And I don't recommend it. I was doing some deads, just warming up with 315 lbs. and they snapped in twain, in twain I say. I knew better too since my training partner kept saying they were gonna go anytime but I just shoved him (hard) and adamantly maintained, "They're still good! They're still good!" Anyways, so I'm on rep 10 and it's all good until I hit the top of my rep and bam the left one goes and the weight crashes to the floor and cuts up my leg. It wasn't too bad but it's the principle of the thing. I looked kinda dumb and everyone was giving me the 'evil eye' so I immediately removed my pants and rubbed mustard all up and down my legs and applied a healthy smattering to my choda to divert attention away from my little accident. Needless to say the plan worked like a charm and at that moment, my favorite Cindy Lauper song came on and so I danced like I have never danced before. I began humping the fallen barbell which I think really helped win over the crowd. People were cheering for me by the end of the song and a single tear ran down my cheek when the slow clap began.
Well, everything up to the mustard part is true. And yes, my favorite Cindy Lauper song did come on but I just masturbated in the corner as opposed to outright dancing.
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