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    Pass hair strand test???

    hi all I might be having a hair strand test done to test for steroids . I told them wen i stopped all my gear but i lied as i stayed on the tesat at aroung 600mg a week.

    Wot the hell can i do????

    i have not done a shot now for nearly a week but thats test e so god knows wot to do now!

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    shave ur head

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    who the crap is testing you for steroids ? the cops or what?

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    Take a mach3 razor to your dome.

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    i have no hair they can take it from anywhere.

    The courts are as i am fighting for custody of my son social services have said it looks like i am going to win as they think i am more stable but asked me bout steroids i said yes i did them but stopped after he was born!

    I have heard that there are shampoo's???

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    mix shampoo with aloe and a small amount of bleach from what i hear.

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    This will be one of the hardest tests to pass... Hair strand tests can unfortunately prove that you used an illegal substance in the past 3 - 6 months. (yes even in your pubic hairs + hair-pit hairs, etc.)

    There is a "way" though. It doesn't work 100%... but it can fool lab techs.

    I specialize in Biological Psychology... and there is a method..

    PM me (I don't feel comfortable talking about it on an open forum )

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    Well if i fail can i not say i use 6 oxo or another powerful testosterone booster ???? and wot is the most powerful one you can buy???

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    shave ur whole body, including ur eyebrows...

    goodluck man.

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    Quote Originally Posted by skeldno View Post
    Well if i fail can i not say i use 6 oxo or another powerful testosterone booster???? and wot is the most powerful one you can buy???
    If they're doing a hair test, they will be analyzing it for specific drugs. Assuming they can detect that you injected test (I'm not sure if they can) they will know it was that and not a legal testosterone booster .

    If they were just checking your current test levels, you may be able to get by with the test booster thing but I don't think it will fly in this case. If they find evidence of steroids , then maybe you can blame a recently banned/discontinued pro-hormone.

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    Quote Originally Posted by skeldno View Post
    hi all I might be having a hair strand test done to test for steroids . I told them wen i stopped all my gear but i lied as i stayed on the tesat at aroung 600mg a week.

    Wot the hell can i do????

    i have not done a shot now for nearly a week but thats test e so god knows wot to do now!
    Firstly who is testing via hair strand? This is the most acurate form of testing and by far the most expensive!! The only time I have heard of this form of testing is at the high court. There is absoloutly no way of avoiding a positive if you have used what they are testing for within a 90 day window. Although if its a pre-employment test or something similar they don't test for AAS.

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    Bleach yourself.... sorry bro and I feel sorry for you truly, But bleach will kill the test results.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dancer View Post
    Bleach yourself.... sorry bro and I feel sorry for you truly, But bleach will kill the test results.
    This is incorrect. Im afraid there is absoloutly no way of tampering with a hair test.

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    Wot they do is test for raised test levels then they check for esters enanthate and cyprinate i have been on so is there any legal thing i can say i have been using that has those esters in them???

    also wot boosters could i say???

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    Where is your attorney on this issue? Your lawyer should be up your ex's ass on this and claiming it is: 1) irrelevant to your parenting skills as you have admitted to using in the past but have stopped 2) a violation of your right to privacy.

    Don't take the test if it will reveal an illegal substance! Or, Have this thing adjoured a few times, shave your head, then the test sample will be clean.
    Last edited by OCTOBER-2009; 09-27-2009 at 12:09 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by skeldno View Post
    hi all I might be having a hair strand test done to test for steroids . I told them wen i stopped all my gear but i lied as i stayed on the tesat at aroung 600mg a week.

    Wot the hell can i do????

    i have not done a shot now for nearly a week but thats test e so god knows wot to do now!
    Run a GOOGLE search. There are some shampoos out there you can use from some of the detox/masking companies.

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    But will they actuall work??? I would spend thousands if it ment making me pass lol

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    SHAVE IT ALL! EVERYTHING!

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    that will look suspicious plus i still have 2 weeks of test e as my last shot was a week ago

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    Tell them u under went kemo. LOL

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    lol

    So if the hair strand is analised and they look for the esters is that not going to be presant for even longer as it does not just dissapear in 3 weeks it just subsides.

    How much test e would i need to do to pretend that it is still showing up months after???

    Say 4 months???


    10ml a week???

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    done my hair strand test! they had to take it from my armpit. still waiting on the results tho.

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    The only way around this was to stop use of aas and shave your body 2 weeks after you stop. then the new hairs that grow in should be clean.

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    ^^ i think I would have to agree with twotimer, that would be the only way to do pass it. But it would have to be 2 week after it's completely out of your system...

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    got my results through!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    alcohol came back negitive and steroids there was not enough hair to test!!!! :-) mysolicitor thinks they wont botheer again!!!!!

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