Going on a Cruise

[beefjr22]

Im goin on a cruise over thanksgiving to mexico and a few other places..... i was gonna check out tha local pharmacies.... I was wondering what would be the best way to get back through customs with my merchandise. Ive been on several cruises and im pretty sure i could have taped between my legs or something. I was just wondering if anyones ever done this or if theres any better ideas out there.

[Bigmax]

Bro,now why would anybody post the best way to get thru customs???..that would be fixed as soon as any fed read the post.....we dont need to talk about that on here....do you have any questions on compounds or need advise??.you're welcome to it.

[rock75]

Big, what if I had two different kinds of steroids would it better to tape them to my right nut or my left nut?

[BritishColumbian]

maybe you could just inject them all and when you get back, work out like crazy...?

[JiGGaMaN]

Yeah, since I am the almighty king of customs, I answer this one. Ok, you got about 5-6 customs officers checking a few thousand people coming off a cruise. If you are with your family, you will have a very good chance that they will not look through your bags. However, if you put everything in your pockets you will be fine. They have to be reasonably suspicious of you to search your body. If you arent some low-life goon you can walk through no problem.

[MercyDog]

always consider the flip side of being caught and ask yourself...........

[beefjr22]

Bro,now why would anybody post the best way to get thru customs???..that would be fixed as soon as any fed read the post.....we dont need to talk about that on here....do you have any questions on compounds or need advise??.you're welcome to it.

Yeah my bad....... I've pretty much decided against it, i could try to mail it back but i think im just gonna relax and enjoy the vacation

[smokeyd]

take some fishing string and tie it to your balcony and then carry it off the boat with you then put your gear in a bag attached to the string and when you leave in the dead of night pull it back up to your room thats how the pros do it you know lol

[JiGGaMaN]

take some fishing string and tie it to your balcony and then carry it off the boat with you then put your gear in a bag attached to the string and when you leave in the dead of night pull it back up to your room thats how the pros do it you know lol

Too bad they dont check you on your way off the boat. They have a customs building at all int'l ports. But they usually have cops pull up as the ships pulling in to scare people. pocket it. ****kkkkkkkkk.

[wukillabee]

Too bad they dont check you on your way off the boat. They have a customs building at all int'l ports. But they usually have cops pull up as the ships pulling in to scare people. pocket it. ****kkkkkkkkk.

Thats great and all but almost got caught! Me and my girl went on a 5 day baja cruise to ensenada and all that. Thought id get some gear in ensenada, this was like 2 years ago. Did my research, found some fakes, real ones where wayyy too much, long story short didn't buy anything i shouldn't have. Now its the last night of the cruise and we partied as we should. We wake up a 5am to hear someone knocking on our door, mind you we where sleeping naked of course. I throw on some boxers and answer to see 5 customs officers standing there with their k-9 dog. He asks me to step into the hall while he searchs the room. They ran sacked our cabin, went through everything, i mean everything! Dog was in the bed, bathroom, everywhere like he was gonna sniff something good to charge us with. They were total assholes the whole time treating us like we're criminals or drug dealers. This went on for about 45 minutes then they took our passports saying we have to claim them in person when we get off the ship. All this with of course no explanation, dont you love this country? We get off, go to customs to get our passports to see all of our luggage was searched through as well.

Long Story short, FU*K CUSTOMS! You know how much those pieces of sh*ts get paid? Poverty level, start off round $35,000 a year. No wonder why they're such dicks!

Dont risk it bro, look but dont touch when you go down there. Sure i maybe that 1% but so can you and is it worth it for a cycle or two? Look for a local source and if your really interested in takin this final step then you'll find one. DONT RISK IT! Others may and not get caught while others do. Dont be a statistic bro!

[nah man]

i was on the same cruise to ensenada nothing crzy like that happened. but we did get some cubans..all they do is take the labels off and ship them to your house adress and you just take the cigars on board with you smoke them enjoy them whatever you want.

[rhino1]

Im thinking about gettin some juice from mexico on a cruise....

no wait

I have a local ugl....almost forgot...

[rhino1]

and it ships within 3 days

[smokeyd]

arnt you special lol