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  1. 02-22-2009, 08:13 AM #1
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    1st cycle advice! (noob)

    Hi guys im 16 years old 6'2" 145 lbs and 2% body fat. I joined my local gym last week and have been doing mainly upper body workouts (don't want to do legs, hate it!) I'm considering a dbol only cycle since it will be my first time, my friend has dbol so I will get it off of him and pay him back later (when my dad pays me my back allowance that he owes me ><)... I have a few questions before I start:


    1. How do I go about injecting the dbol?

    2. I got a lot of mixed information about the amount to take, I heard 5mg everyday is good from one person, while another told me 300mg per day, there was one other guy who said it only needs to be shot every three and a half days not everyday... OMG SO CONFUSING?!?!

    3. Is it ok, even tho I'm underage (don't tell anybody :P) to drink alcohol while on cycle? I don't drink much just 2-3x a week MAX and I NEVER drink more then a 12 pack

    4. I can only eat a MAX of 3x a day (mostly 2x depending) because of my busy school schedule (high school sux!) I'm a vegan so I was kind of hoping my body could be trained to use carbs to build muscle? I heard that post work out you could get your body to do this?!

    5. Will my private parts get smaller then they already are? (If so I will have to consider suicide)

    6. Will I get back hair? Will I lose the hair on my head?

    7. last but not least: i just got out of detox for opiates and I'm wondering, if god forbid I relapse and get back on the H will it mess up my gains?

    Thanks in advance!!!!!
  2. 02-22-2009, 08:22 AM #2
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    Please tell me this is a joke.
  3. 02-22-2009, 08:29 AM #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by LATS60 View Post
    Please tell me this is a joke.
    Good God...I hope so.

    Either way...at 16, your hair WILL fall out, you will get horrible back hair and acne from D-bol, and it makes your penis shrink. And since your so young, your penis may not grow back....EVER!
  4. 02-22-2009, 08:30 AM #4
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    Got to be a joke lol... And a stupid one at that...
  5. 02-22-2009, 08:55 AM #5
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    go away.....you are way to young and should not be a member here
  6. 02-22-2009, 09:04 AM #6
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    has to be a Joke, if it isn't it certainly is now !!
  7. 02-22-2009, 09:12 AM #7
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    thats scary
  8. 02-22-2009, 09:17 AM #8
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    This is a joke for sure. Gotta be.
  9. 02-22-2009, 09:21 AM #9
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    man i thought i was nieve for doing a dbol cycle, this bloke is nuts!!!!

    READ UP PAL!!!!!

    7 days training????
    try 7 years and then come back!!!!
    Last edited by bifda; 02-22-2009 at 09:27 AM.
  10. 02-22-2009, 09:44 AM #10
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    pffft. someone is bored.

    read his other posts.

    It's a "joke"
  11. 02-22-2009, 10:27 AM #11
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    dnt believe it for one second with over 100 posts, 16years olds would have said something by now lol
  12. 02-22-2009, 10:54 AM #12
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    terribly bored ><
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