Help! I'm new!!

[nothnless]

Hi, I've never really worked out at all and now I'm an overweight couch potato. Since my girlfriend has left me and I cant get a new one because I'm short, fat, and broke I wanted to try some gear to give me a jump start. I wanted to try buying some D-anabol 25 from the website that advertises on this forum above. It's a 90 pill bottle so I was going to take 1 a day (25mg) and workout real hard for the next 3 months. So here are a few questions:

1. Is this a stupid azz plan?
2. Has anyone bought from this site if so is it the real deal?
3. Will I make any real gains with such a dose?
4. Will I still need to use any PCT when I'm done?
5. Any real dangers with just jumping in like this?

I know how to use all the weights at my gym but I heard I could tear something with to much gains right away, is this true?

Any answers to any of these question would be greatly appreciated.

[1bigun11]

Hi, I've never really worked out at all and now I'm an overweight couch potato. Since my girlfriend has left me and I cant get a new one because I'm short, fat, and broke I wanted to try some gear to give me a jump start. I wanted to try buying some D-anabol 25 from the website that advertises on this forum above. It's a 90 pill bottle so I was going to take 1 a day (25mg) and workout real hard for the next 3 months. So here are a few questions:

1. Is this a stupid azz plan?
2. Has anyone bought from this site if so is it the real deal?
3. Will I make any real gains with such a dose?
4. Will I still need to use any PCT when I'm done?
5. Any real dangers with just jumping in like this?

I know how to use all the weights at my gym but I heard I could tear something with to much gains right away, is this true?

Any answers to any of these question would be greatly appreciated.

1. Yes
2. No
3. No
4. No
5. No

[dec11]

Hi, I've never really worked out at all and now I'm an overweight couch potato. Since my girlfriend has left me and I cant get a new one because I'm short, fat, and broke I wanted to try some gear to give me a jump start. I wanted to try buying some D-anabol 25 from the website that advertises on this forum above. It's a 90 pill bottle so I was going to take 1 a day (25mg) and workout real hard for the next 3 months. So here are a few questions:

1. Is this a stupid azz plan?
2. Has anyone bought from this site if so is it the real deal?
3. Will I make any real gains with such a dose?
4. Will I still need to use any PCT when I'm done?
5. Any real dangers with just jumping in like this?

I know how to use all the weights at my gym but I heard I could tear something with to much gains right away, is this true?

Any answers to any of these question would be greatly appreciated.

dont buy tht shit mate, you need to go to the diet section and post your stats, age etc, guys will advise you.go and work on getting into shape before aas, thts considering ur old enuf 2

[feeldapump89]

Everything about this is horribly wrong im sorry to say. Start by posting up some stats, then get your diet and training 100% in check. And if you say your overweight your not ready for steroids, you need to be 10-15% Body fat top. Any higher and you will see bad gyno and other side affects. You need to do some more research. And last but not least stay away from that stuff posted above its not the real deal.

Hi, I've never really worked out at all and now I'm an overweight couch potato. Since my girlfriend has left me and I cant get a new one because I'm short, fat, and broke I wanted to try some gear to give me a jump start. I wanted to try buying some D-anabol 25 from the website that advertises on this forum above. It's a 90 pill bottle so I was going to take 1 a day (25mg) and workout real hard for the next 3 months. So here are a few questions:

1. Is this a stupid azz plan?
2. Has anyone bought from this site if so is it the real deal?
3. Will I make any real gains with such a dose?
4. Will I still need to use any PCT when I'm done?
5. Any real dangers with just jumping in like this?

I know how to use all the weights at my gym but I heard I could tear something with to much gains right away, is this true?

Any answers to any of these question would be greatly appreciated.

[Western Man]

If you don't work out, and don't eat right, then steroids are the last damned thing you should be thinking about!

[nothnless]

Thanks guy so I guess the roids are out of the question but how about Clenbuterol?

[Vettester]

Not to play 50 questions back at you, but how old are you? When you say short and fat, what does that mean? (5'-1" and 250lb?). Are you willing to put a plan together to get yourself on your feet and in the shape that will attract some chicks that are better all the way around than that last bi*ch that walked out?

Like everyone is saying, drop the steroid idea immediately. And, drop the clen and anything else for the moment. The first step is your commitment to make a plan with a goal. Depending how much fat you're talking about, this plan could take a long time; meaning years. But, you might be surprised to just how many pounds you can shed and make some huge improvements in 6 months or even less. I don't know what your whole story is. Sometimes it's easy to get lazy in a relationship and let yourself go. Let this hopefully be a learning lesson for you too, and next time have yourself in the shape you want so that there will be plenty of maidens just waiting if one falls off. Who knows, bust your ass with some serious intensity and send your ex a copy of the hot 3-way porno you'll make in a few years when you're down to 9% BF.

Keep your chin up and get involved with this site on the diet and exercise part of it. There's an amazing amount of information about this stuff in those areas, but it starts with you brother.

[DSM4Life]

Knowledge is power.

[gymguy30]

Remember bro steroids are not the "magic pill". That's a myth. That's why I love ingnorant people who say "oh your on steroids, your cheating". At the end of the day if you want results you have to put in the work and diet is 90% of it.

[diamond]

diet and exercise are key. steroids are short-term short-cuts. wont get u far with a bad diet and w/e u do get from it wont last without a diet to support it. look for the diet section and post ur stats.
age
weight
bf
ect.

lots of ppl willing to help. eating right will be the 1st step into feelin and looking good

[nothnless]

Not to play 50 questions back at you, but how old are you? When you say short and fat, what does that mean? (5'-1" and 250lb?). Are you willing to put a plan together to get yourself on your feet and in the shape that will attract some chicks that are better all the way around than that last bi*ch that walked out?

Like everyone is saying, drop the steroid idea immediately. And, drop the clen and anything else for the moment. The first step is your commitment to make a plan with a goal. Depending how much fat you're talking about, this plan could take a long time; meaning years. But, you might be surprised to just how many pounds you can shed and make some huge improvements in 6 months or even less. I don't know what your whole story is. Sometimes it's easy to get lazy in a relationship and let yourself go. Let this hopefully be a learning lesson for you too, and next time have yourself in the shape you want so that there will be plenty of maidens just waiting if one falls off. Who knows, bust your ass with some serious intensity and send your ex a copy of the hot 3-way porno you'll make in a few years when you're down to 9% BF.

Keep your chin up and get involved with this site on the diet and exercise part of it. There's an amazing amount of information about this stuff in those areas, but it starts with you brother.

I just wanted to say thanks to everyone for the advise. I was probably about to make a huge mistake. Anyway, I got some help with a diet and exercise plan from my gym so I'll see how that works out for the next 6 months. I'm 27, 5' 7", bf= 30% and 215lbs. I'm looking to be around 170.

[WARMachine]

Best of luck to you bud!

[mikey24]

Just make sure you have alot of MONEY and you dont have to worry how you look or about working out, c'mon man everyone knows that.