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    dbol up my ass ?

    ok so i thought of this as a joke from the worst quotes thread,

    but it got me thinking about absorption rates,,

    so dbol up your ass ( as suppository ) ?


    discuss

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    this has been discussed. my question is why the hell would you want to take an oral (any really) steroid up the ass??

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    Absorption rate or not, I don't care how well it would work, I wouldn't stick anything up my @$$.

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    Unresolved oedipus issues?

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    i just think it funny how ppl think that there assholes have the ability to breakdown a solid pill.

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    who has a male on male picture..may be able to advise

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    Quote Originally Posted by NATE0406 View Post
    i just think it funny how ppl think that there assholes have the ability to breakdown a solid pill.

    Some of us, are, well...assholish

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    I can't imagine the first person who thought this up too.... "Hmmmm, although swallowing this pill is easy, I wonder how well it would work up my @$$ ?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by going4ripped View Post
    I can't imagine the first person who thought this up too.... "Hmmmm, although swallowing this pill is easy, I wonder how well it would work up my @$$ ?"
    I know, im glad i was the second person to think of shoving it up my ass, how stupid would i look if i was the first person, what a moron

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    it would be a foolish idea and absorbtion would be reduced. plus, how are you going to keep it up there? butt plug?

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    Quote Originally Posted by thecivilizedanimal View Post
    ok so i thought of this as a joke from the worst quotes thread,

    but it got me thinking about absorption rates,,

    so dbol up your ass ( as suppository ) ?


    discuss

    i doubt it would be possible to fit any dbol in your ass as long as your head remains there.


    remember kids... post count is not correlated to knowledge.

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    metallica was going to call their first album Metal Up Your Ass, but the record company wouldnt put it out so they had to settle for Kill em All.

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    does lion's liquid products work up the ass???? cause im starting clen ???? jk ahhahaa

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    Quote Originally Posted by NATE0406 View Post
    i just think it funny how ppl think that there assholes have the ability to breakdown a solid pill.
    actuually, it would work... there are more absorbtion points in the colon then in most of the digestive tract thus the reason people get colonics, cause the impacted feces continues to allow absorbtion of toxins back into the system... it works the same wityh alcoohol... you will get drunk way faster and harder with less of it off pouring alcohol up your ass then you will from drinking it... JUST A SAD USELESS FACT i know... I believe they showed it on spike tv show Manswers

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    Quote Originally Posted by Amorphic View Post
    it would be a foolish idea and absorbtion would be reduced. plus, how are you going to keep it up there? butt plug?
    incorrect, absorption would be increased cause it would completely by pass the liver same as alcohol... would be a waste though if you had to take a dump 2 minutes later... at least the sewer rats would get diesel

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    PS, instead of shoving things up you butt, your better off for increased absorbtion to hold it under your tounge for as long as you can stand the taste and as long as yo can go without swallowing... absorpbtion under the tounge will get some past he liver too

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    If anyone needs help administering the pill let me know.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DSM4Life View Post
    If anyone needs help administering the pill let me know.
    LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!! CLASSIC!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by DSM4Life View Post
    If anyone needs help administering the pill let me know.
    I was wondering when u will show up.......better late then never I guess.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DSM4Life View Post
    If anyone needs help administering the pill let me know.
    lol ...

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