Spankfest 2009! What is going on with me?

I'm taking 125 mg of test c every 5 days. Yes, you read that correctly - 125 every 5 days. Do the math, thats less than 200 mg a week!

And yet, for whatever reason, I am bouncing around town like a nuclear-powered pogostick.

I jerked it 4 times in less than 1.5 hours last night. I had to get off the treadmill yesterday because I started getting a hard-on just from glancing at this chicks smoking hot thighs! I took my d*ck out and started slapping it against my wifes face last night in her sleep!

Okay, I made that last one up, but the rest of them are true. :1laugh: What the F is wrong me? I've taken test at 500mg a week before, and even though I was a raging bull in the sack, its never been like this before.

All I see when I close my eyes are tits gyrating, I have dreams about fingering random girls 24/7!

Now I have stopped the whole cycling process as I realized after a few times that Im a super recoverer, and I'm not worried about restarting the natural hpta with recovery drugs once the wife is ready for a little tike. I've been on blast and cruise for about 7 months now. Nothing serious, test primo then a month cruise at 200mg a week, then a test deca and now im settling back down to cruise.

But man! Like this is getting serious! Im starting to think I might have some kinda of wonderful brain damage. Perhaps I should consider a future in porn. I guess only time will tell...

Lmao !!!

:7up:

I agree its hilarious, but disturbingly true!

welcome to my life

its a great one!!

I've been spakin it 4 times every 1.5 hours since I was 13...

I mean...I'm always horny, I don't notice any increase on cycle, I'm ready to rock anytime, anywhere. Thank god the internet was invented for porn.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...43841227974645

TM

thanks for letting us all in on your masturbation habits fellas...... telling us that you are extremely horny would suffice

That said, i am extremely horny with anywhere from 300mg- 600mg of test per week. If i do too much test i start feeling it less. Maybe the estro? So i think that you are fine. Also, you may have overdosed test now, or underdosed test in the past. Something to think about.

Well... Do you use a good AI and something to combat SBGH while on higher doses? If not your probably actually seeing a better free Test to Estrogen ratio at a lower dose now.

I've noticed that with myself.

And I sneak out for 3am porn too lol

yeah, iknow thats what the problem is. winstrol was recomended to me at the time (for its shbg binding properties) to help because the only letro i can get is fake or super under dosed. Real letro causes joint pain for me after a few weeks.

Get an AI or Novaldex from a research company

Stories like this always make me wonder why anyone wouldn't add test to every cycle? Test is the greatest steroid ever! Slapping your wife in the face, funny stuff.

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Originally Posted by nhl1

I'm taking 125 mg of test c every 5 days. Yes, you read that correctly - 125 every 5 days. Do the math, thats less than 200 mg a week!

And yet, for whatever reason, I am bouncing around town like a nuclear-powered pogostick.

I jerked it 4 times in less than 1.5 hours last night. I had to get off the treadmill yesterday because I started getting a hard-on just from glancing at this chicks smoking hot thighs! I took my d*ck out and started slapping it against my wifes face last night in her sleep!

Okay, I made that last one up, but the rest of them are true. :1laugh: What the F is wrong me? I've taken test at 500mg a week before, and even though I was a raging bull in the sack, its never been like this before.

All I see when I close my eyes are tits gyrating, I have dreams about fingering random girls 24/7!

Now I have stopped the whole cycling process as I realized after a few times that Im a super recoverer, and I'm not worried about restarting the natural hpta with recovery drugs once the wife is ready for a little tike. I've been on blast and cruise for about 7 months now. Nothing serious, test primo then a month cruise at 200mg a week, then a test deca and now im settling back down to cruise.

But man! Like this is getting serious! Im starting to think I might have some kinda of wonderful brain damage. Perhaps I should consider a future in porn. I guess only time will tell...

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AWWWW...the joys of testosterone:haha:

Have you been wearing the wolf shirt at all? This could be the differnce.

http://forums.steroid.com/anabolic-lounge-off-topic-discussion/368368-any-you-man-enough-wolf-shirt.html

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Originally Posted by higherdesire

Have you been wearing the wolf shirt at all? This could be the differnce.

http://forums.steroid.com/showthread.php?t=368368

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i wear my wolf shirt to the gym... cant even workout cause all the audigraphs i gota sign on girls tits...
guess ill wear a normal shirt from now on...:tear: