Spankfest 2009! What is going on with me?

[nhl1]

I'm taking 125 mg of test c every 5 days. Yes, you read that correctly - 125 every 5 days. Do the math, thats less than 200 mg a week!

And yet, for whatever reason, I am bouncing around town like a nuclear-powered pogostick.

I jerked it 4 times in less than 1.5 hours last night. I had to get off the treadmill yesterday because I started getting a hard-on just from glancing at this chicks smoking hot thighs! I took my d*ck out and started slapping it against my wifes face last night in her sleep!

Okay, I made that last one up, but the rest of them are true. What the F is wrong me? I've taken test at 500mg a week before, and even though I was a raging bull in the sack, its never been like this before.

All I see when I close my eyes are tits gyrating, I have dreams about fingering random girls 24/7!

Now I have stopped the whole cycling process as I realized after a few times that Im a super recoverer, and I'm not worried about restarting the natural hpta with recovery drugs once the wife is ready for a little tike. I've been on blast and cruise for about 7 months now. Nothing serious, test primo then a month cruise at 200mg a week, then a test deca and now im settling back down to cruise.

But man! Like this is getting serious! Im starting to think I might have some kinda of wonderful brain damage. Perhaps I should consider a future in porn. I guess only time will tell...

[Kale]

Lmao !!!

[nhl1]

I agree its hilarious, but disturbingly true!

[Dukkit]

welcome to my life

its a great one!!

[Thunder Monkey]

I've been spakin it 4 times every 1.5 hours since I was 13...

I mean...I'm always horny, I don't notice any increase on cycle, I'm ready to rock anytime, anywhere. Thank god the internet was invented for porn.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...43841227974645

TM

[millionairemurph]

thanks for letting us all in on your masturbation habits fellas...... telling us that you are extremely horny would suffice

That said, i am extremely horny with anywhere from 300mg- 600mg of test per week. If i do too much test i start feeling it less. Maybe the estro? So i think that you are fine. Also, you may have overdosed test now, or underdosed test in the past. Something to think about.

[DrSauce99]

Well... Do you use a good AI and something to combat SBGH while on higher doses? If not your probably actually seeing a better free Test to Estrogen ratio at a lower dose now.

I've noticed that with myself.

And I sneak out for 3am porn too lol

[millionairemurph]

yeah, iknow thats what the problem is. winstrol was recomended to me at the time (for its shbg binding properties) to help because the only letro i can get is fake or super under dosed. Real letro causes joint pain for me after a few weeks.

[DrSauce99]

Get an AI or Novaldex from a research company

[DS21]

Stories like this always make me wonder why anyone wouldn't add test to every cycle? Test is the greatest steroid ever! Slapping your wife in the face, funny stuff.

[Ashop]

I'm taking 125 mg of test c every 5 days. Yes, you read that correctly - 125 every 5 days. Do the math, thats less than 200 mg a week!

And yet, for whatever reason, I am bouncing around town like a nuclear-powered pogostick.

I jerked it 4 times in less than 1.5 hours last night. I had to get off the treadmill yesterday because I started getting a hard-on just from glancing at this chicks smoking hot thighs! I took my d*ck out and started slapping it against my wifes face last night in her sleep!

Okay, I made that last one up, but the rest of them are true. What the F is wrong me? I've taken test at 500mg a week before, and even though I was a raging bull in the sack, its never been like this before.

All I see when I close my eyes are tits gyrating, I have dreams about fingering random girls 24/7!

Now I have stopped the whole cycling process as I realized after a few times that Im a super recoverer, and I'm not worried about restarting the natural hpta with recovery drugs once the wife is ready for a little tike. I've been on blast and cruise for about 7 months now. Nothing serious, test primo then a month cruise at 200mg a week, then a test deca and now im settling back down to cruise.

But man! Like this is getting serious! Im starting to think I might have some kinda of wonderful brain damage. Perhaps I should consider a future in porn. I guess only time will tell...

AWWWW...the joys of testosterone

[higherdesire]

Have you been wearing the wolf shirt at all? This could be the differnce.

http://forums.steroid.com/showthread.php?t=368368

[UncleD]

Have you been wearing the wolf shirt at all? This could be the differnce.

http://forums.steroid.com/showthread.php?t=368368

i wear my wolf shirt to the gym... cant even workout cause all the audigraphs i gota sign on girls tits...
guess ill wear a normal shirt from now on...