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    Best way to inj YOUR SELF in gluts?

    Ok im going to try get it in my Virgin ass today . I have shot in quads all along but they are just too sore and i need to have a sick leg day next week. I have searched around but i wanna hear some of you out on whats the best and easiest way to inj your self in gluts?

    ....also will my ass get sore after like my quads did?

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    standing upright, lean on the opposite leg of the injection site. then turn your body and inject into the right cheek with the left hand, and use the right hand to keep the syringe stable.

    It shouldn't be as sore, glutes recover the fastest of any of the injection sites. (using a mirror for this whole procedure)

    i guess it really depends on what you're injecting though. prop will still hurt. high concentrations will still hurt, etc..

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    i dont know if its me.. but i have shot litlerally hundreds of times atleast and not one time did i have a problem.. i think a couple times i was sore.. i know it was stupid but when i was younger i used a needle 4-5 times over and that was sticking it through the plunger everytime.. lol well not that i will do that anymore.. i think it depends on how clean your gear is too also.. well stick away...

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    you could go somewhere else if the butt's too much trouble, like a delt.
    also draw a small circle on the butt outlining the area you want. it will be akward to do this the first time. remember to try and go in straight and not at the angle your twisted body will want you to go in at.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LexusIS09 View Post
    standing upright, lean on the opposite leg of the injection site. then turn your body and inject into the right cheek with the left hand, and use the right hand to keep the syringe stable. ..
    LOL, I would never be able to do this, WOW that is some flexible stuff right there. I use right hand right glute , LH/LG.

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    right cheek left hand wtf.. i dont think i can reach that far.. lol..

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    thats funny... just cuurious, are you reaching across the front or the back?

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    OH MAN...my ass is not a V anymore lol. i stud on one left leg and shot my right qlute, it wasnt so bad but the left side one will be a challange. I do have to admit that i was sooooo nervous for some reason I put the needle against my skin and i was pushing for like 10 sec or not more lol until it broke the skin lol lol but it didnt really hurt, at least it didnt hurt comparing to quads

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    i use same arm same cheek and throw it in..

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    yeah thats what i did but i had to use my pinky to push the juice in lol..i wouldnt get comfy with any other finger

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    just came to my head...... i wonder if u inject alcohol into your veins if you would get hammered.. much safer on the liver....

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    I dunno maybe it's just from the hundreds of times I have injected but... Glute shots I find are close to the EASIEST Inject...

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    Quote Originally Posted by busaboy27 View Post
    just came to my head...... i wonder if u inject alcohol into your veins if you would get hammered.. much safer on the liver....
    Yes... yes you can do that.. you get hammered off of 3ml's

    Bottle of Jack will last a YEAR that way... plus you dont have to deal with the taste !! lol

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    nice... no waiting time for shit to kick.. can have a full stomach.. cant beat that deal.. talk about got any capt in ya.. i think my rage would sky rocket out of control.. its bad enough when i go out..

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    Quote Originally Posted by phat_matt85 View Post
    Ok im going to try get it in my Virgin ass today . I have shot in quads all along but they are just too sore and i need to have a sick leg day next week. I have searched around but i wanna hear some of you out on whats the best and easiest way to inj your self in gluts?

    ....also will my ass get sore after like my quads did?
    go check howtodoinjections.com
    Glute shots will become some of the easiest for you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by busaboy27 View Post
    right cheek left hand wtf.. i dont think i can reach that far.. lol..
    LOL, Yeah I was just sitting her seeing if I could reach my left hand to my right cheek. DAMN someone is either VERY flexible or has LONG ass arms. LOL

    For me the easiest way is NOT to do it, I do the Thighs. 100% easier.

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    Quote Originally Posted by phat_matt85 View Post
    Ok im going to try get it in my Virgin ass today . I have shot in quads all along but they are just too sore and i need to have a sick leg day next week. I have searched around but i wanna hear some of you out on whats the best and easiest way to inj your self in gluts?

    ....also will my ass get sore after like my quads did?
    lol... just poke it in... i dont even feel it any more, and i never get any soreness in my glutes, and i do if i poke in my quads or delts... glutes all the way

    one grab pin
    two poke it in
    three smile
    four say ahhhhhhhh
    five finsh pushing the plunger in
    six pull out and cover with finger massage it a little and smile

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    i have troubles reaching so i usually just poke the pin in right glute. hold steady with right hand then push the plunger in by leaning on wall or door frame.

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    Quote Originally Posted by amcon View Post
    lol... just poke it in... i dont even feel it any more, and i never get any soreness in my glutes, and i do if i poke in my quads or delts... glutes all the way

    one grab pin
    two poke it in
    three smile
    four say ahhhhhhhh
    five finsh pushing the plunger in
    six pull out and cover with finger massage it a little and smile

    LOL nice
    Today has been 2 days since i poked my ass and it just got soo fing sore lol..i cant get in my car with out making funny faces ahaha f**ed shit

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    Quote Originally Posted by bcbrett View Post
    i have troubles reaching so i usually just poke the pin in right glute. hold steady with right hand then push the plunger in by leaning on wall or door frame.
    leaning on the door.. lol... wait till you slip...

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    Quote Originally Posted by bcbrett View Post
    i have troubles reaching so i usually just poke the pin in right glute. hold steady with right hand then push the plunger in by leaning on wall or door frame.

    not smart. wait till you do it wrong and break the pin off. good luck on getting it out.
    now you are going to the hospital holding your ars and sitting "bum up" so that you don't push it further away.

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    Ha!!..

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    Quote Originally Posted by (1*) View Post

    not smart. wait till you do it wrong and break the pin off. good luck on getting it out.
    now you are going to the hospital holding your ars and sitting "bum up" so that you don't push it further away.
    I hold the barrel with one hand so i am not really worried about it breaking However i haven't done a glute injection in a long time as delts and quads seem easier for me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by johnnybigguns View Post
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    everyone recommends that site, but they are injecting too low in the glutes pic...

    wouldnt it be a good idea to stop sending people there until the information is accurate? the glute pic looks like he is shooting right into the sciatic

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    Take weight off of the leg on the side your pinning your glute with, after you pull out, rub hard to avoid a knot and decrease soreness...seems to work with me, if possible, have your chick do it for you.

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    HOLY FFFF***CK my gluts are sore!!!!!..the things you do to look good though huh? lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by phat_matt85 View Post
    LOL nice
    Today has been 2 days since i poked my ass and it just got soo fing sore lol..i cant get in my car with out making funny faces ahaha f**ed shit
    maybe your hitting you nerve or something i can get like three cc's in and not ever think about it....

    go to you tube and check out some vids on how to inject

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dee312 View Post
    Take weight off of the leg on the side your pinning your glute with, after you pull out, rub hard to avoid a knot and decrease soreness...seems to work with me, if possible, have your chick do it for you.
    o ya i do that too ... to stop any blood from dripping and to make sure that i am not getting that knot

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    Quote Originally Posted by amcon View Post
    maybe your hitting you nerve or something i can get like three cc's in and not ever think about it....

    go to you tube and check out some vids on how to inject

    I have done it, im 95% sure im doing it right, from what i read is first timers get sore and its gets better as time and more shots go by

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    Quote Originally Posted by phat_matt85 View Post
    I have done it, im 95% sure im doing it right, from what i read is first timers get sore and its gets better as time and more shots go by
    ya i have no probs now... never really did - you'll be ok just 2x check your doing it right...

    i also do what someone wrote up above... take the weight off the leg i am injecting

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    Quote Originally Posted by busaboy27 View Post
    just came to my head...... i wonder if u inject alcohol into your veins if you would get hammered.. much safer on the liver....
    ohhhh yesssss you might just slow your heart rate down so much you mite just kill yourself.........

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