no....advice is worth what u pay for it....except od course mine
    u dont even have to use Deca ...just run test...prior...
    or do a test cycle...come off it and get tested......there are clinics that u can go to to get your own bloodwork done...independant labratories.....the one where i live charges 22$ to do a testosterone level test......make sure its low then go see an Endo

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    A few shots of test I doubt would drop your test level, prolly just spike and then drop to baseline. Post test cycle, yeah levels are likely to be low due to glandular atrophy.

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    I`m pretty sure it is fraud....

    wilkopedia says:

    A deception deliberately practiced in order to secure unfair or unlawful gain.

    I never said you would get caught meerly explaining it is illegal.

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    Quote Originally Posted by redz View Post
    I`m pretty sure it is fraud....

    wilkopedia says:

    A deception deliberately practiced in order to secure unfair or unlawful gain.

    I never said you would get caught meerly explaining it is illegal.
    Who even cares if its fraud? This is an AAS board, jeez capeez!

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    Iam not sure unless you admit that you took deca to intentially lower your test results, then it could be considered fraud. But if you dont admit it, or he catches you all you got to do is say your on steroids . Nothing about fraud.

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    Unless your doc wears a police uniform to work I wouldn't worry about it.

    Quick story, so this guy needs surgery for chronic pain, he's been put on the surgery schedule like 3 times and he doesn't show up. The final time he is put on the schedule he doesn't show up but the doc calls him at his house and wakes him up. The guy shows up to the hospital and gets ready for surgery. Just before he says, doc is it a problem I did (insert injectable substance that starts with an H here) last night, I only did 4 bags. Doc's like WTF, go home, never come to my office again.

    They have no intrest in busting you.

    And as long as they have the bloodwork/evidence they did nothing wrong by giving you the juice, most don't care. They are more concerned with covering their own ass.
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    Hmm wonder if there is a natural way to lower test..
    mass amounts of soy!
    I found depo provera online but I'm reluctant to order from a random online pharmacy

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    For those interested in depo provera, check this out.
    http://www.heretical.com/money/soffence.html

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