Originally Posted by
48volts
Just go down like you have no idea what the F is going on. 3 things can happen;
1) FBI has been waiting for you for the past couple of days down at the post office, drinking coffee and eating chinese, until you come down to get your letter so they can arrest you. In which case you'll go to jail for 12 hours, get released, and eventually sentenced to community service at the worst.
2) You go down and the hourly-paid postal office employees forcefully hold you down until police arrive...and you got yourself a nice lawsuit against usps.
3) you go down and get your letter and drive back home.
I'm thinking it might be #1. Good luck.